Mmhmmmm 🤗🤗🤗🤗

Go to college and you'll always be able to find, get, and keep a job. Thats got to be one of the top 3 lies my generation was told.

Actually you know what, I’m gonna get some lunch, a few drinks THEN go to Barnes and noble 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 AHAHAHAHAHA I TREAT MYSELF LIKE A GODDESS

What’s on the agenda today you may ask? Weeeelll a little of this..a little of that..my coworker gave me a $30 gift card to Barnes and noble soooooooo

Damn wingstop must’ve been feeling generous or something because they gave me way more than what I ordered 😂 even 2 extra ranches

I think I’ll order me some wingstop

I may need to do a inuyasha rewatch myself. Funny she says Tokyo ghoul because that’s next up on my list once I finish HXH

Megan did a promo for Ani-May on the crunchyroll account today and bruh..the men( and only men) in the comments are heated 😂😂 WHATS GOING ON?!

For me not to hardly go anywhere my gas light sure comes on a lot more than usual 🙄🙄🧐🧐

Scariest thing I did today was drive 35mins home from my eye treatment appointment 🫣 I had to get shots on the side of my eyes yall…holy shit

Maaaan i fell to my KNEEs!!

Mine will be ending, and yours beginning! Happy early birthday 🎉 Time really does 😭😭

Thank you 🥳🤗

My warning sign

Also just plain lazy fr

Best birthday ever so far I’m already back home from work, pouring up shots 👏🏾

Blesssed to open my eyes this morning to another trip around one sun! Happy birthday to me 🎊💚🥰🥳

The sound played in my head 😂😂😂

By not taking care of myself like I should’ve been, I really messed my body up man. BUT we on it now 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Anyone else ever just sleep on the couch cause your to lazy to put the freshly washed sheets back on the bed?

100%

No. And no. Then cartwheeling to the blocked button.

Always have your own. Don’t fully depend on nobody else.

Guess I’ll make a waffle and some eggs

All I know is… Levi Ackerman wouldn’t do me like This. He’d just call me a brat and sip his tea

Hoes be broke but make it a YOU problem 😂😂

I made the mistake of googling my eye symptoms (because why not? 😂) Bitch I may have a retinal detachment?!! OH LAWD MY EYEEEEEE (mind you I ain’t went to the dr yet for a real diagnosis)

We’re good! It’s always a time when we together

Welp now I gotta put the contacts away for a while until I can see what’s up with my left eye 🙄

Micro penis is crazy 😂😂

They was bumpin clits

God just hitting the randomizer button while making animals.

Boooy I just nodded off while sitting up on the couch lmaoo it’s to early to get in bed yet 😂😂

Idk why but I’m craving sour cream and onion dip with some chips. Guess I’m making a stop after work

As soon as I run out of my contacts or my glasses break it’s up for me 😂😂 I’m not going into this hell BLIND

Wait wait what’s the hantavirus or whatever it’s spelled?!!! it’s from a cruise ship?!! HEY TF?!

They're trying to pass a bill to increase minimum wage and MFers are ALREADY jumping out the window with "But the prices will go up and people will lose jobs if..." It's already happening and it's STILL at 7.25/hr. Tell me 💸 ain't real without telling me 💸 ain't real.

I am a fucking "PBS kid" adult.....

I’m glad I had my time down there in my 20s!! I ain’t messing with Gotham city no more man. Not after 5pm

Tipsy as hell playing as Deadpool I. Marvel rivals 18 vs 18 😂😂😂

Me too!! Let’s get iittt

Palmers coco butter

YES!!! Can’t be with nobody who can’t actually make me laugh.

Man hell nah. Decades?!!!’ Naaah you not about to suddenly tell me what to do about my home! DECADES?!

Boss man recommended me a horror movie to watch. That means I need to watch it within the next few days so we can talk about it 😂😂😂