I commissioned @grimluminary.bsky.social over on VGen for a little bastard, AKA "Dios Mio! Las criaturas!" and you can too! vgen.co/GrimLuminary I love Puddles and would feed him untold worlds to satiate his need for violence. IFYK, YK on this particular Quagsire.

My wife got me a new tree ornament

From my family to yours, happy official start of the MLS offseason to all who celebrate.

Happy for Alba and Busquets. Already dreading the Miami/Messi glazing over the next 12 months though. Alas, to 2026!

Fiiiiiiine #MLSCup26

Weakest handball call ever #MLSCup25

Alright freaks, MLS cup day. I can't believe, as a proud #DOOP citizen, I'm rooting for the Caps, but the enemy of my enemy so on and so forth #VWFC #MLSCup2025

The girls are fighting

I promise significantly more money was spent on this ad than developing the cart itself

Imagine being the poor schmuck play-in winner and getting dumped into this absolute blockbuster group #WC26

YMCA me the fuck outta here

Croatia, Ghana, Panama is a pretty straightforward group, phew! #ENG #WC26

Norway adds to a group of death, good lord #WC26

Scotland/Brazil, the re-run of 98! #WC26

Mexico/South Korea, France/Senegal and England/Croatia is must-watch stuff here, jeez #ENG #WC26

Of course - first european team to qualify, last pot 1 ball drawn lol #WC26

I'm waiting for the English and Scottish delegations to start a "WHY ARE WE WAITING?" chant #WC26

WHY ARE WE TAKING SELFIES C'MON THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN AN HOUR

Har-de-har, I get it, the hosts are first three seeds, yadda yadda, get on with it and let's get this dog and pony show going already

Shut up and start taking names out. #WC26

HE GETS A MIC AND IMMEDIATELY IMMEDIATELY JFC vaudeville cane time already

"Oh, and Mr. President - please don't pocket a medal at this final, okay?"

i know it has been made fun of constantly (and, please, keep doing so) ... but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump

Trick Question, it's his Draft Kings ads

Names out of hats already, get on with it.

"Now, leave our event alone, or we take away your participation prize" - FIFA, probably #WC26

The room to Gianni #WC26

Bring on the draw. Not to sound like "another arrogant English cunt", but I legit think (barring seeding, obv) the only team I'd want to avoid is Norway. The rest? Bring it on. #WC26 #ENG

Happy world cup draw day, to all those who celebrate #ENG #WC26

I was browsing a local auctioneer, saw this framed shirt from the expansion announcement signed by Don Garber and put on a (admittedly) low offer thinking it would be outbid. Lo and behold, I wasn't. #DOOP friends, I have considered parting with it. If interested, I'm open to offers.

You can just install old versions of microsoft office. nobody is going to stop you

I recognized one of my comments on the survey. I won't tell you which one, but you should read and see if you can spot it 😜 #DOOP

And IT grew three sizes that day

God bless his little golden soul

One day they will revoke my access to the internet and lock me away.

Welcome to Philly, Eze! 🇬🇭 Philadelphia Union has agreed to a deal with Swedish Allsvenskan side, IF Brommapojkarna, for the transfer of forward Ezekiel Alladoh. The acquisition marks the largest transfer fee in club history. 📝 philaunion.co/welcomeea #DOOP

Spotify wrapped shows again that yes, I am still me despite everything.

Comfy vibes

Space King protects

Eleven years since I left the UK today.

RT to have a Gimmighoul 2026 where you'll be relaxed and surrounded by treasure

11 years today

You got games on your phone?

#DOOP family, I take it we lick our wounds on this one and hope for a 2014 world cup final repeat?

Hey @devonvoixvo.bsky.social

Rich, coming from the guy who's every movie is the last five he saw smooshed together.

Arsenal to Europe #UCL

Well, this has certainly been an entertaining game #Arsenal

I have a migraine the size of a small continent right now, but COYG! #Arsenal

Yesssss #DOOP