Life is feeling a lot like this rn ngl

Four Christmas Movies to know me by:

Currently in the midst of digitizing my entire physical media collection(mostly movies and full seasons of mine and hubby’s fave stuff), and I’ve finally worked out a little system and it’s going quite smoothly tbch🤙🏼 💿 🎥

Dario Argento to George A. Romero about who should score the Dawn of the Dead soundtrack:

May have eaten a bit too much this year 😵‍💫😵‍💫😮‍💨😮‍💨

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

Me immediately after 5pm on Thursday

Back and shoulders tewnite

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Just saw this.

Nearly a week in the bag at el nuevo chamba 🤌🏼

FACT CHECK: TRUE

Sorry that I liked 31 of your posts, it’s just that I really want to fuck you

mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker

The millennial experience is watching shit fall backwards off a cliff when they beat programming into your brain that things would get better.

First day at this new job!

As someone who's done it several times, you never realize how many have no choice at the moment but to rent a room. Mfs remind me everyday how cruelty is so easy for the morally diseased. Y'all are straight up evil, and made up demons and spirits have nothing to do with it. Just gleefully callous.

Still alive, hope y’all are enjoying your Sunday🙌🏼

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My fave thing when when conversating with someone who is ethnic/ML is how we will describe the sound of something when we don’t know the actual word for it and the meaning is still conveyed perfectly🤌🏼

My brain immediately when someone says “it has come to my attention-”

Started taking photos like a señora, so I will be addressed as ‘Comadre’ from now on

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

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In an effort to unplug I dug up my old iPod classic, and she STILL WORKS!! This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀

Look, all you have to do is google “Hijra” and “Muxe.” This ain’t hard, y’all. It’s not new, it’s not weird— it’s been this way since humans were invented. What IS new and different and weird in a bad way is any attempt to stifle humans loving each other. THAT’S weird in a horrible way.

israel has already broken the ceasefire

Midway through October 🎃

I still stand ten toes down on this statement even after I got death threats on Twitter about it. Writing off the south continues to birth resentment and a further divide that shouldn’t even be there. They want a division to make it easier to continue regressive bullshit. Stop. Falling. For. It.

"Somewhere lost between the clouded annals of history, lies a place that few have seen..." #otgw #fanart

BUT HEY! THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

“I'll let your body decide if this is good enough for you” “Already folding it for you” “Already folding up for you—”

Happy Indigenous People’s day 💪🏼

This weeks loaf looking a little TOO used and abused—

Better a Faggot than a Fascist 💪🏽😤♥️

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Her little wingettes tucked away 🥲

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.

Feeling the urge to bulk prep/freeze meals~

a new mRNA therapy apparently can cut the rate of Huntington's disease progression by ~75%. yet more miracle shit www.bbc.com/news/article...

It's so exhausting to think that every national tragedy will now have the FBI immediately trying to pin it on leftists before any investigation

This.

FYI: The one and only Keke Palmer hosts DREAD MANOR, a new horror anthology series premiering on KeyTV this Thursday.

Cooler weather on the horizon, I can taste it almost—