I’m gonna soak my seashells and then water my plants with the water and see what happens

#bluesky Love a beach day. Collected shells. No shark teeth :(

Someone please open the schools for adults. Cause the students who skipped school all the time are wreaking havoc on everyone else 🫩

I’m so used to my kids being in the car that when I went to fill up my gas, I put the back window down so they wouldn’t get hot They weren’t in the car 😅

Spotted

I get so jealous when other countries get rid of their authoritarian leaders But I’m happy for yall

Got a Hinge roster back All of the guys I’m talking to are actually cool 😭

we were right.

Amazon sucks so bad I cut Amazon out right after the election and I don’t miss it I was just an overspending consumer for years when I had prime

Not Georgia state patrol in a minivan

The Trump, Door Dash promo is…nuts

Some of y’all never got a approving nod from the record store clerk and it shows.

When I pick my toddler up, I rub his little back and he’s started rubbing my back too when I’m holding him 🥹

So Biden’s stutter came back and he mixed up some words and years and he had to go But Trump can threaten entire civilizations and depict himself as Jesus and his brain is good to go? No holes? No concerns?

Katy Perry sucks

Please keep my business off the skyline.

I like a man who has work boots and a bedtime

Apparently, there’s a new opioid drug stronger than fentanyl starting to pop off and Narcan isn’t effective for it Girl Who needs stronger than fent? Y’all do too much

What happened to the Adam’s apples? Where did they go?

NOBODY LIKES HIM

I just need y’all to know that the Savannah Bananas brought Bill Belichick out on the field during the game tonight and he got booed not once, but twice LMAOOOO

You have the people who are at Coachella, the people who are at the Masters, and the people who are wondering if they can afford groceries

The nice thing about $4 gas is all the jacked up truck ding dongs are getting bled dry.

Just choked on my sandwich. 😂 Isn't he brilliant? A Polish Crested Chicken.

A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.

Watching Family Feud and this man said “bury in a coal mine” for what men might say when they’re hanging out with a woman

It’s crazy how the press sucks JD Vance’s asshole and yet, no one likes him Who is a JD Vance fan?

I can’t believe Jimmy Page is still alive

So was the US always hated globally or is it just that Americans (me) are finally realizing it?

I feel like most black folks have an uncle or cousin with hella Eric Adams energy

People are like "unfortunately, Trump is very funny" and that's not true. He is not. The person who is terrible but unfortunately very very funny is Eric Adams

This orphaned orangutan school show on YouTube is so amazing 🥺 They learn and bond Some of the baby orangutans live with disabilities too and their little friends help them

I do not have a sweet tooth, but I do have a cheese tooth

Just seen on Hinge: Hometown: Venezuela Politics: Not Political Okaaaaaaay

Negotiating with JD Vance gives American Horror Season 3 purgatory vibes

…this is just a divorce mediation And it could be facilitated on zoom

Every major highway runs right over the major black neighborhoods. Every. One. Of. Them.

The next state of the union, he’s gonna invite that woman’s mom to the SOTU And then he’s gonna detail what happened when she got smashed with that hammer “…it must’ve been scary. So painful. Her last moments.” And you know he will really do that shit because he’s already done it

I asked myself "how do golf courses possibly afford property taxes" so I looked it up and came away convinced we could virtually eliminate the entire sport by simply removing several dumb tax loopholes

I genuinely think Trump is into snuff films That mf is WEIRD

Wow I should’ve known that when I could accidentally stumble upon snuff videos at the age 12, that one day, the president of the United States would post an uncensored murder video to his social media page

Whenever you slut shame a woman Just know there’s a former (or current) slut reading it and wondering why they’re being dragged into it

In ten years, Melanie (intentional) is going to come out with some sob story We do not have to feel bad for her (And we also don’t need to slut shame her)

I’m a type-A girl living in a type-B world

There is no McTry.

The Israeli government disgusts me

Bought the Artemis II Lego set ”for my kid.” This thing is stunning.

My friend invited me to see The Drama I went into it blind, didn’t watch previews What the fuck did I just watch

Watching the first episode of the season 5 and The Boys and Fuck dude