Head's up. This new piece is not autobiographical. funnypearls.com/2026/03/happ...

What You’re Watching Isn’t What You’re Really Watching open.substack.com/pub/mcsweene...

What You’re Watching Isn’t What You’re Really Watching www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...

oh no another trump story! www.humortimes.com/406616/aesop...

Emily in Paris season 5 is back on Dec 18th. I wrote something about it for The Haven comedy. medium.com/the-haven/li...

New piece wherein I examine an old timey punctuation mark that never quite made it. www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/ri...

National Guard food toss alternatives. www.humortimes.com/132441/natio...

I’ve been busy today. Why does everyone think what we are all hoping for is imminent?

Art of the deal.

Yes, we certainly do!

Reporting LIVE From Massive Anti-Trump Protests in Washington, D.C. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

Interesting ay?

take heart in this fab essay and forthcoming book: archaeologists find that when empires fall, the powerful fare badly but the commoners fare better! people want to cooperate and thrive. what happens next is still up to us. aeon.co/essays/the-g...

Psycho with Face Painted Orange Rants and Raves on White House Roof www.humortimes.com/130250/psych...

Never gets old!

This morning, ICE rolled into a Home Depot parking lot using a moving truck loaded w/agents, like a Trojan horse, to snatch up Latino workers. Whoever they could find. No idea if they were undocumented or not. That’s not enforcement. That’s racial profiling, and violates a standing court order.

This is moving. Kamala Harris feels the pain we feel. Not just from her loss, but from the trauma and abuse our country is living through. What could have been…

Saved by the Perv!

This is criminal‼️ Trump‘s amateur hour administration is costing lives. FEMA cuts have slowed down emergency response times drastically.

Thing is, they can all manage without because they are rich enough to afford the best treatment.

Straight up propaganda from America’s #1 Bullshit artist…and LIAR in chief, Donald J Trump.

Local, state, and federal law enforcement officers who cover their faces while conducting official business could face a misdemeanor charge in California under a new proposal. cnn.it/443mdTX

New piece on Weekly Humorist. Keep an eye out for an an insurrection. If you actually find one, drop a pin for me, yeah? weeklyhumorist.com/things-to-do...

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The most inspiring chapters in our nation's history came when Americans faced down some of our country's darkest demons. Those moments, like our own, were difficult to live through but also brought the chance to bring out the best in us, with enduring consequences.

Hi! I'm Sydney Kamlager-Dove, and I’m proud to represent LA in Congress! I know many of us are feeling uncertain right now, but we must stay engaged. I'll continue LEADing in Congress to preserve our Land, advance Economic justice, promote the Arts, and stand up for Democracy. Follow along!

If you haven’t heard of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove… you have now. When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥 @kamlager-dove.house.gov

I notice people calling what we’re seeing these last couple of days “riots.” I was here during the 1992 Los Angeles riots. That’s not what this is. Local police can handle this, but ICE needs to back off—especially with these amateur hires who don’t know what the f*ck they’re doing.

If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487

We played with mud pies, etch-a-scetch, and Little Miss No Name dolls; we learned to bake with granny, ran through sprinklers and "the fog machine" (mosquito spray) without fear. We wrote in cursive, did math in our heads and played in the street till dark. #GoodTimes

ICE vs. Citizens of LA

Silence Is Complicity Straighten your spine Speak & live your truth

There is no bigger story right now than the White House asserting that California residents are in a state "of rebellion against the authority of the Government of the United States."

I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.