This is an actual “own” attempt by Gavin Newsom to Donald Trump. I’m so glad our politics is just team sports strongman pwnage meme wars now. Love it. Love it soooo much. I’m already exhausted by American electoral politics half a day into 2026.

Having to be constantly the bigger person is how we partially ended up in this political situation imo

quite literally every single video we took of the fireworks in Lisbon last night has audio of my father (Caucasian) trying to lele in the background

eric adams just went on tv and when he was asked what he’s going to do tomorrow he said “travel to some countries”

This may seem overly simplistic but I think it’s kind of obvious as an adult that that you should be able to choose other adults to fuck or not fuck based on any reason you want without being scolded

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

also idr how many of you knew this already so I’ll say it again but if you want to read any of my dragon age fic I haven’t posted most of it, but can furnish PDFs on discord by request (hence the famous sobriquet)

the straight gen-Xers really still yearn to say faggot. it’s kind of insane

This was a pretty good one

anyway I don’t typically give a shit about “block evasion” because when I post things on a public profile I do generally assume that they will be…public. Follow me for more basic info security tips

my dad is really struggling with his knee and hip lately and refuses to use or get a cane of his own, so I lent him mine when it got particularly bad, which I’m happy to, but it does now mean that I no longer have a cane on this trip and it’s making me a lot slower

my butch got me a nice necklace at a flea market in lisbon today

honestly its sus to me when I meet a cis queer person and they have no trans friends like. wym

happy NYE my brother just tried to mansplain how to store beans to a room of lesbian vegetarians

a darkly satirical version of joe's crab shack called kurt vonnegut's vonnehut

a 20'' cheese pie from a NY pizzeria here costs like $36

nan called me old for wanting to get to the airport 2.5 hours before our flight to portugal and it did result in me hollering "THATS NORMAL!!! IM NORMAL!!"

NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡 NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.

postgame zevran & ghavni are both ranger/assassins. zevran’s ranger companion is a greyhound he names artemis that he got from house zortea after killing a talon at their behest. yes, zevran personally knows rimon’s mothers. he might be the one that tells them back in rivain abt the concave. idk yet

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

waiting for his birthday steak

nan accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "synchronized" and immediately started pogging

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow but we already got paid for our shifts through the end of the year bc all of admin goes on vacation till the 5th of January 🤪

i get the point of them and constant agitation and bringing awareness to the public is good; i am still reaching a point where i don't want to hear or see anything about trump from anyone unless it's news that he is a) dead or b) incarcerated

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

oh, moomin livestream on youtube, we're really in it now

actually. i figured this out. I think pretty much all the differences between the two of them stem in large part from how elves exist in their respective settings as commentary on white supremacy. you couldn't really have a zevran in faerun bc elves are one of, if not the, hegemonic power therein

guy who is literally four years old

buttermilk fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans almandine with an erev Christmas (vodka cran with prosecco in it)

finished giada's playthrough today as well so now i can resume not thinking about gale

fat privilege is not feeling it until the 6th cocktail

ghavni tabris psyching themselves up for another day of being the party face because they’re the only grey warden left in ferelden that has ever been outside

Chōji is very interested in the tree ornament that looks like Pip this year — keeps trying to play with it, keeps play bowing at it — and it is making me very emotional

he hasn’t even been in office for a year. it feels like it’s been twelve

it’s the time of year where I dream of a mitski midwinter album

well actually the main difference between zevran and astarion is that i would actually have sex with zevran

accidentally clicked the wrong sync option on ulysses and lost all of my progress on this fic from the past three weeks. sad doesn't even begin to cover it

i told nan recently that the first time i heard careless whisper it was actually the cover by seether so i thought that was the original for literal years. did not know about the sax part till i was 15 bc the seether version has someone shredding on an electric guitar

sleep token cover of hey ya by outkast

when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal

tennis elbow but it’s from trying to pry la religieuse out of the bottom of the fondue pot with a butter knife. and I thought I already knew the most embarrassing way to get injured like this

heartwarming! this cat changed their habits slightly so that they could still stand directly on their dad’s nipples after top surgery as to be more gender affirming!

Anteaters of the future

well you see I have to finish the zevwarden piece if I want to publish it, not fart around with Ghavni’s lore spreadsheet for 2 hours at my desk while I smoke a j and pretend I’m Foucault

this is still true

My no-fun-at-parties take is that "christmas is a secular holiday" is an uncomfortable way of assuring me that christianity is the status quo and everything outside of that is an aberration. Sorry! It's still a christian holiday!! Just because you're an atheist doesn't make it secular!

didn’t mean to leave you all in suspense but he is getting one for his birthday on the 26th

lot of people seem convinced that "actually Bari Weiss is doing exactly what they want" and I'm sorry but you're just wrong on that. she was supposed to quietly shift CBS to be rightwing. instead she Streisand Effected a story they wanted to kill because she is incredibly stupid.