You heard it here first folks, I have an A+ daughter

Redraw of my very 1st Uma fanart...Never give up!! #umamusume #haruurara

Anybody got $250,000 lying around they could send to me? It’s for stuff

The hold music for this air compressor repair tech is the most We Have Freebird At Home shit ever and it makes me want to fall on a stalagmite like the miniature church at the end of Hot Fuzz

the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default “I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck

Imagine being so twisted to bet money on this I’ve never believed in a god or in hell but honestly it would be nice if the former could send all these horrid, evil, scumsucking fucking excuses for people to the latter as soon as it’s convenient I don’t want to be here anymore, either tbh

Happy Birthday to my silly horse I love you!! #umamusume #haruurara

Absolute peak cinema See it in a packed house if you can What a wonderful time

Doing laundry shouldn’t make me want to rip out my eyes and use my eyes as nunchucks but boy howdy does doing laundry right now make me want to do that

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

For a second I thought we'd be springing forward on my birthday this year and was going to crash out about losing an hour of sleep but it's actually a week later so it's back to being annoying and stupid still

Can somebody who's shit in a urinal before let me know what's so appealing about it? Because having to de-shit the same urinal twice in one month is making me gaze longingly at my nail gun and I at least want to know why

Ate three baked chicken breasts and a whole can of pinto beans for dinner because I’m awesome (I stayed home playing Fire Emblem all day instead of going to get groceries)

Getting my yearly performance review is funny because it’s always exactly the same “You are good at doing maintenance but some people in operations think you’re an asshole, dial it back a bit. Meets Expectations”

Can't believe it's Friday and

If you have a problem with Newsom doing this, you should have a problem with Mamdani doing this. I don't give a fuck how cute or charming or adorable he is. This is unconscionable.

It’s been far too long since the last time I drank beers in a rehearsal studio parking lot after midnight

Normal King Halo W

don't worry, be happy :D #umamusume #haruurara

It takes 8947 steps to walk every inch of the building at work, which when accounting for my roughly 3 foot wide stride means I walk 5 miles every time I do a full top to bottom walkthrough Gonna be feeling it tomorrow for sure

CyberConnect2 revealed their 30th anniversary game project to be .hack//Z.E.R.O., a new action RPG that will reboot the series and appear for consoles: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/19641-cyberconnect2s-30th-anniversary-game-revealed-as-hackzero-action-rpg-for-consoles

.hack//Z.E.R.O. announced CyberConnect2 has announced .hack//Z.E.R.O., a new action RPG in the .hack series 10 years in the making---self-planned, developed, and published with permission from intellectual property holder Bandai Namco Entertainment. Platforms and a release date were not announced.

IT'S .HACK//!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CyberConnect2 announced .hack//Z.E.R.O. An new original .hack Action RPG. Platforms are currently unannounced.

HOLY SHIT NEW .HACK// WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING BACK BEFORE AAAAAAAAAAA

We are now in Comfort Game Mode™️, everyone get cozy

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Having this kind of day today

It should be legal to hit people who stand still on the walking side of the up escalator with hammers, I'm sick of their shit

“World of Warcraft Gold traders… conspired to create… the alt right… using Reddit and 4 chan… in order to fuel a global fascist uprising… that would stave off #metoo related inquiries into their… secret capitalist cannibal pedophile cabal!”

People! It's official: our all-new album is called The World Is to Dig. It's all bangers. The first preview single Wu-Tang is out today as a download at TMBGshop and is FREE TO ALL. Pre-order or just get the shirt. And we would appreciate it if you told a friend.

I’m going to be hungover at 6am at work tomorrow and the Pats didn’t just lose but may have played the worst game I have ever seen them play Halftime show was fucking awesome though

Say "carrot"!! #umamusume #art

Fuck your “NOUNS by NAME” business, call yourself “NAME’S NOUNS” or give up and get a job on an oil rig

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

I don’t know where or from who I heard the phrase “cool beans” but wherever/whoever it was from I owe them a debt of debt of gratitude Cuz I say that shit all the time

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

This whole “two days on one day off” thing they’re doing with the hot water heater in my building working or not is starting to get on my nerves

Daughter acquired

Happy Threshold Day everyone, remember to watch all your favorite bad episodes of Star Trek

Be Cool, Be Wild, and Be Groovy

Got my first CM gold sitting on a bus to Torrance, Eishin Flash got all of my wins before this then Golshi got the big one at the end Never underestimate the power of shenanigans I suppose

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

if for no other reason, persist to inflict untold psychological damage to people who can't understand you

I know I’m way late to the party but holy shit The Cogwork Dancers

Yuri Lowenthal shares message speaking out against ICE