whenever i talk about the mcelroys i swear i sound like i escaped a cult

i discovered some age regressor fashion tech yesterday and i'm so excited to get insufferable with it

that said when the insurance lady called the dentist lady and they were talking about me but not at me... that was actually kinda nice

when an insurance representative says something so kafkaesque that you gotta hit them with that mangione stare

baby gronk but for briefcase kids, getting rizzed up by g gordon liddy

Out now! Wonka Suck Machine faturing @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social! Looks like faces are back on the menu! We're joined by A.J. Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds to build a computer, or communism, or something in between. Compunism? Much to consider. www.smallgayhorse.com/41

if sinks weren't made for me to piss in, why are they always exactly the right height?

oh my god good friday just started and they're playing the bluey easter episode

i love how disney junior has the same schedule every single night #AutismsPeaks

vicar amelia bedelia

me, for some reason: oh i have to take a linkedin photo, i should shave my pubes

tactical jazz fusion band, béla fleck and the flecktarns

losing weight is weird cause i just kind of forget it's happened until someone gets really excited to tell me about it

"rikidōzan got stabbed with a knife soaked in piss" oh my god he's so oomf

ref sheet of a lady on fire

huh, fascinating

Not one but two assassins with ice powers, a magical girl and a girl with magic and a boy who just lives to suffer. We discuss the most validated people on the internet, editing wikipedia, the nature of graffitit, what it means to give gifts, and second hand smoke. shows.acast.com/blorbobattle...

#myart #choosh

when michelin maps have a bib on the restaurant that means they can put my girlfriend into a high chair there

when you're watching a baby show with your age regressor girlfriend and start making marxist critiques

commodity fetishism: it's a bing thing!

Popplio! #pokemon #digitalart #art #eyestrain #ibispaint

audio engineer at their wit's end trying to figure out where this little clinking sound on every kick is coming from

oh no!

year of the horse draws near let us reflect upon the elements of harmony 4) applejack

discord mass age regression event???

bokusatsu tony dokoupil-chan

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

they're immanentizing your ass on eschaton twitter

they're subtly signaling approval for the actions of chase from the paw patrol

disney junior sure is showing a lot of ads for the bluey police car specifically

i fear the talk i hear of what may become of the republican party after trump inevitably kicks the bucket does not respect how ideologically committed many of these ghouls are, nor the rot that exists at the heart of america. it will feel cathartic when it happens, but it will not save us

[google search history] 12:58:59 est: uniqlo size 24 12:59:13 est: uniqlo for fat people 12:59:24 est: uniqlo for fat women 12:59:53 est: old navy

went there last night and now they're calling me The Most Sir'd Girl Alive

wall who thought it'd lost all copper stripped of last additional bit of copper it didn't even know it still had

country music in this west philadelphia taco bell, honestly feels like the largest fascism indicator i've ever personally witnessed

i literally said "you better not be posting about this" because i am the architect of my own demise

guy decided to be the villain of the train and started smoking straight up piss

they should make an empty pill bottle that doesn't have my deadname on it

you can tell celsius is marketed to women cause the can's like "maybe you'll lose some weight too"

Episode 39 out now! Take me to the hospital, the Cakes just had twins and we're gonna watch Pinkie Pie fun aunt too close to the sun!

cucking my girlfriend by making out with the boy lion on her little kingz

vape nation without representation

i am likely the only person that will ever listen to zazen boys 4 in this walmart

it's a go to my work bathroom and just have some floor time kinda day

reaching for the firefighter's service weapon (the hose)

really trying to figure out the funniest way to talk about a thing from my life because i need to tell people

the part of the army that protects taco bell

job duties of amtrak cops i've observed while using commuter rail: 1. just sort of meander about 1a. sometimes with a dog 2. stand around and make small talk with the other amtrak cops 3. harrass black people