lets go new glasses

i havent been able to concentrate all day. hopefully the study i did yesterday will be enough for me to pull through on my exam tomorrow but im a bit worried. c'est la vie i guess

i think none of you care to hear my thoughts unless theyre accompanied by pictures of my body

just want my life ruined by a man with chest hair and tattoos is that so much to ask

woke up to nudes of my irl and his bf 🥰🥰

i think what we really need to be asking about all these new metro tunnel stations is this: how easy will it be to cruise there

trubbish is an a-tier pokemon design and im not interested in hearing opinions to the contrary

hey

the lion does not concern himself with walk-in of six

fine but only because its midnight and i want attention

leave weird comments get blocked

hey

did someone say toga party

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

trying to foam roll without breaking my cat’s paws and tail

quote with a 10/10 album

why are there teams?? most penises are beautiful

yeah if you put a photo on ur resume it tells me ur a weirdo who puts photos of themselves on their resume

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

reminder to anyone using the ramalama audio now that its going viral that the songwriter is a massive transphobe

just pulled a piece of glass out of my finger from saturday night :) :)

someone explain the supermoon to me

did someone say toga party

in love with oomf

tinder is my mother coded (occasionally suggesting a girl without warning)

snickerdoodle cookies and valpolicella classico

every time someone deletes nudes of themselves here its like nine eleven all over again

so excited to stare disrespectfully at mens legs this summer

this is how i win

thinking about death WAY too much lately

growing restless, need to see a dick i never thought i would and dramatically alter one of my friendships or ill shame off my mustache

Saw a grindr profile that said “no sides sorry I need to get fucked fr”…hell yeah

humanity will make a beautiful building then put a vapiano in it

i am once again feeling heavily dissatisfied with my life and looking at jobs in sydney

yeah not really interested in seeing content of *ce c*rter and *lex gr*nt actually

cf liked this one

im not simping im just being euthanized

we should open a wine bar

my brain is actually very powerful its just filled with nonsense

irl of mine said his boyfriend told him we'd slept together and we have not..........and now i feel really uncomfortable !!

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

im not simping im just being enthusiastic

We’ll also never be the same. We supported you, we loved you. We welcomed you in our community and you let us down. Every time I read something about her since I realised she learnt nothing.

there are some hairstyles we, as a community, need to retire and im not talking about mullets

posted pit to cf and like sixteen people went feral over it

i love seeing the 30+ notification icon because im always sure someones cancelled me over an old tweet even though i never said anything bad over there

had to take tomorrow off work due to pure exhaustion :)