It’s regrettable that Mark was killed by #freddykrueger in Nightmare on Elm Street 2, but I applaud his No Nerds, No Turkeys stance.

If you wanna know what being a girl dad is like- “Daddy, can you give me a foot massage while I read?”

If you get ripped off the street by a masked ICE thug during the shutdown, just know that they’re not getting paid and are doing it out of the wickedness of their hearts.

The earned happy ending is my favorite type of ending. Beyond that, I think momentum shifts brtween heroes and villains are a critical part of storytelling. Horror stories where you just watch people suffer with no hope at all are pointless.

The highest praise I can give “Haunted Hotel” on Netflix is that it’s a weird comedy that Fox would cancel after two seasons. In particular, episode 3 is an awesome parody of slasher tropes.

If streaming services are gonna do sports, they gotta give you an option to keep a movie cued up in the background that you can switch to at will.

So, serious question, what nonviolent, legal ways can we mess with Nexstar?

@jimmykimmel.com Give em hell for this.

Maybe it’s Gauche to talk about Redford in a #marvel movie, but look at this scene. The obvious plot expectation is that Pierce is the villain, but the way Redford absolutely sells this really makes you question it. Big part of why the movie works so well. m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNBO...

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I lowered the flag at work yesterday to half mast for 9/11. I’m off today but I swung by the building this morning to raise it back up. No good reason to keep it lowered.

Everyday in America, we’re all entered into a lottery. If your number comes up, you get shot. Some people think the lottery is stupid. Other people think the lottery is our god given freedom. Today, the number came up for a lottery supporter. My condolences to his family.

I invite you to ponder the profound symbolism of a cybertruck literally driving away with a statue of lady justice.

I wish more people appreciated my deep cut #Entourage jokes.

I hope the President in Armageddon was in his first term cuz I really wanna see how his reelection campaign went after the whole “almost destroyed the planet,” slip up. #moviesky

1. Godzilla vs Biollante 2. Godzilla vs Hedorah 3. Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla II 4. Destroy All Monsters 5. Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla 74

Defector is an invaluable light in the latrine we live in.

#horrorwriting #pizza #nypizza

Here’s one! #horrorsky www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Sean%20...

The key differences between the Rocky and Creed montages is that the Creed movies emphasize how fucking grueling it is to train that hard. It makes the payoff when the music shifts gears hit harder, but I’ll always have a soft spot for the sheer elation of Gonna Fly Now. #moviesky

“Sean, do you want to hang out with me tonight?” “….Well, I just found out that somebody uploaded a low budget Loch Ness monster movie from 1981 onto YouTube, so I kinda had the rest of the night blocked off for that.” You guys, I’m so much fun to be married to.

The @drivebytruckers.bsky.social were right.

@seanbaby.bsky.social, look what I found at the used video game store in the dying local mall. I had to fight three food court mutants for this picture.

@miketanier.bsky.social Damn. Jets and Giants ain’t even special garbage enough to make the header. Ice cold.

It’s a love story. The Thirteen Black Cats of Edith Penn by Sean McDonough #horrorsky #horrorbook #witchcraft #blackcata

My conservative (not MAGA) dad has a habit of dipping his toe into social controversies and then quickly pivoting to something else. Anyway, a conversation about Snoop turned into an update on The Honeymooners reruns, so enjoy this quick sketch on how The Honeymooners might address this situation:

My daughter is the Vikings for flag football this season. @drewmagary.bsky.social, can I get you to say a bunch of endearingly mean criticisms about a group of little girls?

Finally caught the new #FinalDestination. Some surprisingly solid acting and arguably the most interesting script of the whole series, but it loses some points for some truly ass CGI kills.

Couldn’t resist grabbing this brick from the library. I think the plastic jacket wrap gives it a little retro charm. @briankeene.bsky.social @cgolden.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social

If I’m @nassaudems.bsky.social, I’m in the studio TONIGHT making a deliberately cheesy rap for Nicole Aloise called, “Dangerous by Definition.”

@seanbaby.bsky.social I’m having EGM flashbacks.

This shopping center is a total sausage fest, bro.

Here’s the thing about #AIArt. I FB stalk this weird guy from grade school just cuz he’s fascinatingly weird. (Don’t judge, you all have somebody.) And, for years, he’d post all of this weird art and flags for this made up country he invented.

#angryorchard, I have to question if dressing the creepy perv harbinger in your brand colors was the best decision. #jasonuniverse

You could have single-handedly saved #theflash movie with this information.

*Laughs in 2008 Financial Crisis.*

“I told her that we would absolutely have the groom to the wedding on time, and chose not to mention that this was an extremely optimistic estimate in my own favor.” #writingcommuniry

I’ve said this repeatedly. Biden/Harris was the last window for, “are there enough reasonable conservatives of to build some kind of national consensus?” There aren’t. We need to run them over.

My kids camp does blue and white for color wars, and the white team always ends up sounding like some kind of racist subreddit.

Horror burns money and eats priests.

I got this letter informing me that the govt was no longer supporting the clean pass program to let EVs use the HOV lane. Hell, why stop there? HOV lane is WOKE. Let’s change it to the MAGA LANE.

My kid watching #FantasticFour: "I would just give up the baby to save the world and then have another one." "So it would be okay if I gave you up?" Kid, thinking long and hard: "...If I was a baby, yeah." This kid is ice cold.

If you want my #horrorhottake of the day, #28weekslater is basically about people trying to heroically smuggle asymptomatic Covid carriers out of quarantine.

Genuinely such a wild thing that Haley Joel Osmont is quietly such a phenomenal adult actor.

You know, if somebody wanted to make a legacy sequel with #jlo in #Anaconda… I’d be willing to hear you out.

New promo. Buy a book, get a razor.

*Gasp* An all electric #Toyota BZ4X?? As seen in the movie #Superman???!

When you go out with a Q-tip to pollinate some zucchini flowers, but you see there’s already a honeybee in there getting busy: tenor.com/bhzju.gif