I'm going to Degeneres in early May

What people miss about the slogan "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa Johns" is that it's not a build-up catchphrase. It's a sequential list of priorities you should be exhausting first, *before* you retreat to the escape hatch with the final resort of Papa Johns. Like "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"

I'm so excited for Anthrocon 2026

FIMBY

I'm in the Marriott. I'm in the Hilton. Oh you're in the Hampton? Im in the embassy. No im in the Hyatt. Wait your in the Howard johnson?

That was like the Kentucky Derby

We Did It

I think we should be on standard time all year round it's called standard time for a reason

WIMBY

Whatever In My Backyard

Pic by @uglygirlswag.bsky.social

New York

I'm liking my own posts

RIP to the Paneraplex

Jfc I do not bottom enough

🦊🌻 #NSFW

🤔

RAD works here.

Giant Eagle MyPercs

They wanted to call it iHerb but because of copyright they had to call it Apple Gas

I can't believe it's already this month of this year

Pittsburgh is so back

Beak Sides has done it again

Rodo T. Mallard Im Klub

Fuuuuck the line is sooooo long

The french bakery in my neighborhood is closing this is a divine sign from God than I need to move asap, He is speaking to me through pastry

Some of yall need to read this shit

Going in ur rekordbox and giving every track 1 star

by Paul Peng

Guy on February 22nd be like

How the hell is it snowing outside

Männerkram

Rodo T. Mallard Will Be At Furcationland

It's time to be normal

Woohoo

I like how all the states who have health insurance marketplaces have boring names and we have Pennie

Huge W

It's the first day of Lent and everyone is really mad

I love going on the internet and looking things up

If furries had Nair it would be Nur

Good luck with that buddy

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel