I fixed the toilet. Should I change careers?

Really fancied a pint, so got myself a beer. Am I a lad now?

So grateful to all the dads on YouTube who post videos on how to fix stuff around the house. Fixing my toilet wasn’t on my to do list for a Monday morning 😭

Proud of you @samuellondon22.bsky.social

So proud of my handsome man for completing his first half marathon and absolutely smashing it!

You may all have social lives on a Saturday, but I just spent the last two hours reorganising my Pokemon cards in binders 😌

Come with me to have my second spiral of the week xoxo

Working my butt off (literally) in the gym

Sign this if you can to support @cilloyd.bsky.social c.org/tYN5yJ9zyX

Remember, people who vote are hot (Unless you vote reform, then you’re not)

If the Green Party ring my flat ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO FLIP. They’ve literally been ringing round the flats every bloody day and posting so many leaflets. I can’t stand political parties appearing out of the blue and then canvasing non stop.

Not missing out on the opportunity to collect ALL Pokemon cards when they’re released (from beginning to today) so when I get to this current day I will be absolutely loaded 😭

Gym photo check in 🤳📸

Don’t skip! Post you in another country

Going to be a full blown nerd today as I’m going to the London Card Show at the Excel Centre to shop for Pokemon cards

I’m pretty sure 80% of FaceTime users don’t actually know how to use it correctly. Just seen someone on FT using it as phonecall on loud speaker with them shouting into the camera with the inside of their mouth being all the other person sees

let’s discuss

Today’s lunchtime spot

My favorite TikTok’s atm are the videos of “30 years after the death of Himmel the Hero in…” #frieren

Anyone played Crimson Desert? Tempted to give it a go as I need a chunky game to get my teeth into (but I’m rather fussy on what I play and barely make it past the intros to the games without forming a negative opinion 😭)

Am I too late to this? ✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

The amount of cum in everyday beverages is extremely alarming!

Trust no bitch on the internet today

Note to self, don’t wear these knockoff Nike shorts to legs at the gym ever again. Constantly feeling like their gonna split when I bend over 💀

Gym progress going well 💪🏼

Was gonna do that “skircle” thing but realised it just looks like I stalk a bunch of you as you probably have no idea who this muppet is and why you’re even on my list 😭😭

Biggest ick for me is anytime a gay man says he's not into feminine guys because he's a "real man". So you're okay with sucking dick but draw the line at guys wearing blush? Please shut the fuck up...

Nothing says Easter like a doughnut tomb xoxo

Watched this documentary last night about Joan Didion (who I’ve only just discovered in the last week or so) and it was so interesting. Definitely a person whose writing speaks to me. Looking forward to diving into their writing!

Good pull day at the gym + the sunshine was an excuse to wear a vest too so win win

One bit of sun and suddenly I’m craving ice cream ffs

Pumped

Spent my Friday evening in the gym cause I’m SO cool

She’s on her “protecting the park from other dogs” duties

I just made a chicken base pizza and it was SO good 🫨

Kiki LOVES food I wonder where she gets it from 👀👀

some of yall are weird (not me)

In today’s attempt to make nice things to eat that are not too fatty but have nice amount of protein, I decided to try and make cinnamon buns with protein powder frosting 😂

The face of someone who just went to the gym but really didn’t want to and has zero motivation or energy for anything this week (also can you tell I just did legs 💀)

The sun today has healed me

I cannie wait 😍😍

Excuse you

Euston station has got to be THE worst train station in the U.K. how is it every time I have to travel from there my train is cancelled or stops half way

The urge to order a takeaway today was STRONG. Anyways I’m poor so that didn’t happen and chilli for dinner it is 😭😂

gm is this goddamn week over yet

Monday has proper Monday’d. Lost my headphones BUT I did just PB my dumbbell bench press so a small win 😭

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