I'm in love with a crimper

Furries come to AC and love Pittsburgh and decide to stay 🤝 Football fans come to the draft and love Pittsburgh and decide to stay

If Middle America becomes urbanist pilled from the NFL draft that would absolutely be the funniest thing that ever happen in human history

Imagine if the NFL draft were like the US Army draft

Tools!

I keep Mr fusion on me

Best city in the world

It's the best night of the damn year

I tried to go to the world's largest rubber duck and look what I found

Eggs Menedict

Alone on the hill

Kinda seems like everybody's having a birthday this year

Fare thee well Gulliver T. Goose

The pope just went FULL Bud Light.

Kid named Wegovy

ABDLs writing smut

Ditto

Furcationland was really wonderful I'll definitely be back

I'm hungover and I got priors

Lobstahhh

Life can be so beautiful

What's the most important part about any store? Well being able to fucking buy anything

I've Made Too Much Pasta dabbles in "beak tunes" 🦝 @scurrow.bsky.social 🦆 @mallard.bsky.social

I'm in the fanciest hotel at FCL

New everyday carry 👇

I'm at the Holiday Inn

A beautiful day to drive to Portland

We need to bring back putting periods at the end of sentences.

Guess I gotta go to LVFC next year

Au revoir

This drink is soooo yummy and tasty though

I'm drinking milk from all over the world

It lowkey fucks me up how much I love Montréal

Best city in the world

Flying to my #1 city by way of my #2 city should be a good day

Good morning

Fuuuuuuuck

I am sooooo normal

It's exactly what it looks like

*boils a dildo* Do not throw out the water!! This stuff is liquid gold!

Everyone is so nice

BUT STILL CAN’T TOP THE GOATs

Opening Barq at the McDonald's