Home runs are fun, they should do that more often!

VARSHOOOOOOO

Several months too late but at least it happened. Can we please not hire Randy Carlyle part three this time?

Hey remember all those affordable homes the government was going to help build? We've decided to replace those with giant cubes where people can't live or work instead.

It'd be pretty nice if the Blue Jays never had to play in this godforsaken building ever again.

The Leafs have now officially won two things in my lifetime! Two time draft lottery champs!

I’m sorry you’re telling me the Leafs aren’t cursed now?

Keith Pelley is about as unlikeable a person as the Leafs have ever had represent them and that is saying quite a lot.

Someone should ask if Max Domi is going be here for life now just to add to our misery.

Steve Simmons has finally found the front office that's dumber than he is.

Since winning hasn't worked out the Leafs appear to be once again fully leaning into being the stupidest team in the NHL.

F1 is finally back after a month off today and TSN is showing NFL plays of the year on two of their channels instead of FP1 while another has shows called "Top Overdrive Moments" and "Top Mascot Moments". I'm sure this makes sense to someone but that someone is definitely not me.

Didn’t know you could get through O Canada in 12 seconds but I think the anthem singer at the Raptors game just did it.

What a fun day of Toronto sports that I was looking forward to for some reason!

As long as the guy who lies all the time is telling the truth this time everything should be fine!

I honestly didn't think I'd use this picture more than once but here we are. This time it seems to be every Republican!

They threw it to the base this time! That works so much better than right field! Now, I breathe.

Nothing like stress-free April baseball!

Other teams are going to start intentionally walking the first three Blue Jays every inning just to see what happens.

The town's plan to send the street sweepers out on garbage day seems to have a couple of holes in it. Explains the noises I was hearing a little while ago though.

Not sure that "Liberals" is the correct term for the party if this is who they're accepting as a member.

I'm going to remain of the opinion that we should never believe a single word that lunatic posts. Including the most recent.

John Schneider going to Brendon Little again.

It seems crazy to me that the Blue Jays have no other relief pitchers but I can think of no other explanation for Little being out there every single game.

I think about this one all the time (thanks to @ryanfancey.bsky.social for screenshotting/pinning):

Is John Schneider aware of the other pitchers in the Blue Jays bullpen? Is he just trying to get this game over with quickly for some reason?

Since it's finally Blue Jays Opening Day here a some Blue Jays videos because hey, why not? Let's start with the most recent thing that happened. Still seems odd that the season ended after the ALCS last year but weird times and all:

I’m sure I’m not the first one to bring this up but since I just turned it on: is there somewhere an old person can get the alt text or something for this Netflix score bug? From here I can read the score, for anything else I’m going to have to get up.

President The Joker's statement today:

Mark DeRosa isn't sure what all the fuss on the field is about as he's pretty sure they still advance.

Three hits, eh?

This is getting ridiculous now:

Six years plus a day since the craziest Twitter thread that has ever existed:

An enjoyable day of baseball from start to finish today!

Surprisingly still a better season opener for Hadjar this year

I’m just saying that maybe the cars should be able to go full speed all the way to the end of the straight. Seems like one of those basic things about motor racing, you know?

Did the Leafs finally hire the potato as their GM?

"I asked the machine why it did that, here's what it told me..." is not journalism.

Today in feeling old: Jose Cruz Jr.'s kid is playing for the Detroit Tigers this afternoon.

Canadians sure do love a Prime Minister whose actions are the opposite of the talking points they want us to believe the most, right?

Yeah this is pathetic from Prime Minister Elbows Up.

Beginning to believe there’s an alarm that goes off at the town that sends the snowplow to my street when I’m moments from being done shovelling.

“People try make everything political” says young dumb lad who is allowing himself to be used as a political prop by a politician who is reviled by the majority of Americans.

Who else is looking forward to Canada getting trashed tonight and the camera cutting to the laughing captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs? Won't that be fun?

I guess I'll be back when the Leafs trade him. What a miserable day!

Just had a Matthews/White House/never watching the Leafs again thought and am even less happy now despite the obvious benefits that would come with the last point.

Looking forward to the next international tournament to see how the big brains at Hockey Canada outsmart us all again!

Think of all the experience Jordan Binnington will have next Olympics though