That's insane

So that's the one we're going with?

"One man's ass is another man's pleasure" -- anonymous

Lindsay Graham died of Cooties

Chat I'm cooked Chat I've BEEN cooked 📸 @gnaws.bsky.social

Got my ears STABBED and now it hurts to wear headphones :(

This was so fun, I REALLY need somebody to pull my leash 🐶

Bro the economy is in shambles, I can't even afford Ants on my Log :(

Oh you're hoping for a Brazilian world cup? Get real. There's only one.

I fear in the midst of becoming a unicorn 🦄 I made a wrong turn and sorta-kinda also turned into a dog 🐕

Happy Gay in Loring Park Day! 🌈

Can I interest you in...

Missing the hell out of Anthony Bourdain

Remembering this 2022 picture when I deleted @beck.deer.army from the mortal realm. Nobody has seen him since.

I am absolutely

New ice cream place in town offers grated cheese on top...?? Has anybody tried this? Do I need to??

Why do they call it a Spelling B there's so many more letters than that

Night rides always chill me out. So many fireflies out tonight!

Do you guys wait for your cigarettes to be browned or get them a little burnt?

Hey Instagram Reels these questions are getting a little personal

Need a new all-wheel drive doggy for your next adventure? :3 New AWD Premade now available on @TheDealersDen www.thedealersden.com/listing/awd-... 💙 + 🔁 appreciated 📩 Feel free to message me for additional information! 📸 - @apollo.pet #FursuitFriday

Errrrm why so pretty out???

Hadn't grabbed my camera and just walked around the city in a while! It was a lovely summer evening out

Shoulda' spent more time grinding XP when you had the chance! Unfortunately there's no backup saves on this level... 🎨 @sparkibarki.bsky.social 🐉 @grotesqueanimal.bsky.social

If I'm not posting enough it's because you've hardly performed any ritual sacrifices to summon me

They're kicking my ass on the white house lawn to celebrate the country :(

Hear me OUT

All I'm saying is that the Pup Pride flag should be the regular pride flag but with dog colorblindness

The Protein Bread I got is either going to be pretty good or GROSS and there's only one way to find out

Shoulda' spent more time grinding XP when you had the chance! Unfortunately there's no backup saves on this level... 🎨 @sparkibarki.bsky.social 🐉 @grotesqueanimal.bsky.social

Catch me peering in the woods watching you gag from a shot

Catch me at Aquitifur this year! Literally. Try to. I'll crush you in the attempt.

I made SO MUCH tuna salad, PLEASE help me eat it all

Need somebody in my life to help me cool off after a hard workout...

Since I started really lifting hard I'm up above 200lbs in muscle mass and only have like three shirts that fit me right anymore 🫠

Don't even TRY to catch these hooves

Don't even TRY to catch these hooves

💫Retweets help me out a bunch 🫶 YCH: Supply Closet 🚪 🐾 7️⃣0️⃣usd ⭐️[Multiple slots] ⭐️Any species ⭐️Any body type OPEN till slots filled 💫DM me here if anyone is interested 💫 or DM my tlgrm #YCH #furry

The Shop App has the earth shattering confidence to bring you the most surreal offerings possible and the fucking nerve to ask "Do you wanna buy this?"

YAYY

Finally got around to framing and putting up some art, zines and comics!

Did I win???

I did NOT see those coming