Turns out hot pilates is quite hot

Practicing my Force powers

Iron Sheik waiting just inside the pearly gates with a steel chair

Going to see Carpenter Brut next month, cannae wait

This guy had the right fuckin idea

Fucking cursed ad on my reddit feed

What in the American is the yellow group in Connections today

Lol, I guess. Also: lmao

Quite an apt Gisnep quote today gisnep.com

Dipping my toe into Horus Heresy for the upcoming new edition, so I'm testing out an Iron Warriors testing scheme #warhammercommunity #horusheresy #ironwarriors

COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm. Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com thank you and good luck!

Fuck yeah

LFG

Black smoke: Pope has still to be chosen White smoke: new Pope has been chosen Green smoke: VX rockets have been neutralised, call off the thermite airstrike

Quick and simple random cyberpunk figure as a palate cleanser before cracking on with another kill team. Might make a good Necromunda mini one day #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #necromunda

Surely the only correct answer to 'could 100 men beat a gorilla' is "how the fuck would I know", if you're in a position to give a confident answer I want to know what your job is

In my little shop now. 15% OFF with the code MAY4 www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

Belisarius Cawl aka Big Metal Bastard #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #adeptusmechanicus

The UK's political and media class has spent years heaping sadism on trans people, and they want to do the same in Ireland next. Calls for civility and calm won't cut it. We need to fight them tooth and nail. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

an entire people is being deliberately starved to death

Gross little bug car thing #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #nurgle #deathguard

IT'S ANDOR DAY and if you haven't seen S1 of Andor it is a miraculous treaty on what makes someone rebel, and Andy Serkis will break your heart

House Escher Matriarch with the really big hair #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #necromunda

My dumbass dog wandered into my MIL's garden pond yesterday

Hexorcist - with a Keith Flint haircut like that, I had to paint it green #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity

Another servitor, with a glowy green gun (GGG) #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #killteam

Death world veteran popping a sassy hip #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #killteam

Another member of the Inquisitorial retinue with her fancy guns #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #killteam

Clan Escher Shivver for Necromunda. Bit of an intimidating model to paint but really fuckin cool #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #necromunda #houseescher

Another guy from the inquisitor kill team - gun servitor. #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #killteam

This headline makes it sound like they heard someone singing outside the capsule and got so freaked out they headed home

Inquisitorial Kill Team penal legionnaire - this guy looks like he could have come from an 80s Judge Dredd strip so painted him in bright colours to match #warhammercommunity #Warhammer40k #killteam #paintingwarhammer

This hurt like fuck but praising the Omnissiah requires us to transcend the frailties of the flesh #warhammer #warhammercommunity

The paperback of my comedian’s guide to autism is out today! I get about a message a day saying the book helped them understand their husband/wife/child/parent or even that they have recommended the book to their client/teaching establishment! I’d appreciate any shares! ❤️ 👉🏻 geni.us/pierrenovell...

Not done a giveaway in a while, so if anyone wants a 12x8 Severance print like/repost/follow and I'll pick a winner in a few days. If you don't want to risk not getting it you could simply buy a copy of course.

Is it just me, or is 4-across on the NYT mini crossword today bullshit

Watched Hellboy Crooked Man, makes me wish there were more low stake, tv movie style Hellboy movies

Good quote for the gisnep today

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Just got a parking charge cancelled and I'm fuckin buzzing. Shaking with power

Some Escher gang ladies #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #necromunda

Out of stock

Can't help but read it as 33p per 100 shits

Every time I watch Monday Night Raw I think of Ian Malcolm saying "uh, you are eventually planning on having, uh, wrestling? On your wrestling show?"

BREAKDOWN IN ALEXIA CONTAINMENT BREACH BREACH

Yuss, finally got to the episode in my X files rewatch with Giovanni Ribisi and Jack Black

COMPETITION TIME! One of the people who won one of my competitions is from Australia and kindly donated the calendar back to be won by someone else. So, to win just RT and follow. Winner picked tomorrow at 6pm. I’ll throw in a 2nd prize cat-glass print. My shop: www.infinitebacon.com Good luck!

Ah, nuts. I can’t sell this Batman sketch (it has a tiny dot of ink on the border) so RT and follow to win it. I’ll pick the winner tomorrow at 2pm. Good luck!

Top of Guy's tower for Xmas lunch

This cat is bullying me into scratching him behind his ears