Now I'm feeling so fly like a Pontiac G6

Skål

Deer furries are the hottest and I'm not biased in any way

I love Spain! So beautiful

Working on my pant game

I presented to a group of committee members at the city, now it's time to drink 20,000 beers

Two days before flying out for NFC, I have to fly to Phoenix for a last minute substitution to present a project. I'm stressing, this will be a busy week 😓

Need more fursonas with names like "Steve", "Michael", "Dan"

They don't call it "3 beer 30" for nothing (at 30 years, feeling shitty in the morning after only 3 beers)

Going from beans on toast for lunch to a Michelin Star restaurant for dinner 🥴 Gotta humble myself

I need to clean up the way I take in news. I stopped trusting US news outlets which happen to be purely US-centric anyway. Any quality international sources that people follow? BBC seems reasonable.

Remember when Benghazi was the big scandal? Can we just go back to the really tame shit?

Our supermarket made the conscious decision to install fridge doors over the paper alcohol sign. They literally caulked over it 🙃

Pope's gonna deliver his Sunday sermon tomorrow "Ursus deorsum!" (Bear down!)

Living next to three sports bars in Chicago right now on this Saturday night is kind of wild.

I am now a proud resident of uptown Chicago

Wait so we're actually pulling another Iraq? And I'm paying for it? Yeah, no, fuck this, I'm out of here

Where are the furries that live in NYC?

Bro not again 😭😣

It's time to get serious

Happy holidays everyone, but especially to the deer out there tis-ing the season!

More burnout, and... well... haha... i'm not talking about tires

⚠️ THIS PHOTO IS AI GENERATED ⚠️

Yay my unapologetic white supremacist cousin made an appearance at the Thanksgiving gathering 🥲

I'm spending all my dump tariff money in Canada, Mexico and Denmark

I just don't go to the doctor anymore because it has been a minefield with insurance coverage battles and getting billed for things you never asked for. Fuck this country, seriously

We need to abolish the US Department of Transportation and just contract the Danish MOT to take care of everything

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

I'm so repulsed at this new trend of suburb drive through-only "coffee shops" that serve sugar-caffeine drinks. You know the ones. Such an enabling business model in many ways

Finally!!!! Sure took a year or four to finally see some.

I can't believe I'm about to say this... I had a pleasant time in Milwaukee today 🙊🙊🙊🙊

I need someone that can match my energy (high strung, can't sit still)

Sports guys are insane "HUHUH MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE COMMERCIAL" You can sell them absolutely anything

Illinois, Land of Twink'on

The stuff I'm doing at work right now is really triggering some existential dread. I can sense another burnout could be on the way.

I feel so PNW-core

Better to be called a faggot than pronounced dead. (Me putting on a high vis vest to bike at night)

I love hanging with friends but I feel so emotionally distant to them always

The Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau insane timeline is the timeline that I want, just whimsical, farfetched, and goofy stuff. Not the grim sadistic horseshit reality we're actually living through right now.

I call it Western Avenue Syndrome because every single driver on this fucking street does not stop for you despite already walking halfway through the crossing in between the lanes

I imagine if I go to Australia, it'd be over. You would never see me again

I'm gonna take my date for a romantic walk around Park No. 578 🥰🥰

Planning one con per year (NFC) to maintain my furry membership

Me @ every car I see

do you think it's like a xiaolongbao but instead of broth it's malört

Why the fuck would you want a lawn?? 🐝

Still waiting to feel excited about any upcoming furry cons 🙄

This goober can't leave me alone

Agghh my mind is racing and going a million different directions tonight. Big decisions feel like they're on the way. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Seattle... We need to talk...