just got back from the rapture, not a phone in sight, thousands of people dying in the moment

just got back from the rapture, not a phone in sight, thousands of people dying in the moment

made sure to jork it to true pervert stuff (my gay wife) so i wouldn't get raptured tomorrow

when you try to lady and the tramp some long food with a girl but you get too into the food eating and start growling at the other girl for stealing your long food

everything reminds me of her

riding the MFL (male to female line)

i didn't even get second chair...

high diapersex report: three-voice harmony [buzzy wand as second chair] included christmas carol the first noel and p!nk so what i'm a rockstar

babe stop posting riffs *during* high diapersex

fillydelphia i am size difference frotting in you

hate when i'm gooning to sesame street and toothy elmo comes on i can't be thinking that

we're making it the city of sisterly love tonight

when you go to kiss and you can smell your diaper on her nose

i'm in this picture and i liiike ittt –u–

just had high diapersex for three hours and it felt like i was cumming the whole time. this is what sting would be like if he was cool

set the workplace emoji mood calendar to 'borderline personality'. if they didn't want me to choose it why is it an option

five minutes into cardcaptor and chill and she gives you this look

teaching the art of pantspissing at the t4t skillshare

can't wait to get back to stuffing my gf's bits

can't wait to get back to making up bits with my gf's stuffies

it better be

she's got that wide sargasso D

the puppy does not concern itself with bedtime

toriyama was an ass man stuck in a titty man's world. too ahead of his time and she couldn't figure that out about herself

imagine being a cute unassuming diapersmut account and out of nowhere your padded butt gets reposted by the human pet guy. would you spit the dummy

S2E152 - Current Affairs with Mike Hosking A heavily edited version of 1/200 for you this weekend (at least 293 libelous bits cut) that covers this weeks current events from NCEA changes to a brief stint on Tim Jago reporting, or lack thereof w/ @mythros.bsky.social @pmax.bsky.social

yeah i wanna be the first stand-up who's a bottom—the stool fucks me

[at the stock broker] option seller, i'm going into battle,

smashing send on a slutty selfie and getting hit with dread call that post butt clarity

i have rizz flowing at 200 baddies a day so if i said i was an aura farmer you would agree. i'm a family man. i run an aura family business. this is my son and collab hw

hell in a cell but it's trapping her princess parts in a cage and teasing her until she's straining

saw you from across the bar, we're looking for a third space

includes girls

[cw: suggestive plushie content] Tag Tease How embarrassing 😳! For Anonymous || #SaucyArt | #SaucyCommission | #LivingPlushie | #furry #furryNSFW ||

worried the post ponies preview might give the wrong idea about my feelings on plushies, better repost some pornography to set the record straight that's always a good idea

OUT NOW! Sew Your Plush Pony Pussy Shut for Christ featuring @bosh.worstpossible.world It's Pony Christmas in Human July! We're joined by Josh Boerman from The Worst of All Possible Worlds, Ill Conceived, and Traditional Scrench for an episode full of ideology and Clamato! www.smallgayhorse.com/37

any cute thing in your room is a stuffie if you try hard enough

born to femme forced to brick

schedule your claw trimmings or they will be scheduled for you

not unless spoken to

MAYOR ORIC ADAMS new orc city is the istanbul of america

age regressors bios will be like 'current gifted kid'

gay rainbow after my gay electrolysis

*neutral* milk hotel? in this political climate?

did a perfect parallel park, i gotta check my e levels

1/200 S2E145 - Comms as You Are Political communication, media and the divide in reality between the left and right of politics. Mamdani, David Seymour, & RNZ's reporting on the death of a young transman. w/ @bootstheory.bsky.social @mythros.bsky.social @eggsfordogs.com @kyledchurch.bsky.social

1/200 S2E143 - Hit Me With Your West Shot 🎧 Covering domestic and international politics this week, we look at the way in which existing power structures, and even accountability measures, predominantly protect the status quo. w/ @eggsfordogs.com @mythros.bsky.social @kyledchurch.bsky.social

i did everything right and they indicted me (again)