That’s my go to always

I’m at the bar of a casino, when does the big winner come sit next to me and offer me some of his earnings because I’m a cutie patootie

The colonizers invaded, raped and killed their way into power. Their descendants should be banned from speaking about immigration. Legislating it. Any of that. Just shut up.

I don’t wanna drink anymore 🥲

Yall..hangovers in your 30s is not fun 😂😂 bro I got a cold towel on my forehead. Send the national guard

I’m begging all major networks to bring this BACK !! we have so many celebrities so many beefs that could be on this show!! OMG GIMMIE THE MONEY ILL DO IT

OFF WORK LETS GO!! We can drink now if yall want?!!

Don’t do this 😂😂😂

October

😂😂😂 The context of this is nuts cause WHY HE DO THAT ON HIM?!

You know what…hawks from my hero could’ve gotten it too. Mmhmm..feather daddy.

Yo I loves these lmfaooo ERIC IS running a gay sleazy apartment complex and honestly I want in 😂😂😂

If you see this, post an anime you love

Baby we all just on the office to show face. Ain’t nobody working that hard today 😂 come on 2pm!

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? Lord help me 😂😂

I started apothecary dairies tonight and this nigga here gets on my nerves 😂 and you know what? I felt the same about Gojo at first!! Turns out it’s the same Dubbed VA 😂

Gohan

Y’all ever eat something and just know it’s gonna mess your stomach up later on lol I just ate two chili dogs LMAO boooooy

ER going up on a Thursday!

Summer

Disappointment

Boss man sent an email saying we’re shutting down at 2pm tomorrow for thanksgiving break….i have enough pto to take the whole day off 🤔🤔 Should I take the day off or just save it and leave at 2pm?

Tell a Dominican they can’t say nigga because they’re not black right? Watch how they stumble and get mad 😂😂😂

I have yet to dine with any family that has green bean casserole as a thanksgiving side dish. Also you live in the Midwest so…

Good morning to Black women and Black gays and theys

I think because penny wise is my least favorite horror icon I don’t have the urge to watch welcome to derry. Is it really hittin like that?

Marriage Wine Beach Oh okay ? lol

YES OMG! He was my chemistry partner too in college 😂😂😂

Tony hands down. I’m watching one of his videos on yt right now and cracking up 😂

And do 😂 just gotta find my person to really be open with it with

Me staring at the Campbell cans of soup in my pantry 😅🙃

We all just tryna make it through these next 48hrs at work 😂

I get so happy when I’m laying in bed 😂😂 just rubbing my feet together and smiling

Just mon-wed then we closed the rest of the month 😂

A WORD!!

My cousin is a grandma at 34 😂 yo what the fuck

That wine had me fucked up last night yall!! I don’t remember buying a second bottle of wine or drinking some of it 😂😂

Vodka. Disgusting

Who the fuck is that???

Love me some Samoa Joe

A thumb in my butt 🍾😂

I have wine 🤗

Yo that’s a FACT!b I said this to my stylist yesterday!’ I’m tired of eating, tired of deciding what to eat I’m tied boss!!

Very happy with the cute tv stand I bought and built WITH MY OWN TWO HAAAAANNDSSSSS

I need 4 o’clock to come on bruh!!! This shit is draaaggginnnnngg

I feel like the old school 007 game “eagle eye” pause theme would play in my head while holding these lmaoo

Lust from afar sis! Once they start talkin, it always kills it 😮‍💨