my hot take is that qualifying for the world cup is more exciting than the world cup. i will not be taking any questions on this matter unless you ask me questions and then i will probably answer them

"Your World Cups are ours now!" 😂 Watch or listen to our live #USMNT vs Uruguay reaction pod with @mattdoyle.bsky.social APPLE: tinyurl.com/y52kdh3z SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/mt3mnvvm YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/8NjgFdS...

this has been on repeat all weekend. I loved visiting Ireland. The people are so awesome. I hope they make it to the World Cup. 🍀

"[Switching the MLS calendar] is a good idea. I'm not so sure it's a great idea." Watch/Listen to the full conversation on the latest Cooligans Podcast 🎧 📺 APPLE: tinyurl.com/4uv9ypvx SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/y8a8p5xh YOUTUBE: youtu.be/Q7yNsCaATbA

We did an HMRC of Football investigation into Juan Agudelo’s retirement post 😭 🍎 : tinyurl.com/4dsu3m6w

People emailed Jeffrey Epstein with the comfort and candor of writing in their diary.

So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??

Omg the 5000 word think-piece I was about to write about Nico Fernandez Mercau for not passing that ball to Alonso Martinez. 😂 #nycfc

make it make sense, Poch 😕

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

ZOHRAN WINS!!

Very sad to see ANY positive Dick Cheney commentary on my timeline. We are not being collectively mean enough. 😔

CHRISTIAN POLANCO COST OF LIVING CLASSIC 2025 | HIGHLIGHTS SKILLS JOKES 4K ⚽🎤| @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @soccercooligans.com

For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.

this man is carrying Everton this season

My message to the Toronto Blue Jays

me after that Julian Fernandez penalty: #NYCFC #MLSCupPlayoffs

it's giving...

Still not exactly sure what sport Robbie was watching 😅

me juggling with guests at the @soccercooligans.com studio

"Don't put it on the rundown if you're just gonna shit on [soccer.]" 🙄 APPLE: tinyurl.com/ysyebkxs SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/c367ah49 YOUTUBE: youtu.be/g2xSWQtDbwM

Kevin Egan can ball.

Joke from the Cost of Living Classic ⚽️: Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.

Can’t thank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, his team, and NYC Footy enough for the opportunity and trust to MC the inaugural Cost of Living Classic. Thank you to all the players, staff, volunteers, and spectators for all the kind words. Grateful I could share the day with y’all. 🗳️ ig/kyrosmphotos

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Zohran Mamdani could become New York City's first Soccer Sicko Mayor —he doesn't just understand the offside rule, he even some thoughts about what Leandro Trossard brings to the Arsenal attack Here are some thoughts after seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at the Cost of Living Classic on Sunday ⬇️

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"It's ABSOLUTELY an issue. ... We're going to continue to lose players to Europe." 😬 We talk with the legend @juliefoudy.bsky.social on the #NWSL's star player retention problem ⚽ APPLE: tinyurl.com/39322bvt SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/vytfwwja YOUTUBE: youtu.be/OWw4PqANl3o

Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated in Sunday's Inaugural Cost of Living Classic — co-hosted by NYC Footy — and especially to our esteemed winners: ⚽️ Soccer Lovers of Bushwick (casual) ⚽️ Hellas-toria FC (competitive) What a day.

Just the future mayor of NYC giving me the cleanest of daps. 🥹

We have a @chrispolanco.com sighting here at the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 5-a-side “Cost of Living Classic” @soccercooligans.com

The Cost of Living Classic in Coney Island Presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy I’ll be your MC for the day. 👋🏽 Bring all your friends and family! 🎟️: luma.com/Z4NYC-COLC25

🎤: I'll be the MC for the Cost of Living Classic presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy! 🗓️: 10/19 Gates open at 2pm 🏟️: Maimonides Park in Coney Island 👕: First 1000 fans get free merch 🎟️: Free To Play (Sold Out) + Free To Watch (Tix Available) Register: www.zohranfornyc.com/colclassic

We preview MLS Decision Day with Gio Savarese is a fun sentence to type. 😁 Episode drops later today! 🇻🇪

Sometimes I close my eyes and hit play on this clip and imagine the announcer is talking about me. 🙂‍↕️

When people invite you to hang out in Times Square, it's usually a bad sign, BUT THIS TIME IT'S ACTUALLY FOR A REALLY GOOD REASON! ⚽

@chrispolanco.com important Dominican Polanco news

what could go wrong 😑

lol how did we win that game 😅😅

Just doing my part. 🫡

Talkin Tylenol 💊 Part 1:

Julian Fernández is called offside on the field. VAR says clear and obvious error because he’s pretty clearly onside. Ref says, “Nope. Call on the field stands.” Wut?? 😳 #HudsonRiverDerby

Messi cooked my club in Queens for the first time. Why would he do this to me? #NYCFC

And a very special thank you to Tim Howard, The 2 Robbies, and Rebecca Lowe for always making us feel like family. It never gets any less surreal to be working with people who’ve given so much to the football world. Grateful isn't strong enough a word. Loved every moment this weekend in KC, baby! 💙

We all remember Trump brokering the peace deal that ended the War On Christmas!! 🎅

First they came for the Tylenol, and I did not speak out because I was not a Tylenol Rapid Release Gel Capsule.

Is this the same ol' Arsenal?? 😳 New Cooligans Podcast from the Premier League Fan Fest in Kansas City is out now! ⛲️ APPLE: tinyurl.com/mvybksvr SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/bddv9nj9 YOUTUBE: youtu.be/P1R1XldvRHs

Great meeting you, brother! Thanks for saying hi! 🙏

about last night…