Two dudes in shiesties on this train, one of them pulled it away from his mouth to eat the Nutella out of mini Nutella cookie sandwiches I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing

@chrispolanco.com whenever Everton draw against Arsenal:

LETS GOOOOO

When @notalexis.bsky.social sees pepperoni

VAR for todays Arsenal Chelsea match

One of my favorite things I get to do is roast MLS/NWSL/and lower league teams at ISC Remember folks, these are just jokes

2025 MLS & NWSL Roast at @iscsupporters.bsky.social in Minnesota. ❤️‍🔥 Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans

@notalexis.bsky.social big news! You did use nonplussed correctly. Or at least incorrectly in the same way that most Americans use it.

I'm in this tweet and I don't like it

You can meet the toughest English dude, like a straight up killer, and be intimidated and then they’ll say some shit like “gobsmacked” and suddenly they feel all oldtimey and quaint

Tarkovsky might’ve scored the Arsenal goal of the month 😂

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RECOGNIZED BY THE NEW YORK CITY COUNCIL FOR OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 😭 Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅 A really dope moment for us. 💙

Yup

It’s funny watching the Real Madrid players hit the ground with their hands up expecting the calls they usually get in Spain Arms all out looking confused

As I was saying

City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem

Mathys Tel’s agent rn

I had no idea CapCut was part of the ban. I was using it on my desktop quite often. Anyone got a replacement that does all the same things as CapCut desktop?

The press from Partey the first time pass from Odegaard the troussard shot Wow I love football the Arsenal way

They pulled the wrong lever

I just saw someone in knee high Uggs. Nasty work of the week

Run it back

Jesus hates Crystal Palace. It’s the only explanation

"Mustard on yo feet, ..."

Lamine Yamal’s new boots say hoe