I have one printer here. I don’t even understand this. Maybe no one at Apple prints any more.

I lack the maturity not to make a joke about this, so I’ll just leave it here.

My investment portfolio has more or less one singular goal: no money goes to Elon Musk. So far so good.

I see Apple has also adopted the dumbass “dub dub” nickname for WWDC. Embarrassing.

Sometimes it feels like we are living through a Christopher Guest mockumentary.

Amazing that “major legacy institutional authority won’t change its rules to suit Elon Musk” is a shocking headline but here we are

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

“Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don’t know which half” could just as well be applied to the records I bring to a DJ gig. Which half will I play??

“Here in Hazard County, folks had their share of Dicks. But one stood above the rest…”

Well @theverge.com nails it. “If Grok were a human employee, I feel HR would not take long to get involved.”

I’m also playing some records at Keys Lounge on Saturday, May 30th, from 5 to 9pm, followed by live jazz. Come by and have a drink with me!

If there are any DJs out there that could use a Rane One for a good price and in great shape, I got you. www.facebook.com/marketplace/...

I don’t want anyone to “remix my shorts.” Ew.

I’m playing some records at Keys Lounge on Wednesday, May 27th, from 6 to 10pm. Come by and say hi!

“LG will release the first 1000Hz, 1080p gaming monitor this year” cool maybe movies will hit 30fps finally

Sorry folks but ALL Marvel movies look like they came out of someone’s basement to me already

may these fuckers rot in hell

www.macrumors.com/2026/05/08/s... this is a really cool feature. Apple should steal this feature.

The 2028 Democratic presidential candidate who will get my support is whoever pledges to erase Donald's face and name from everything and reverses all of his executive orders.

Wow, somehow I thought Lorne Michaels would step down before Tim Cook, but here we are

“The Cypherpunks interacted mostly through something called an internet mailing list. Ancestors of today’s message boards, mailing lists were large group emails in old typewriter font that subscribers received in their inbox. To communicate, respondents replied-all.” lol typewriter font 🤣

This is as good as everyone's saying it is. The anti-corruption message is a good one, imo

Every time I see a photo of David Ellison, I think of Mikey Day's Butt-Head from that SNL sketch

In San Diego for a couple nights. Stopped at a random rooftop bar. Table next to me chatting passionately about NFTs. “I am working on a coin right now” says one guy. “If you believe in something, and put your energy into it, anything is possible,” they conclude.

Some of the largest valuations in the history of the planet, and they’ve never produced a single product that wasn’t “beta” or “research preview.”

Who says our civilization is doomed?!?

In the end, it’s stoopid shit like this that’s having me move my biz off @notion.com. Blog posts on your site as placeholders for the real content at the nazi bar? No thanks. I’ve heard enough.

Today I learned that this gem of a song has 12 different recorded versions each with a different solo in the middle. I would immediately and gladly buy a vinyl copy with all 12. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUL4...

And you thought I couldn’t love Kim Gordon more. apple.news/AKL6vJU9lQoa...

Hard to believe the company @kandacerae.bsky.social and I started 22 years ago is still my job. Happy birthday @needmoredesigns.com and Apple too I guess.

Chalk up another win for California! apple.news/Aq3x41np0RJ-...

I will be playing records at Keys Lounge this coming Wednesday from 6 to 10 PM. Would love to see you there.

Great. Had to boot into macOS Sequoia for a bit. My hatred of Liquid Glass flares anew.

This was a good piece. I use and recommend Magic Lasso.

“You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.” -Herman Melville “I’m not a political person.” -Tim Cook

Marc Andreessen is a philosophical zombie

"You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right." Goddamn, Melville could really cook.

Saying Dario “wasn’t exactly right” is a funny way of saying Dario was right.

I guess AI has improved a *tiny* bit over the last 13 years.

This suggests to me a UI in need of improvement.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

wow we finally have the technology to do impressions!!! just put on a grey wig and do the voice you dumb dick head. have you ever heard of SNL

@gruber.foo I hope you will read and consider this alternate viewpoint. www.hyperdimensional.co/p/clawed

The word "founded" always cracks me up. I always imagine it's someone who doesn't know that "found" is already past tense.

Since I use AI anyway, proud to use AI from “Radical Left AI company” Anthropic.

Soul, jazz, and some disco? All on vinyl, this Wednesday.

I love when they refer to CEOs as newly installed, as if they were just downloaded and unzipped.

“Claw” is becoming to agent tech what “podcasts” were to iPods. Good news for Anthropic I suspect.

I know it’s a bit old-school but if you wanna listen to four hours of lovely vinyl sets complete with the occasional skip and scratch this is the place. It’s a podcast feed so link accordingly.

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."