I haven’t waited tables in almost a decade and I’m still having nightmares about people wanting to switch tables three times right before their food comes out while I’m in the weeds

I’ve always been too afraid to drive in California But I’ve driven in ATL, is it it the same? We’re talking 4 PM leaving SFO vs leaving ATL?

I was driving down a little 45 mph island road in Georgia A motorcycle cut the lane out of nowhere and I was teleported back to California for a second How do yall live like that?

What is it about talking to another parent that makes me use so many explanation points?!

I really love Alyssa Edwards

So I read this headline, “Parking passes at Georgia state parks increasing for first time in 16 years” and thought omg people are going outside more, how wonderful Nay nay It’s a price increase and apparently I’m an idealist at heart

I miss using the term fuck boy Yall remember when we all used to say that?

Love a good bidet

lawyers who are appointed to represent people in federal criminal cases (these are private practice lawyers who handle public defender overflow - about 40% of all cases) haven't been paid since july. we barely have a government right now.

I’m going to hell but I know her family is sick

It’s day 29 of the shutdown and SNAP is set to stop next week. Food banks are already being overwhelmed. If you can, please donate to your local food bank 🍽️ 💵Because food banks can purchase food at a discount, donating money goes further than donating food 📋If donating food, check for a wish list

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Solo

Watching Ma Don’t know what I expected But???

"Mamdani referred to a non-relative as his aunt" bro the president said he'd fuck his own daughter what are we doing here

Most people who use SNAP do so temporarily (often after losing a job, dealing with medical issues, or facing unexpected hardships) and need a little help while getting back on their feet.

A sex toy company I purchased from like five years ago sent an email saying they’re donating to a food bank and why When the girls peddling vibrators are doing better than the federal government <

Supergoop feels too good to be true

This was clearly a joke and yet people in the replies are rushing to “correct” her and make it clear that no black woman hurt him, he just thinks black people are less than lol

I cannot believe this mfs are STILL taking jabs at Obama The racism is just so, so deep for them This is nuts

Why the fuck is the Speaker of the House laughing about the President “trolling” people like that’s fucking normal or good? Mike Johnson, I hate you

Grady Hendrix (great work and I’ve also emailed with him and he’s very kind and funny!) and Percival Everett of course

Baby holy flavor aid had an art class this morning I fucked the footprint ghost up but he had a great time

I genuinely think this girl is more known for shitting her pants than this photo Good

I’m so happy District 1 in Georgia is getting a new rep Buddy Carter is so fucking worthless lol

Does Kevin Hart know he can say no to a commercial opportunity?

Have yall been on SNAP? I was when I just had my first son. Mind you, I was working a job that had “mandatory overtime” I worked so much 😅 But tbh, even if someone really was finessing the system idc. I’d rather pay for food than bombs and guns.

Is Johnson never planning on swearing this woman in? Like what are we doing here?

It annoys me when people say “they’re on SNAP but their hair and nails are done and they’ve got tattoos”. It’s extremely normal to do your own hair and buy press on nails, and tattoos literally last forever. What do tattoos someone got 10 years ago have to do with them needing to eat now

Baby holy flavor aid also had a culinary class for babies (no real cooking involved) and seeing toddlers in chef jackets and hats was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen My baby looks perpetually grumpy and his little grump face makes him look like a real chef

The new Bluesky icon is ugly

Whoop I voted and got two stickers and a bag of Cheetos cause I brought the baby with me lol

There's a particular kind of doomer on here who's like "and then SCOTUS will install him as president for a third term, and the military will back him up" as if that's the end of history. Friend, there's still an "and then" after that.

Finished my Lego Ice Planet 2002 ship and threw in an extra build for fun. Tired of ice crabs eating your penguin? Get the F.R.O.ST. Sabertooth today *Frontline Recon and Offensive Support Transport

If you're on SNAP you should know: Due to the shutdown Accrued SNAP benefits loaded onto your EBT card for previous months will NOT be available to use after this Friday, Oct 31 **States are urging recipients to use all available EBT benefits before this Friday**

Don’t rub your eyes, use eyedrops

To the surprise of no one, DHS trained criminals to be agents. One recruit at the ICE training facility in Brunswick, Georgia, the current DHS official said, had been charged with strong-arm robbery and battery over a domestic violence incident.

Mike Johnson is so tiny I know I’ve said this before but it takes me aback every time I see him standing near other adults

Baby holy flavor aid had his first music class today and omg there’s nothing cuter than a bunch of 0-2 year olds crawling around, throwing maracas, and popping bubbles

Yall put that battery in Newsom’s back because the 20 year olds on social media dunk on the US government and make AI photos and now this mf thinks he has a shot in 2028 Please God, no

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

One day the people of the USA will realise that collectivism is far better than individualism. I think you knew it back in the 40’s. Somehow you’ve bred that out thanks to capitalism. Which, let’s be clear, is an economic and not political system, regardless of what the capitalists tell (lie to) you

It’s giving the psychological torture seen in Black Mirror White Bear (S2E2) But I don’t feel bad at any point viewing the irl version

People in the YouTube comments are psychotic I want someone to check on some of these folks’ fellow house members wtf

Thank you, Chicago.

I just learned that Chris Hayes has always been a political commentator I genuinely thought he was a former MTV VJ who pivoted because he was passionate about America

Trump Streisand Effected the Reagan tariff quote