If Ken Foree had a podcast, I would listen for hours (Dawn of the Dead, 1978, for those who don't know!)

You know who isn't in those emails?

You know who's not in the Epstein files?

Anyone who thinks they're too good to wear a Casio is an arsehole and should not be taken seriously

It looks like the snow might miss me this weekend, but I'm still going to get the coldest temps and ridiculous winds - so the plan is staying in! Might build this at one point, me and @cursedriparia.bsky.social have plans to play a video game or three first

The ICE people are right - you should stop calling them the "new Gestapo". Instead, you can call them the Shutzstaffel, KGB, OVRA, Stasi, DGS (or PIDE, if you prefer), Santebal, the RI.....

The Union have shared the date for the kit launch, with February 13 set as the day. They will celebrate with activations at different locations, each offering unique gifts distinct from one another. #doop #MLS #apple 📷: Philadelphia Union

Hey y'all! I hope you are all having a nice day today, and if you're not, I hope it gets better for you. I have spots open for commissions! vgen.co/GrimLuminary #vgen #vgencommissions

Don't @ me, I'm right.

I ordered a small 😭

Fox Sports unveils World Cup plans, including: 70 matches on Fox, 34 on FS1. All round-16 and beyond on Fox. All three openers for hosts on Fox with expanded pregame, 3-hour pregame for US opener. June 16 on Fox: France-Senegal, Norway-playoff, Argentina-Algeria. Spanish rights: Telemundo/Peacock

Boobies are great

you guys ask for cougars all the god damn fucking time and finally one shows up and SUDDENLY it's an issue apnews.com/article/moun...

Me antagonizing the snow (we're set for another 20 inches this weekend)

Snow day

She's sleepy and also stoopid

Beep beep

It's so cold my bushes are growing Elsa's new dildos

Today was a good day

I like wins

...and it's not even close

It has come to my attention that there are people who eat frozen pop tarts. We must unite and shun these freaks from society.

I commissioned @grimluminary.bsky.social over on VGen for a little bastard, AKA "Dios Mio! Las criaturas!" and you can too! vgen.co/GrimLuminary I love Puddles and would feed him untold worlds to satiate his need for violence. IFYK, YK on this particular Quagsire.

I regret to inform you all that Clarice is, in fact, a dummy.

Gang, I'd like you all to meet Clarice

That's a whole lotta words that I don't think the administration has ever read

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

Normal day in the Merseyside then?

Swamp ass

How fucking much for the most MID center forward I have ever seen in a top 5 league?

Get ready to #ComeTogether with @adef.bsky.social as he continues his Pokemon Emerald run! #AGDQ2026

I miss old video game advertising

#DOOP friends - if anyone needs the XV shirt for $15(!!!) check your local Ross. Mine has a bunch of XS and kids sizes!

My confession today is that I think Hamburger Helper might be my favourite easy American food

Where can I get a SEGAAAA t-shirt? #AGDQ2026

We're spreading Liverpool out on toast, good grief #Arsenal

Damn. Back into the market for another striker we go #DOOP

At what age do you buy a pill organizer, and why is it 33?

Cyndaquil is as hyped as we are! #AGDQ2026

Jesus Christ America, that has got to be one of the ugliest shirts I've seen in a long, long time. It looks like someone took Waldo/Wally and scrunched the poor bastard #USA #WorldCup

Horror game block being super, super late makes me quite sad, but at least the VOD will be great tomorrow at work #AGDQ2026

Jesus wept, the only thing missing here is forced ray tracing and NVME

Games Done Quick makes being this sick almost bearable. God I love this event!

A very merry AGDQ 2026 to you all and to you all a good PB run.

Dear @sega.jp Bring back Typing of the Dead, you cowards Signed Pretty please with sugar on top

me when i remember #AGDQ2026 starts tomorrow 🥹💙

Declan Rice is hung like a horse #Arsenal