Messi cooked my club in Queens for the first time. Why would he do this to me? #NYCFC

And a very special thank you to Tim Howard, The 2 Robbies, and Rebecca Lowe for always making us feel like family. It never gets any less surreal to be working with people who’ve given so much to the football world. Grateful isn't strong enough a word. Loved every moment this weekend in KC, baby! 💙

We all remember Trump brokering the peace deal that ended the War On Christmas!! 🎅

First they came for the Tylenol, and I did not speak out because I was not a Tylenol Rapid Release Gel Capsule.

Is this the same ol' Arsenal?? 😳 New Cooligans Podcast from the Premier League Fan Fest in Kansas City is out now! ⛲️ APPLE: tinyurl.com/mvybksvr SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/bddv9nj9 YOUTUBE: youtu.be/P1R1XldvRHs

Great meeting you, brother! Thanks for saying hi! 🙏

about last night…

We are back as MCs at the NBC Premier League Mornings Fan Fest in Kansas City this weekend! To celebrate, we are giving away a KC Fan Fest jersey from Avery Dennison! Go to our recent pod episode on YouTube and comment “FAN FEST” to enter! 👕 youtu.be/W4M8Z-THt_c See you in KC, baby!! ⛲️

“Go Birds?!?” ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?!? 🫢

Me whenever an #NYCFC Homegrown scores their first goal:

Jesus, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…

Is Pochettino cooking something?? We talk about it on today's pod! 🧑🏻‍🍳 #USMNT 🍎: tinyurl.com/2pd74zby 🟢: tinyurl.com/mvmvu2kh 📺: youtu.be/_rSZ1BJC-Lg

i'm starting to think our president is a bad person

I'm willing to make this compromise 😅

Pirlo was not here for the jokes. 😅 We’re off for Labor Day. We’ll be back with a brand new pod on Thursday, but check out our latest episode with Chris Wingert as he tells some great stories about NYCFC’s inaugural season. 🍎 tinyurl.com/8jd64wux 🟢 tinyurl.com/mr4x7xet 📺 youtu.be/k9YL-RcOpwc

Go and

We’re in Germany this weekend for three Bundesliga matches!!! Follow along on our IG stories! 🇩🇪 ⚽️ Tonight it’s Hamburg vs FC St.Pauli! #HamburgDerby

At 1:14 you can see my son and I in a Premier League commercial. 😍 #UTFT

We reached a milestone we never thought was possible when we first started this project of 2 comedians talking footy. Today, we're celebrating ten years of The Cooligans!! We got so many messages from our friends in the soccer community and reacted to them live. 🔟❤️🥳 Watch here: youtu.be/uR1gUfFFdDQ

A heartfelt apology from @chrispolanco.com to Son Heung-Min! 🙏 Watch/Listen to an all new Cooligans Podcast out now. APPLE: tinyurl.com/4tzxezmp SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3bc4thh3 YOUTUBE: youtu.be/KAqqKad_MaI

Our only hope 😭 #Everton

I, for one, have never spoken negatively about Jack Grealish. I am thrilled he is joining my club because he is good player, still has so much to offer, and there is no instance in the past where I’ve doubted him or his abilities, as I said. #UTFT

One of the most important voices in all of sport. 🗣️ Andres Cantor joins the pod! 📺🎧 APPLE: tinyurl.com/mwf9fydr SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3f957hrb YOUTUBE: youtu.be/x0Hs_pnAFUI

Just hours ago, Islamophobic freaks like Laura Loomer were blaming the shooting on Islam and Muslims and immigrants, as ever, meanwhile the NYPD police officer killed was a Muslim. Awful. A pregnant widow. Awful.

🚨 Gaza famine: • 2.1M (100%) face acute food insecurity • 470k in IPC Phase 5 (catastrophic starvation) • 71k children need urgent malnutrition care • ≥113 starvation deaths incl. 81 kids • 1 in 3 go days without food UN calls it “starving, sick, and dying.”

*Typing angry #NYCFC post*.... Alonso Martinez scores the game winner.... *deletes paragraph* 😅

damn was netanyahu was unavailable?

Always honored to host a @newyorkcityfc.com Town Hall, this time at City Football Academy with Thiago Martins, Aiden O’Neill, and Sporting Director David Lee. I bought my #NYCFC season ticket in 2014 and it sent my life in a trajectory I could’ve never imagined. Grateful for the opportunity! 💙

It feels like Zohran is the only candidate that WANTS to be mayor, while every other candidate is only focused on not letting Zohran become mayor.

Live #FIFACWC Reaction Pod out now! @chrispolanco.com and @notalexis.bsky.social recap how Chelsea DOMINATED PSG in the FIFA Club World Cup Final 😤 🍎 tinyurl.com/2d8s46zk ✳️ tinyurl.com/39dux5kf 📺: youtube.com/live/zRFv7le...

NYCFC has only beaten Charlotte once in 4 years. 😳

there is literally nothing a Republican will hold themselves accountable for

USA vs Mexico Immediate Reaction Pod out now! #USMNT APPLE: tinyurl.com/mpndy93n SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/yc6hdks5 YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/-rrMKmB...

Everyone’s life is about to get objectively worse, and they act like they’ve accomplished something amazing.

NJ Governor Phil Murphy's thoughts on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social astounding NYC Dem primary victory

oh hey that's me chatting with NJ Governor Phil Murphy

We'll be live on YouTube immediately after the Gold Cup Quarterfinal between the USA and Costa Rica! 🏆 #USMNT Hit the bell to get notified when we go live! 🔔 📺: youtube.com/live/bGfN4nt...

ZOHRAN LFG!!! CUOMO EAT A TOTE BAG FULL OF DICKS!

On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park. New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.

PLZ DON'T RANK CUOMO PLZ PRETTY PLZ

Dominican Republic have scored against Keylor Navas. I feel like I'm dreaming. The magic of the Gold Cup! 🇩🇴

i can't stand this mf

Will share more pics later. What a night. Two goals against Mexico for Dominican Republic. I lost my voice celebrating those goals. A few more minutes and it’s probably 3-3. ¡Que orgullo!! 🇩🇴 #GoldCup

Tonight at Bronx Brewery!! 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴 #GoldCup Watch Party

Tyrese Haliburton:

at least dictators have the decency to tell you wtf the deal is. this is not governing. i don't even know what this is. feigned fascism?

The Knicks have binged their last bong of the season. 😭

We’ll be live right after the Champions League final with special guest Stefano Fusaro of CBS Sports Golazo! Join us in the chat! 💬: www.youtube.com/live/LF2gjwm...