I am constantly thinking about that one person on twitter that mentioned offhandedly that their dad yumeships with king triton

it’s well done and one of my favorites but the tattoo of thomas jefferson’s severed head would frankly raise a lot of questions

on one hand I miss having an orange cat and for morale I think we should always have one. on the other there’s litter boxes

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

henry of skalitz, for the entirety of kcd2: sure

Ya'll don't even know how big a deal this is So many Indig people still MASSIVELY distrust giving birth in hospitals. Forced sterilization, nurses pressuring new moms to give up their kids for adoption "so they'd have a good life" all reasons why having sovereignty over birth MATTERS

gay ass wednesday — hiking in Kilkenny and now I’m making a lentil ragù

this is such a common sentiment with astarion fans since this games release. why is it only pansexual when it’s m/f? why do you only feel seen when pansexuality is depicted m/f, when m/m should, by definition, be just as reflective of his identity. do you really hate aligning with homos that much 😭

my one gripe about the castlevania series is how much they expect me to suspend my disbelief shipwise when it comes to who’s submitting to the horror of being known

transfem Karlach with a strap is the new thing sweeping the nation. and if it isn't then i will make it so💪 #JamieArt #JamieNSFW #bg3 #karlach

a fandom will pick a random Black fan, decide they’re ontologically evil, make their life complete hell for months, and then go “huh that was fucked up wasn’t it 🥺 how racist was that. crazy” as if we didn’t watch them try to frame a Black person they didn’t like for hate speech or something

eating glue at the workplace just got so much easier

kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

I've been thinking a lot lately about a related phenomenon, which is a kind of emotional laundering--people experiencing distress somewhere in their life (god knows there's plenty of distress to be had) and funneling it into internet discourse, often to troubling effect.

can I just get the fucking glp-1 prescription for my prediabetes and go

absolutely insane find at the charity shop today lads

Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme

it is lowkey kind of embarrassing to me to be developing insulin resistance. like what do you mean that I, as a human, cannot eat bread. local grizzly bear needs to take a wee tablet so he can tuck into a salmon dinner

being trans rules actually and the only downsides are deliberately manufactured by cis people

In the US, it’s National Library Workers’ Day, and I would be remiss to let it pass without reminding you that the “library workers are magic” narrative leads bad places. Love, respect, and cherish them, but also pay them, staff libraries appropriately, and let them draw boundaries.

symbolic usage of lemons in james joyce’s ulysses

I love that clearsky tells you the day you got blocked by somebody bc sometimes to be nosy I scroll back to the day of to see what the tipping point might’ve been and it’s like “ok fair”

LMAO?

my toxic trait is engaging with mobile game ads providing that they have a minigame. I will not be downloading your app though

these glp-1 clinic applications make me not actually want to take this medication. "in what ways have you struggled with staying active/managing your diet" implying that being overweight is always a result of failure when some people are just fat and it's mostly genetic. jesus.

I have been petitioning nan for us to get a second dog for like two and a half years and a wee terrier mix that is missing a left eye has just cropped up at the local shelter

We need to stop them immediately

smoked for the first time in three weeks and absolutely inhaled a bag of chex mix

huge if true

waking up in a cold sweat from a vivid dream about getting mauled by some kind of government chimpanzee hybrid

Stamp doodle logo for the @cnagaeilge.bsky.social AthGhaelú campaign "to encourage people to use Irish placenames instead of English placenames in all aspects of life." They've also created a Gealltanas Logainmneacha "to encourage individuals and groups to use Irish-only placenames" #SpéirGhorm

oh no like I fr fr cannot eat these carbs. I forgot to take my pill at dinner and I woke up this morning flattened

I hosted dinner for my mom and her best friend and it was like completely normal and a wonderful night

oh also we did some more of our co-op playthrough and Cupid finally triggered the laezel proposition only to get cockblocked by the astarion vampire cutscene and I did legitimately consider killing him this time around

funnily enough nan is adjusting to the no sugar switch much slower than I am given that their mother has been diabetic for their entire life

truly diabolical that I now have to avoid sugar when we’re just at the beginning of mojito pitcher and strawberry ice cream season

my issue is that I want to play bg3 but I want to in a way that I haven’t already done yet. but I don’t want to do an evil playthrough either

*copy-pastes my advisor's comments into my draft in the corresponding appropriate sections* yes surely this is a day's worth of work for my dissertation and i can go enjoy the sun. right. totally

came across an absolutely baffling food truck at the farmers market yesterday

wonderful romantic night in with the butch and our cats tonight, finally go to bed and he sticks his ICY-ASS FEET directly onto my naked unsuspecting calves (he has been doing this for seven years)

everyone give a round of applause for Red Wine Transgenderism

*nyt editorial voice* i have no cunt in my strut. and moreover, no hips to shake

aw, hey, don’t cry. huge glass of filtered water with ice and a lemon wheel, okay?

mission accomplished hehe

Meanwhile, a very different protest is happening:

nans going to the laura jane grace concert tonight so im going to see if i can’t finish the paint job while they’re out as a little surprise

my opinions on the tractor blockade can be summed up with “I don’t like the precedent set by calling the army in to break up a protest. However I do think it’s funny that it’s happening to these guys in this situation specifically”