Me in 1992 watching Independence Day it'd be really horrible if that happened. Me in 2025 watching Independence Day please please let this happen.

From the halls of Montezuma to the swamps of Florida. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

I just heard someone call someone who is consistently using AI a botlicker and I am dying.

Casual genocidal comments

To the people of San Ysidro. There is a warehouse near the border where people who have been kidnapped are being held if you see something say something. www.foxla.com/news/mom-abd...

In case you're looking for a possible motive for the Coeur d'Alene Idaho shooting a firefighters in an ambush.

Iran is taking the first step towards peace by returning the missiles sold to them by reagan and oliver north. www.axios.com/2025/06/23/i...

Describe 2025 with a picture.

I noticed during Trump's parade celebrating the military's 250 year history. They left out, that the foundation of that military started with throwing things at cops.

When they think no one is watching.

LA NG has been activated. www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...

Me watching the feud happen.🍿

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Ukraine penetrates Russia deep and hard pounding them all night to start pride month.

@lastweektonight.com My theory: John Oliver is what you get if you averaged every high school debate club captain's yearbook photo and then fast-forwarded 30 years.

Whoever took this photo deserves an award.

The president of the UAE posing with the girls that he brought in to "welcome" Donald Trump.

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your genitals. but alas...

This season of Andor hits too hard.

The Pope at Game 1 of the 2005 World Series. No wonder the White Sox swept the ‘Stros

The new gestapo is to be hired. 20,000 new DHS agents to be hired within the next 60 days. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

For a place that is just left to rust Alcatraz seems to bring in 60 million per year.

I assume the call of semper fidelis is sounding from the tun tavern right???

Nothing like being lectured on how the Constitution and law are the cornerstone of our nation by a multiple felon sex offender and someone actively disobeying the supreme Court and the Constitution. While perverting a holiday dedicated to the people. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

How to say you are preparing to enact martial law without saying you are preparing to enact martial law. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

If your authority as the president comes from the Constitution and the highest authority in the land on the constitution says you need to legally do something and you don't. You have willingly released the executive authority granted to you by the constitution. Then Trump is no longer the president

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

No longer a 60% chance of a recession predicted after today's trading it now is a certainty The only toss-up is will it happen Q2 or Q3. finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorga...

By the numbers.

The head of US cyber command coming at the direction of Laura loomer (far right conspiracy theorist and racist) who also had three members of the national security council fired for supposedly not being on board with the agenda Is a hell of a lot more frightening than these tariffs.

The real red wave.

"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably"

I shall no longer be referring to people as introverts or extroverts but as innies and outies.

Another psychic prediction from the @theonion.com from 2018.

Just noticed in the signal leak the clock by the timestamp information. Which means they set up auto delete. www.justice.gov/archives/jm/....

@govevers.wisconsin.gov There is enough evidence that Musk has committed several felonies in Wisconsin with his vote bribery scheme. He is supposed to be in the state on Sunday. For the sake of your state and the nation please see that he is arrested and prosecuted and his criminal assets seized.