New AD idea: creatureforcumfort

If Morrissey was a zoomer would he instead be singing "I know it's Joever"

When I say "Hey man I'd love to chat again, we can talk after i clock out" it's my self inflicted kryptonite when I end up forgetting to reach back out

Why the hell are regular Joe schmoe people liking my post I'm a furry go away

If they won't cancel my gym membership I guess I'll have to be going again 😭😭

im blue for an amazing reason

Another day another ding dong

It's wild to see how the major push for STEM education has completely trashed quality of life in the last decade and a half

They told me to change my shirt before I came back to work 😡

"At times I am like Sheldon from The Big bang theory and other times I am a golden retriever" you are my new least favorite co worker

quitting caffeine was a dumb idea I feel amazing nowe

Man how did I not know my 4th favorite odd psych pop single from 1970 back in Schoolwas in the sonic the hedgehog theatrical release and soundtrack

"come on AJ where's your rizz?" I frew up "Sorry I ever doubted you"

I'm really happy with how this turned out give him a follow :)

They're playing sweet home Alabama at the zillennial and college student cafe what is this world coming to

Hi

If someone comes up to me and starts waving a red flag into my face, that's a red flag for me idk bro

I've noticed that lately I find a word and then I latch onto it for a month. Right now my word of choice is 'whimsy' and I need to stop saying it right now

im blue for an amazing reason

My key scratched my phone screen it's so over everyone

Sexual liberation, today!

After all this mess is over, I finally have power! Currently no Internet but that's okay with me. During this time, everything in my fridge and freezer were unsavable, so I'm asking for help to rebuy the food I lost. paypal.me/SkeletonFight $EvilSkeletonHorde reblogs appreciated, thank you

Can't wait to meet everyone next Monday on Microsoft teams!

Not to "I'm so old" post but hearing 9 in the afternoon turn into dollar store muzak this morning made me turn into dust

Yes I'm reposting my art I want people to look at me

Hello again Incredible work done by @bunnymothmartyr.bsky.social (you should absolutely commission them) thank you again it looks so good 😭😭😭

a show of gratitude for my homies and loved ones <3

Potential badge for ANE this year 🎨: @silverscarf.bsky.social

I love how I can punch into work while taking a leak

walks up to you holding this

What is it with boring white women and being way too into true crime

i completely forgot to take pictures at ANE with my friends like I said I wanted to whoops

Ah yes, the only two artists

Has anyone ever thought how weird The is as a word

walks up to you holding this

time to start checking on your Minneapolis homies and make sure they're safe

ok what the fuck is payboo

Woah mama I'm ill

everyone is required to be my friend

Goodbye Boston ..💔

I love ANE it made me throw up

Did what I set out to do B) #ANE26

Hi I'm in Boston who am I gonna see this afternoon??

I got pre con jitters and nerves consuming my system ughhhh

I'll bring a handful of copies with me then. Follow me in case theres anything that comes up, and to know when I have the free time at the convention to do so. If you're interested in getting one DM me

Long live heathcliff

Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.

Christ I gotta go to pawston tomorrow....again.....

Guy who's never seen One Piece: Aw jeez I hope they find it