Burgers, but - - Replace buns with Texas Toast - Smear bottom bun with caramelized onions - Top part of burg gets cheese, jalapenos and doritos. RIP Cobes.

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Two guys arrested for operating an unlicensed casino out of their basement and their lawyer

Yesterday, I got silverware #DOOP

Congratulations to the @philadelphiaunion.com & Indy Vassilev on raising the MLS Supporters Shield for the 2025 MLS Season. Most pundits counted them out, but they stuck together and won in the end. #DOOP #PHILADELPHIA #PhilaUnion #IndianaVassilev

I have pulled myself together after a very not sober celebration last night. Lads, hangover check, how are we doing in #doop land?

If I seem like I'm over celebrating, I don't care. One of my heroes died this last month, one of my cats ran up a $700 vet bill and has stage 3 kidney disease, and bluntly, I needed an excuse to go wild for an hour or two #doop

Union absolutely earned this Shield. Almost never dropped their level all year long no matter who they were playing, and clinched it with one of the two or three best wins of the season. Other contenders couldn't match the week-to-week focus Philly had. Top team.

The Philadelphia Union bring Holden Trent's jersey along for the celebration. Trent tragically passed away last October. Class ❤️

Andre Blake and Alejandro Bedoya lift the Supporters’ Shield together - this time, the real thing.

POWERADE BATH KILLS THE MIC! #DOOP

The Philadelphia Union have routinely been among the best teams in MLS with some of the lowest first team payrolls each year. Building a roster to compete once that way is hard enough. Overturning the roster several times to do it again and again? It's special.

PHILADELPHIA UNION 2025 SUPPORTERS' SHIELD WINNERS⚡️🛡️🐍​ #DOOP

Apple TV pops up with a "Please go watch the Miami game" widget - not even that can ruin the moment. This most vindicating season of Union football I have ever seen. BRING US OUR SHIELD! #DOOP

SAY IT AGAIN LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

ANDRE BLAKE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT SAVE OF THE YEAR WE WIN THE SHIELD PLAY THE FUCKING MUSIC

A SUPPORTERS’ SHIELD WINNING WIN 🤩 #DOOP

"Three minutes. Three minutes is all I can spare to play with you" #DOOP

Offside is a good rule, actually #DOOP

ChuChu incoming! #DOOP

Passionate celebration from Uhre, who just scored one of the biggest goals of the Union's season: 📸: Carl Gulbish

MIKAEL MOTHER FUCKING UHRE #DOOP

"Only Jesus saves more" #DOOP

How the hell did Freese save that?! #DOOP

Quite the tifo from the Sons of Ben prematch: 📸: Carl Gulbish

Me - Huge game tonight, Supporters Shield on the line, the first of the two major trophies up for grans as Philadelphia take on bitter rivals New York City FC, excitement fever pitch #DOOP Apple - "HEY YOU WANNA WATCH THE MIAMI/REVS GAME INSTEAD RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT WE'RE PUSHING TOP BILLING!" Me -

Thank god we have Iloski tonight #DOOP

It’s properly dark, the crowd is getting in early for once, and the nervousness in the air is as thick as a Sarcone’s roll.

Time to roast some pigeons

Back in the day, we had an expression for wild stories like "I paid less than $4 for a full tank" - "pics or it didn't happen". I filled my tank this morning for less than $4. Pics, because it happened.

Today, I want silverware #DOOP

The wife has now seen Mean Girls. Her reaction has been priceless

So fetch

I bet "opting out" requires you to submit a shit load of personal data to them, too

Alright so good news. Ruby save is NOT corrupted. We were able to get it back, but I might put this run on pause until I'm able to get a physical copy of Ruby to flash the save to.

I didn't have Merriam-Webster mastering the art of shitposting on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. Bravo lads!

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

"BuT hE wANtS tO Go BAcK tO tHE PreM!" Why? Why would he when he's in a team challenging for Europe in Balon D'or form?

1 - I hate planned obsolescence. All my homies hate planned obsolescence. 2 - I am man. I fix thing. 3 - Whirlpool, good lord, make a better washing machine latch. Or, see point one, and stop making them out of plastic!

Went to drop off my PC and what the hell is in my brother's room

Hey Liverpool - we stole your thing #Arsenal

*Raiders theme gets even louder* #DOOP

Iloski makes it look easy, jesus #DOOP

Jokes aside, after our little nightmare in Canada we're going to have to run the score up tonight. This is going to be both funny and ugly #DOOP

Three nil, eeee-zeeee peeee-zeee #DOOP

Oh hey, two nil baybbbhhheeee #DOOP