im strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick rn

got given the keys to the account gonna take it for a spin, which one of us? i'll never tell

so it’s fine when the minister parks his stupid motorbike sideways in my parking spot every second day but it’s “passive-aggressive” and “unbecoming of a civilised workplace” if I complain about it within earshot of an unpaid intern? fuck off, Janice

>be us >work at the ministry for romantic relations >"can you stay late this week?" >yeah sure >forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions >spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into >fuck this country and the population crisis