Monday.

Step aside Netflix and Chill, it’s time for Greek food and slime.

I firmly believe Italian Wedding Soup is a variety of boba.

What it feels like to see someone without their fursuit on.

Do you like my Spumkin?

I am very tired and wish to sleep all day.

Comment below and I’ll guess your occupation.

Throw back to when I ate wings in fursuit.

I have never been canceled. I feel like I’m missing out.

My Brian is about to fall out of my cranium. Please distract me with telling me a fun story or telling me how your day is going. Plz

Everyone go wish my bird @corvids.bsky.social a happy birthday and tell him he’s a pretty bird.

I set my irl render distance to 16inches and now driving is scary af.

Better to be Prehensile than “The Pencil”

I’m gonna host a reality tv that’s like Biggest Loser but with height, and call it “America’s Got Taller”

I want to go to a room party with this vibe.

Why don’t we put all the ghouls together into some sort of large ghoul lake? … just thinking out loud.

Wednesday

Are you attending the meatball ceremony?

Honey, it’s time for your metatarsal surgery.

“He’s here” “Who’s here?” 👉 “Hymn”

Feminine Bart Simpson be like; “eat my skirt”

If live harpists replaced every Bluetooth speaker and DJ at a furry con I would be so grateful and happy.

Chef Boyardee posts all his lasagna pics on his Chef Boy AD

Alright friends, comment below with where you are sitting. (Bonus points if you can name all the characters)

It’s spring time, I can feel it in the air

Reindeer games @gamble.deer.army

Hey!! If you enjoy STRANGE furry media and you haven’t checked out gamble the deer YouTube video…. You should! youtu.be/8bu933XHoQc?...

Night lounger

New Vid Dropping today! Come join the premiere at 5:15 Central time!

Secret deer meeting (only deers allowed) @deerstuff.bsky.social

Every Year for the past 5 years I’ve been involved in this silly and wholesome project and livestream It’s 24 hours long so you should check it out anytime today! Tune in, Donate to charity, interact in anyway you want to! This deer would be delighted www.twitch.tv/adler_the_ea...

They burnt me up at cigarette school cause my scrawny pale arm looked like a Marlboro Dart.

that'll be $250.99

Where are my balloons 😡😡😡😡

"I Can't Decide" by the Scissor Sisters! #animation by me! Have wanted to do something with this song for YEARS! Features myself and @roodtheroo.bsky.social. Feels good animate something just for the fun of it again. Give it a watch, and Help Someone Smile Today or whatever! Also TURKEY DAY!

Sometimes you just have to stop and look out into the wild and think to yourself: “D.B Cooper’s still out there”

NEW VIDEO IS PREMIERING TODAY! IN LESS THAN 20 minutes!!!! Come join the watch party here! youtu.be/dh1Ai0FD8Zc?...

Duck Egg Greg

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I had a nightmare Galadriel snuck into my MFF room and started stealing my Adderall. I fucking HATE elves bro, why they gotta do this.

Hey! This is probably going to be my main social media from now on, wondering how to best get connected with people so I can rebuild what I had on Twitter on this site, anyone have any advice for a dumb deer guy? Are things like #furry good?

Contrary to what physics might have you believe, deer are excellent climbers.

All of the original music from YouTube is now compiled into a big heap! Go look at and listen to this heap of music accompanied by a lovely HammsTV Visualizer Here:youtube.com/watch?v=aZg2CZ… I'm just🦌🪸 Give this guy the credit 🔽 open.spotify.com/artist/1vcM0ZH… groompcamp.bandcamp.com

Help

STAY IN YOUR CAR. IT IS NOT SAFE.

Hey girl, Wanna see me eat a pine cone?

I didn’t believe I needed surgery for my hunchback. But now I stand corrected.

I can be your domestic🍳🧑‍🍳🧹🧺 Or your demonic 😈🪬🧿🪱

Throwback to being an oreo with @gamble.deer.army