Duo got into my shrooms again

Fuck that noise and let’s hire some people who will embrace socialism

I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.

When Trump dies, it’s gonna be a day of national celebration instead of sadness and mourning and I can’t wait.

I would have immediately given a big pig like snort in response and then yelled. “Answer the fucking question, dictator!”

Ah happy belated birthday to delta slim actor Delroy Lindo! I forget he’s British! 😂

April 19, 2021 tulips from my garden give me some comfort despite dreadful conditions in both Nigeria and US.

Ok last one

Next time Sleepy Pervert takes a nap, let it be of the dirt variety

CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.

That’s some Nazi shit and at first I thought it was here in the US

ANYONE SAYING TAYLOR SWIFT IS LIKE SILVIA PLATH CAN SHUT THE FUCK ALL THE WAY UP. No no no no Taylor swift can go fuck herself. I hate everything about that whiny bitch. Do not compare her to a woman who actually suffered not just at the hands of men but suffered from her own mental illness.

I don’t want Medicare for all- that shit sucks Trump dick for the people who have it now. UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE NOW

Alice Wong fought tirelessly against institutionalizing disabled people. She understood that we deserve autonomy over our care. That healthcare is a basic human right and people should receive the support they need to remain in their homes & communities. Fight for universal healthcare now!

What doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger, it just cripples and shackles you in fear, debt, bigotry, and poverty. And if it didn't succeed in killing you yesterday or today, it will try again tomorrow, and the day after. And yes, "what doesn't kill you" is referring to capitalism.

Always "a 15-year-old isn't a child" and never "a 15-year-old should be able to vote." Smdh

GAZA HAS NO SHELTER. GAZA HAS NO SHELTER. GAZA HAS NO SHELTER. GAZA HAS NO SHELTER. GAZA HAS NO SHELTER. People are going to die from the extreme cold right in front of everyone’s eyes.

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

We alllliterally JUST DID REAPPLY. It is literally REAPPLICATION SEASON.

It’s not like they were raping me, so those girls can shut up. They are of a near legal age and consent is ~meh -Megan Kelly probably

Googles (doggo) and Simba (un gato) chill on the couch

Megyn Kelly is what happens when an airbrushed hate crime makes a wish upon a star to resuscitate a long-dead career that’s never coming back

Obviously because they have KNOWN what was in these papers and are actively covering it up

Remember that the majority of anti-vaxxers are themselves vaccinated against diseases like polio, diphtheria, measles, mumps, and rubella. It’s only their kids they choose to put at risk.

Yet when we visibly knock down some racist statues, we are the ones inviting racial disparity, according to repugnants

The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging. They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”. They raped them. Sex implies consent. The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.

Scooping @nytimes on their inevitable hot take

In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it. Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying? You're not immune to copaganda.

Shit that’s been known for at least a few years lol

whenever a certain somebody pops up in the news cycle

Also because they are not allowed to call themselves that anymore

This will be interesting. Goid be a goid way to see the courts tell him to fuck off or cement we are a dystopia apple.news/AbvDapq4tRL-...

The house still needs to vote to reopen right? There’s still hope those guys will tell everyone else to fuck off and stay closed until subsidies are in cement?

So, do we all agree that the Democrats breaking the line on this shutdown are almost certainly doing so as preselected sacrifices on behalf of their party because none of them are up for reelection this cycle and all of their personal explanations suck?

@senatedems love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

Human laundromats love to fold

@geauxgabrielle.bsky.social still putting up truths in a lying sector. (X)

I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.

Do I love this potential end to the shutdown? Fuck no, but I recognize there's complex factors around deciding when it best serves. My bigger concern is with the number of people who don't grasp that we're at a point where the only way to make change is to accept real pain and they don't seem ready.

SCREWED. FUCKED. FACISM.

Trickle down politics in play