I said my bottle overfloweth already!!

Just ’cause you’re not in the room doesn’t mean you aren‘t the center of attention~

of course baby is finding all new lows~

big ups to the jerkoff fairy

This is what I imagine happens when you don’t give the jerkoff fairies the snickers bar 😔

a little(‘s) authenticity goes a long way after all~

Methinks the La…*BABY* doth fuss too much

(repost) old mommy day thingamagig

who knows…maybe they’ll even say yes

Not everything has to be show and tell…..

“Of course, silly silly me! How could I forget that only big mature women get their messy diaper bums spanked in public when they don’t listen to mommy! Wooow, you must be the biggest and most mature woman of them all~” (repost)

She was a very upset to be told she wasn’t girlfriend material but after some *thorough* convincing I think she is very happy with her new, more appropriate role in our relationship” (repost)

sketch an’ text (repost)

*BREAKING NEWS*

“work sucks, I know she took her clothes off as we stare, squatting naked in her diaper like she doesn’t care“

Them fairies clocked in and chose violence

TMI Tues: I am no longer askin’ edition~

New byd onesie came :>

POV: the pacifier I dropped when excitedly crawling across the room

sometimes you get one shotted in therapy with heavy emotional truths and other times you get one shotted by your therapist asking if you are old enough to eat cheerios…

“work sucks, I know she took her clothes off as we stare, squatting naked in her diaper like she doesn’t care“

Them fairies clocked in and chose violence

*BREAKING NEWS*

Methinks the La…*BABY* doth fuss too much

of course baby is finding all new lows~

a little(‘s) authenticity goes a long way after all~

Tmi tues: "woop, woop pull over that pamp is too phat" edition Ask, tell, all that jazz~

This is what I imagine happens when you don’t give the jerkoff fairies the snickers bar 😔

🧚‍♂️

big ups to the jerkoff fairy

Alien-ish scribbies from ye olde (repost) vault

Thing about scavenging… ya just never know what you’re gonna find…or what‘s gonna find you.

TMIT: Playpen Philosophy edition

eh? eeeehhhh?

Repost for totally opaque reasons

"Oh yeah, totally, four is much too old to be using a pacifier" I say knowing I'll be like this as soon as I can 😌

wiggldydiggldy

Dont worry, youre not supposed to control those feelings; just go with the funny feeling flow baby~

lil color

when the babies are away, the librarian…uh… (repost)

(oldie)

Goin’ on a pony ride, a pony ride, a pony ride, going on a pony ride to see what we can seeeee~

Go out to my DOOM willingly? Are you MAD?

When its summer in spring and the water be, uh, hittin~

Obsessively aligning the two tapes on either side of my premium nights so they look like one single tape so as to conform to my aesthetically rigid regression standards

Why so happy baby?

(Repost) Are you hungry for knowledge baby~?

They are perfect by the by