I’ve been really sick with a cold all day but my furry little nurse has been a total babe all day.

Hello.

Solar power

💀💀💀

When I tell you that I would get nothing done if he was asking me to do this 🥵

Cute lad on the desk at the leisure centre told me to enjoy my swim and I said “thanks, you too.”

Just gonna say this now: Aronofsky hasn’t made anything decent since “The Wrestler” and that was in 2008.

More swimming.

Did a swim for the first time in 10 years (the pool was only 25m, I put it in wrong). Also a woman told me she hated my trunks.

Really into thongs lately.

🍑

I’m full of cold and sick of my life, but I also got a nice new hat today (see last pic) so it’s just swings and roundabouts tbh.

Thunder thighs 🌩️

the face / the cheeks

I only ever seem to post here now when I need the serotonin.

Recent lewds. I stopped going to the gym in September & wont be back till February so I’ve put on a little bit of timber. More cushion for the pushin’.

Just messing about.

I’ve been locked out of Bluesky for a little while & finally got round to sorting it now (it wasn’t hard to do, I’m just lazy). What have I missed?

Wore this to DILF last night. 🤼

Bored & horny after kissing several men at northern pride yesterday.

Some recents 1/3

Hi, I’m really fuckin WARM. help me?

Someone wolf whistled at me today (it was a work colleague but still) ((also, no I won’t clean the mirror))

Got called transphobic by Chat GPT earlier lads

It’s starting to get very warm on an evening now…

The only three pictures from DILF Newcastle that I saved. And the one photo of me the next day after I had brought my whole gut back up.

Your dad’s been doing that thirst trap trend.

🥩🙃

I was already tired as fuck and properly sad but reading the news about David Lynch has made me feel even lower.

I forgot to post this here.

serving seasonal sunday softness

The antlers stay on during sex.

who else working out outside this winter?

Do you like my jockstrap?

Stromg

Finished playing The Plucky Squire yesterday and had a great time with it. A lovely hodge podge of games with a cute story & fun Zelda-lite abilities. Did feel the back end of the game was a little padded in places & some of the puzzles feel more annoying than ingenious. Solid 6/10.

Sorry for horny posting but kind of need to do this with a bottom.

Guys, has anyone posted the YES, MADAM (Corey Yuen, 1985) final fight scene on here yet? Extremely important for the website to run properly.

I’m a bit of an exhibitionist 😛

Some recent gym progress.

spotted in the locker room 🏋️‍♂️

Yeah I know I need to clean the mirror but I’m mostly concerned it’ll just fall off the wall if I do.

Got some new shorts. Let me know if you like em.

Hello from your fave new chav.

Zara do some pretty decent brief’s huh

Hey it’s been a while.

I'd play it anyway but I'd play it even more if it was like this.

Is Mono Monday still a thing?