heat wave tactics

(oldie)

“Oh noooo~” said the daycare worker, “what ever shall I doooo~”

Oh I’m sure a remanding somewhere is in order~

☺️

Go out to my DOOM willingly? Are you MAD?

A-ah ah ah! N-no Restoration C-c-crib for you yet p-pamper packer-r-r, m-mommyy has to t-teach you about r-r-resource m-management p-p-personall-ly~❤️

*access denied* fack *access denied* faaaaack *access denied* fackin fuggin FACK

L-l-look at you, p-pamper packer-r-r. A-a p-p-precious toddlerrr of p-powder and c-cream. B-babbling a-and w-wailing as you c-crawl through my p-play p-pl-place. H-how can you tantrum at your perfect immortal mommy?

Nor every fae wingman flies but they are certainly more than happy to clip yours~

fetishes are so stupid I swear

Now Sweetie, just a dolly a day keeps your own baby booger boy time away~

Wow! So confident Baby! Though getting them to see you as you see yourself miiiight be a tough ask….if you were capable of asking that is 🧚

Computah….show me when your giwlfwen gets a new giwlfwen and decides you awe notta giwlfwen or even a giwl but their new bowl cut baby boy instewd. Computah…show me when the cuck chair is notta chair but your new mommy’s arms while she makes out wih your old giwlfwen and bounces your poopy diapuh…

Silly baby~ Girls rule and boys drool dont’cha know! And you are doing a LOT of drooling little man..

*sigh* everyone’s a critic huh baby?

Could definitely metal at the Sippy Cup for sure 😌

Wow! So confident Baby! Though getting them to see you as you see yourself miiiight be a tough ask….if you were capable of asking that is 🧚

*sigh* everyone’s a critic huh baby?

"Oh yeah, totally, four is much too old to be using a pacifier" I say knowing I'll be like this as soon as I can 😌

tmi tuesdeee~ etc. etc.

Now Sweetie, just a dolly a day keeps your own baby booger boy time away~

Silly baby~ Girls rule and boys drool dont’cha know! And you are doing a LOT of drooling little man..

Computah….show me when your giwlfwen gets a new giwlfwen and decides you awe notta giwlfwen or even a giwl but their new bowl cut baby boy instewd. Computah…show me when the cuck chair is notta chair but your new mommy’s arms while she makes out wih your old giwlfwen and bounces your poopy diapuh…

Been a time of late but gots a new sippy cup so who's to say

Some people say that singing can be transformative….in some ways anway.. (repost)

Don’t worry I’m sure they’ll remember you’re there at some point…..or just maybe is that the point? (repost)

I said my bottle overfloweth already!!

Just ’cause you’re not in the room doesn’t mean you aren‘t the center of attention~

of course baby is finding all new lows~

big ups to the jerkoff fairy

This is what I imagine happens when you don’t give the jerkoff fairies the snickers bar 😔

a little(‘s) authenticity goes a long way after all~

Methinks the La…*BABY* doth fuss too much

(repost) old mommy day thingamagig

who knows…maybe they’ll even say yes

Not everything has to be show and tell…..

“Of course, silly silly me! How could I forget that only big mature women get their messy diaper bums spanked in public when they don’t listen to mommy! Wooow, you must be the biggest and most mature woman of them all~” (repost)

She was a very upset to be told she wasn’t girlfriend material but after some *thorough* convincing I think she is very happy with her new, more appropriate role in our relationship” (repost)

sketch an’ text (repost)

*BREAKING NEWS*

“work sucks, I know she took her clothes off as we stare, squatting naked in her diaper like she doesn’t care“

Them fairies clocked in and chose violence

TMI Tues: I am no longer askin’ edition~

sometimes you get one shotted in therapy with heavy emotional truths and other times you get one shotted by your therapist asking if you are old enough to eat cheerios…

“work sucks, I know she took her clothes off as we stare, squatting naked in her diaper like she doesn’t care“

Them fairies clocked in and chose violence