reaching for the firefighter's service weapon (the hose)

really trying to figure out the funniest way to talk about a thing from my life because i need to tell people

the part of the army that protects taco bell

job duties of amtrak cops i've observed while using commuter rail: 1. just sort of meander about 1a. sometimes with a dog 2. stand around and make small talk with the other amtrak cops 3. harrass black people

it's stiff competition but amtrak cops gotta be some of the most blatantly useless cops i've ever seen

i love how, because of a quirk of the septa regional rail system, i can leave over three hours before work and still be late if one train gets canceled

stand and witness princess vegeta's BIG BOY ATTACK

abdl vegeta in the bigboy shirt

it's like dragon ball z to these fuckos. "see vegeta is pretty cool now!" "frieza did do a little bit of bad but we need to team up with him for the Most Important Battle Of Our Lives"

me in high school: i have a tgtf kink :3 me in my 20s pre-hrt: no actually the tgtf kink was just a manifestation of my gender dysphoria all along and i am a transgender woman me after i started hrt: i have a tgtf kink >:3c

Bubble bubble toilet trouble

you right there. yes you. you will click the link and buy and read coquette dragoon. right now!!!!!!!! burgeroise.itch.io/coquette-dra...

what if you wanted to use your money but highmark blue cross blue shield said "actually we need to see this receipt from six months ago again"

wearing a diaper to work but still pissing on the toilet cause i'll be dammed if i don't still get my potty breaks

🚨BREAKING🚨: Kwik Trip is removing Penis from its stores. This includes those who walk in with a Penis. Either they are removed or it is.

Teasing my lovely @otterjunk.bsky.social <3 Art by the cool @banderi.bsky.social !!

The storerooms of the Stuff-a-Plush can get a bit steamy at night… (for @moofahdrome.bsky.social)

it's a super duper soggy sunday ^-^

it's a yelp review cause i bark :3

this digimon makes me so fdhfkdjghdfkgdfhg

she got them pull-ups with the bush window

One Piece of Trivia

go change you dumb mouse

do you think there was a fight over what horse they measured for power?

not to brag but i think i've perfected the art of pissing while walking

My little dark age play

need a job that makes me take naptime in the doggy bed with the afternoon sun shining in

inexplicable feeling that i need to be riding in a carseat in the back row of a car right now

wawa prepackaged is like what if we gave you like thirty slices of pepperoni and twelve little blocks of cheese on four saltine crackers isn't that satisfying?

Having this sag be only from mush is literally altering my brain😵‍💫

i have autism but i think i might also have undiagnosed animation domination high definition

[little adam curtis] diapernormalisation

pork roll, or as i call it, ham (taylor's version)

google ai giving me a sentimental slide show of all the pictures in my phone and it's just like 2 minutes of my diapered ass

skeb COMM Hypno Walk

i didn't even get second chair...

i like my pamp droopy bruh

New artttt

holy shit NBC news 😭

I am hearing that on her deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly went houaghghghghurrrrgh

hate when i'm gooning to sesame street and toothy elmo comes on i can't be thinking that

when you go to kiss and you can smell your diaper on her nose

when you go to kiss and you can smell your armpit on her nose

she's calling me the cuddliest puppyest

just had high diapersex for three hours and it felt like i was cumming the whole time. this is what sting would be like if he was cool

look at me i'm love & pop!

sunset train photography

I fear not the man who has pissed 10,000 diapers once, but I fear the man who has pissed one diaper 10,000 times.