I can't believe I'm about to say this... I had a pleasant time in Milwaukee today 🙊🙊🙊🙊

I need someone that can match my energy (high strung, can't sit still)

Sports guys are insane "HUHUH MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE COMMERCIAL" You can sell them absolutely anything

Illinois, Land of Twink'on

The stuff I'm doing at work right now is really triggering some existential dread. I can sense another burnout could be on the way.

I feel so PNW-core

Better to be called a faggot than pronounced dead. (Me putting on a high vis vest to bike at night)

I love hanging with friends but I feel so emotionally distant to them always

The Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau insane timeline is the timeline that I want, just whimsical, farfetched, and goofy stuff. Not the grim sadistic horseshit reality we're actually living through right now.

I call it Western Avenue Syndrome because every single driver on this fucking street does not stop for you despite already walking halfway through the crossing in between the lanes

I imagine if I go to Australia, it'd be over. You would never see me again

I'm gonna take my date for a romantic walk around Park No. 578 🥰🥰

Planning one con per year (NFC) to maintain my furry membership

Me @ every car I see

do you think it's like a xiaolongbao but instead of broth it's malört

Furries can be sooooo fucking frustrating do associate with

Why the fuck would you want a lawn?? 🐝

Still waiting to feel excited about any upcoming furry cons 🙄

This goober can't leave me alone

Agghh my mind is racing and going a million different directions tonight. Big decisions feel like they're on the way. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Seattle... We need to talk...

I want to convince all these fundamentalist Christians that all right wing leaders are the embodiment of Satan and they're falling into his trap. "And no wonder, for even Satan masquerades as an angel of light." 2 Corinthians 11:14

Seattle people, give me your favorite sushi restaurants!

I'm feeling particularly guilty after an all-day drinking event/beer crawl I did this past weekend. I want to change my alcohol habits and put stricter limits on myself. Also find things to do that don't involve drinking all the time.

That's what they called me back in college

My metabolism slowed down and now all I have is a fat cock

Drama queen

Why would you want to have sex when you could instead eat a delicious hot gyro sandwich with a side of falafel??

Anyone have some recommendations for places in East/Southeast Asia to visit that aren't Japan?

Part of my trip plan to Asia was foiled. Gotta come up with something new 🤔

This is the year I finally dismantle the Rosemont crime family and return the land to its rightful owner, Chicago

Who will be in Seattle the weekend of Sept 19?

Maryland Monroe

This is more about cities than states for me. I'm absolutely in love with Rochester, NY 😍😍

It sucks that I have to mute so many of my mutuals on this app because of nsfw content making it through the cracks of the moderation filters. It becomes much less useful and hard to follow friends. I think we had something good going on at twitter with the separate ADs/locked accounts.

Quote from a guy on the bus counting his stack of cash "If you treat a hoe like a homie, you'll never get your heart broken"

Prime sona drawover opportunity

Please please PLEASE can we hug in the hugging circle?? 👉👈🥺

Hey cops. Fewer vehicles = better response times. Maybe you should support measures like this to get more people out of cars.

Bringing back thou/thee/thy pronouns

If Chicago always had Southern California weather. It would be OVER (I'd never leave)

Not my antivax "nurse" sister scolding my at risk dad for getting his prescribed vaccines

⚠️THIS STATEMENT REQUIRES THE FULL CONTEXT OF THE PREVIOUS CONVERSATION⚠️

Are egg prices still high or is my grocery store still greed-flating/extorting us??

I realize I've never just put my fursuit on for no reason at home. Do people do this often to feel something?

Oh shit! I just remembered my ridiculous dream from last night. My family and I were invited to a private dinner with Kim Jong-Un in North Korea. I was really anxious the whole time about breaking the rules but it turned out to be pretty chill.

It's beer o'clock!

The Real Housegays of Saudi Arabia

A salt-rimmed strawberry margarita? Definitely a top deer drink🍹🦌

Shopping complete!! 🫑🫑🫑