Bones are going to kill me I think. I resent everyone with doesn't have to know bones privilege rn

I have a 99 in anatomy which is exactly where we want to be heading into bones and muscles, which seek to deplete my point hoard

Just saw some gen alpha kids drinking from the hose. Gen x eat your heart out

Spent sufficient time with my meat husk during covid lockdown to realize it was dysphoria and not dysmorphia

If I don't nail the cell bio and energetics portion of a&p I basically have to walk into the sea, and it's a really long walk from here

My postcard to my wife from college (the room across the hall from her)

Caught the Freud block for this one

We have to do food logs for my nutrition class and I think the prof is concerned about the class bc she just sent us all an email about vegetables and hydration

unfortunately the police state isn't particularly friendly to the left's bouncy castles

I could listen to an oriole sing forever

206 bones isn't so bad you all. People memorize all kinds of stuff. Pokemon. Multiple alphabets. It's fine I'll be fine

She's being extra cute bc she wants croissant

Studying the Anki deck of Plato's cave shadows

I was learning facial muscles yesterday at 2 am and guffawed out loud at "buccinator", one of the cheek muscles. Absurd field of study

Online college got me online

I cannot believe how much anatomy there is in the human body. Physiology too. No wonder we're all miserable

Remember phddiaries? I hope she leaked out the pipeline as bad as me tbh

I have premed brain about prenursing but that's just how it is on this dog of a world when you're a 37 year old college student

I spent 2 hours on anki yesterday 😮‍💨

I'm interested in public health nursing because public health is our ideal standard of prophylaxis and regular care basically, and I'm interested in ER nursing because that's where public health measures fall apart in people's lives

Sorry but if you're 37 and in college you have to get all As or it's embarrassing. And by you I mean me

I'm the only sucker taking online closed book tests with the book closed i think

Nothing makes me want to read a psychologist more than calling him "low-key shadowbanned in the Anglosphere" 🥰

Haven't even started nursing school yet and my mom is already texting me about various maladies

You are now taking bong rips manually

Everone in the NYPD jerkoff montage Madison square garden plays during Knicks games looks like they're being held at gunpoint

My least favorite bodily fluid is probably puke. A lot of pre nursing students are afraid of poo but nobody's a sympathy pooper

John fetterman. Hey man can I inspect your brain

Kinda getting interested in aging and old people now

Accidentally made Gemini roleplay as a fried egg when I googled a quote from Mixtape.

In my one class where we're allowed to use LLMs but have to cite them, either a vast minority of people are using them or a minority are copping to it. The undergrad word salad is very authentic though imo.

Memorization is kind of fun unfortunately

Tommy of T'ubervilles

Isaac chotiner interview isaac chotiner

the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??

I've been with my wife for over 1/3 my life 🤯 waow 🥰💗

Sitting around the US causes of death table with my besties hbu

More of my friends' kids are walking up to me and telling me I look like a guy unforced. It's probably time to take a new license pic. I don't know if I get the ball rolling on the legal name change now or after I get into nursing school

I'm learning about your membranes right now

Hello from college. I'm learning that the place you put a catheter is called the urinary meatus

There are so many different things to click on, in Online College

Online college seems doable. Reading articles and posting about it is what I do anyway. I'll be sitting at a desk to make sure i take it seriously though

Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley, and Me, Grogu

5yo neighbor girl came up to me and said "what happened? You were a girl and you became a boy" and I was just like "it happens sometimes"

Look at this beautiful horse.

This is vintage conservative face before Mar a Lago face hit the scene wow

Wolves just need to go on a 30-0 run rl quick and we've got a ball game

when marginalized groups say “boy i wish the dems would put up an actual fight for us”, a bunch of people always respond like this:

Can't watch the wildflowers vid rn. Just can't. Will probably light a candle and do it tn and sob