Oh, 3 shots of espresso in a paper cup, get me through the last 90 minutes of shift in one piece

Merry Christmas~ #umamusume #art #oguricap

Happy Chrimble ⭐

Didn’t see my boss before I left for the day today and she isn’t working tomorrow so I texted her “Merry Christmas” and she only replied with this

Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.

Like I know some of you have issues w/ Hasan but this is the most truthful thing that's ever been said.

Should have known they were on their way out when they rolled out Jim Beam Pineapple

“traditional wings with a teriyaki glaze topped with an herb rub” TERIYAKI CHICKEN WINGS You ate teriyaki chicken wings, why do you need 8 extra words

I’m working every single holiday & am scheduled at 5am every day for the rest of the year starting Friday so I preemptively blew my holiday pay and OT on tickets to see Takanaka on his first tour of the US since the 80’s His guitar is a surfboard guys, it’s gonna be so rad

Reminder

oh shit

If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI

I interviewed Rob Reiner as one of the bonuses for the @criterion.bsky.social BluRay of SPINAL TAP. We talked for an hour about the movie and his career and then they shut off the cameras and we talked about movies for another hour. A delightful, unhurried genius.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

So you’re telling me You ran out of cling wrap for the produce for the bar and instead of telling someone you were out of cling wrap you used the adhesive “out of order” wrap for the urinals which is not even remotely food safe You’re telling me You got glue on the limes

Addendum: Also have a friend who’s work has a gambling themed holiday party with an open bar where upper management free pours

Honestly it’s great having a friend who likes putting things in their ass because you can see something that looks like it would be funny if someone had it up their ass and send it to them with a “ 😉 “ and they’ll just say “Would” and mean it

There’s only twenty days left of this year oh jesus oh fuck

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

I met a grown ass man today who did not know what “quarter past eleven” meant, and later saw a fire truck bust a bitch across 5 lanes of traffic Both awe inspiring in their own ways

One day One day I will get to eat some Guilmon bread

I saw shitty teens wearing JNCO jeans today on the train… Maybe the world is healing

I love working 11 hours and setting my alarm 230am on the train ride home it’s basically my favorite thing

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

Happy 8th birthday Xenoblade Chronicles 2, I love you

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

I think there is a fundamental rot in society and it’s all because we only got one season of Hitori Bocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu

This Evening's Doodle Thanksgiving As this Thanksgiving winds to a close I am thankful for you all! For the art or otherwise I thank you for taking time out of your days to perceive the stuffs I post! Take care and have a good one friends!

Nothing like going to work at 6am on Thanksgiving and finding vomit on the ceiling

I left work at 155pm and just got home now at 540pm because I had to go all the way to fucking Burbank to find seafood boil concentrate because I am not paying $20 extra to get 8oz of liquid delivered

The daytime music for Torigoth in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is the only thing keeping me from unhinging my jaw and eating someone’s skull like a snake at work and I think that’s both valid & healthy

An entire 20% of the cost of my half of Thanksgiving shopping was a single pound of backfin crab meat jfc

Last Christmas I gave you my heart Not really my heart Just somebody's heart This year If the cops should appear Please tell them that you don't know me

Y’know, despite losing the state spelling bee because of this when I was in middle school, I still default to spelling hazard with two Z’s because the first time I saw the word was on a TV spot for the 2005 Dukes Of Hazzard movie Which is irksome when sending emails about OSHA compliance

I forgot I had a bottle of carrot juice in the fridge and now I am drinking carrot juice : D

HOLY SHIT A NEW CONVERGE SONG CAME OUT LAST WEDNESDAY?!?!?!?

Why in the Sam hell are they remastering Tales Of Berseria the last one they did was Symphonia which both A) was a hackjob of a remaster and B) was 20 years/11 games/4 console generations ago not 8 years/1 game/basically current gen Remaster Xillia, cowards

I really want to compliment you on your Pikmin hoodie but you didn’t give up your seat for an old lady on the bus so fuck you, dude

Got and ad for a “Bespoke AI smart refrigerator with inside AI vision” and I think my IQ dropped a second time typing that

I cosign every single word of this anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

Every single time a Metro bus no-shows I should get a year of my tax dollars back. Fucking bullshit ass public transit

Saw a clip of the Drinkenstein bit from Rhinestone and someone commented “this is what AI was made for” and this was really the nail in the coffin for me as far as thinking anybody who enjoys generative AI content can be saved because clearly they don’t even understand how the act of creation works

Fun fact: Aspect of Charon makes it so you don’t need the axe’s fuckass attacks anymore so actually axe good

GAZE UPON MY JOLLY BEER SNAIL

We have half a dozen call outs today because people don’t want to drive in light rain in LA They would explode into cartoon confetti spending three days in Massachusetts in the winter I swear to god

Was scrolling through Reddit on my break earlier and got flashbanged by the Christmas tree scene from Erased and now I’m gonna be fighting back tears all day

Having a “wait for the bus in the rain for 20 minutes and as soon as I’m on the bus the rain stop” kind of day but at least it fits the vibe listening to Free Throw