Fuck me up the ass. My contract negotiations today and i have the worlds worst bug

Morale is low. I am in dire need of a Zara Larson summer STAT. Im talking Midnight Sun. Lush Life. NEVER FORGET YOU. I meed my ass in a bikini and some flip flops NEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I thought about water so by power of osmosis i drank some

Somebody tell my boyfriend idgaf about his skis rn i have 3 varients of the same shade of pink that are all slightly off from one another hut not enough of any one varient to actually make something

I hate that im sitting and crying in silence at events because *at one point* i did something worthwhile. Now i just have an 8k degree collecting dust on a shelf and a really, really shitty coffee while i disappoint my mother and rot in self loathing. Wtf was the point of it all, if this is all I do

All rise season 1 episode 6 just ripped my heart out and stomped it (emily and lukes love story mimicked my own to a t and now im sobbing)

There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy

My ife is a wildly swinging back and forth of purple rain and starman

I have made the personal decision to become a dinosaur. Rawr.

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

I got a sweet treat a nap AND a car ride i am THRIVING

I bring a sort of sleepy vibe to the function that big energy doesnt fw

I also need show recommendations haha

I just finished Hazbin Hotel and need to discuss

Im so over the whole once in a lifetime events every week thing

RIP 2025 2025-2025

Happy New Year, friends. It has obviously been a tough year and fittingly I am ending it with a headache. But I'm grateful for my internet communities and looking forward to 2026. Onward, and cheers 🥂

Happy new years!!!

I am so excited!!!!!!!

A date with my man AND a mweting with one of my new connections too!!

Shoutout to God fr, he just did his big one👐🏾👐🏾 Paid internship, new man, first gen graduate all wthin a week

Some Arctic warming ‘irreversible’ even if we cut atmospheric CO2 www.newscientist.com/article/2508...

Braised green beans, with tomatoes, onion, garlic, coriander, & salt. Finished with a little of my citrusy, homemade hot sauce & a couple dollops of labneh. Nice.

DC Public Library with a friendly reminder 📚

White people ask too many questions smh my head

The human condition is inherently designed to endure

Ma'am😭😭😭

I don't think they ever knew. I don't think people understand that america has money because of enslavement. Like our economy is enslavement, period.

Mhmmm. Cube💗

I need everyone and they momma to listen up‼️‼️‼️ Im always down for chips and dips. HOWEVER. Ya girls BROKE. Pls send dip recipes that are cheap and able to be made in a college dorms communal kitchen 😭😭 ya girl needs a fun lil dip to make it through midterms

i love crying in my shower. its so neat actually because you both get a shower and can pretend youre not crying in the shower cus youre in the shower except you are because you 110% are crying

Time for cymbals out sides his house at this point

You know Karoline is gonna be at the podium bright and early with her shiniest cross saying, “The democrat shut down is over and our hardworking federal employees can receive the money they deserve.” And then she’ll proceed to say democrat shut down fifty more times and the news will run the quotes

The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.

My 13th reason delivered straight to my inbox fr

AND DID.

I care is good but I fear All Night BODIED

I couldn’t pick one 😩

Id kill to have a pill form of all the joy I felt 6 days ago to take rn. Wtf was that vote😔

Zohran Mamdani, the 34-year-old democratic socialist, hasn't taken office yet. But he's already looking to "Trump-proof" New York City.

In books: Born in 1897 in Louisiana to a mother from a free Black community and a father born into slavery, Audley “Queen Mother” Moore bore witness to the dying breaths of Reconstruction in the South. Then she became a vital part of the Black liberation movement.

Lindsey Graham complains about having to work ‘on a Saturday’ while ‘beautiful outside’

The Idaho Medical Freedom Act, which makes it illegal to require almost anyone to take a vaccine, test or other “medical intervention,” comes amid a national measles outbreak larger than the U.S. has seen in decades. By @audreydutton.bsky.social

'To boost national productivity I booked a day off to be hungover' | ✍️ Phoebe Luckhurst

Schools are using AI to keep students safe from… AI. As chatbots enter classrooms, companies are selling software to monitor student conversations and flag signs of distress.

Starbucks’ union workers plan strike next week unless company agrees to a contract