holy flavor aid
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I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to hell
Attending an elementary school performance with a one year old is my AHS S3 version of hell And I experienced it today
about 8 hours ago
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It’s insane watching someone I knew as an eight year old turn 21 What do you mean I’m ancient???
about 11 hours ago
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I can’t find my baby’s white noise machine speaker and all that I can think is that he’s never gonna sleep again until I locate it
about 11 hours ago
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Labubus are gonna kill the planet
1 day ago
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I have a theory that many people think they’re alcoholics but the reality is that they’re just surrounded by assholes and coping
1 day ago
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(yt) southern culture is CAMP seersucker suits? dressing your babies like elves? the absolutely hideous printed dresses that cost $350? the massive crosses everywhere? And they’re all dead ass girl, it’s drag.
1 day ago
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“transgender for everybody”
2 days ago
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Girl What the hell is this Is this pre-recorded?
2 days ago
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I know the Cherokee are losing their shit over the Lumbee recognition
2 days ago
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Erika Kirk has the same birthday as my rapist and my abusive step father I’m just sayin…puzzle pieces
3 days ago
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When people say, “You know my heart…you know me” I do not I have no idea what you’re talking about I know what your actions show
3 days ago
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Yall some parents are just haters Your biggest haters at that
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Mueller, She Wrote
3 days ago
WHO AMONG US hasn't sat down 11 times with a journalist and a tape recorder only to be shocked that they'd publish stuff we talked about?
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Erika Kirk needs to put the cryangle down Additionally “Jew hate is brain rot” is…an absolutely insane thing to say
3 days ago
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At a spa waiting for my massage Thought I was getting juice Turned out to be a mimosa that I took a massive gulp of after being sober for two weeks 😅 Now I feel lightheaded
3 days ago
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everyone has a bowling story
3 days ago
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A mass shooting at the beach has always been high up on my list of fears and it’s a frequent recurring nightmare of mine Hate this for them
5 days ago
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Got my son a balance board for his birthday and I’ve been using it so much Highly recommend
5 days ago
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I’ve done a bunch of homemade cooking today and I’m in a flow Girl…I’m gonna attempt homemade pasta tonight
6 days ago
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We successfully made homemade marshmallows yall And yes. It does appear that a little finger checked it out to see if it set properly
6 days ago
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woke is coming back bitches
7 days ago
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The county PD withdrew participation from the SWAT team because the county sheriff allowed someone to use the Bear-Cat in a private wedding ??? I’ve read three different articles about this story and it still doesn’t make sense to me
7 days ago
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I’m making homemade cookies and homemade marshmallows tonight for my kid’s birthday tomorrow My one year old projectile vomited on me three times today I also delivered 6 sacks of gifts to the kids I advocate for I don’t wanna do anything else but lay in bed
7 days ago
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open
8 days ago
Now on Disney+
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It’s insane that this MacBook costs all this money and I can’t put a disc in it Bitch this doesn’t even have a usb port? I’m just now looking closely at it and I’m gagged
8 days ago
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Give it ten years. Landline phones, cable, and actual Black Friday sales will be back like they never left
8 days ago
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We got a nanny and I have ten free hours a week Ten! To do whatever I want!
8 days ago
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Level 9k in candy crush
9 days ago
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I swear sometimes I want to tell the attorneys I know that they’re getting jaded but they’d probably take it as a compliment
9 days ago
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Why does Webex need an AI assistant
9 days ago
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on the hunt for toddler raves in my area
10 days ago
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The. Funk. Hell no
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11 days ago
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My baby was watching Sesame Street Somehow, he literally switched Netflix accounts to my account and then started playing the Diddy documentary I’m gagged rn lmao
11 days ago
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Where do you even buy some weird shit like that? Kink shop?
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11 days ago
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Why are there so many cheese flavored chips?
11 days ago
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Panettone Pariah
11 days ago
I just need to know you’re going to support no matter what.
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Kayla B
11 days ago
For people who can "afford" to pay the increased ACA premiums they'll have all their discretionary income locked up in health insurance. That means no more trips, no moving, no concerts, no eating out etc. It's bad for the whole economy.
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James Vincent
12 days ago
it's also such a perfect gesture to symbolize resignation, "i'm out," etc, I bet it gets adopted by humans. kids miming taking their headset off when particularly exasperated, occasionally falling over for extra emphasis
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??? Don’t these people live in the same world we do? The world they’re polluting?
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11 days ago
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
13 days ago
It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
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Kail Lowry’s attorney stays EATING Mama hasn’t seen the inside of a custody court she doesn’t like
14 days ago
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Low Quality Facts
14 days ago
Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.
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I ran over a bucket of mayonnaise this morning and it got wedged under my car and I had to fight to get it out There’s a metaphor in there somewhere
14 days ago
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️🌈
15 days ago
oh i didn't know she did it while he was there. thas so much better. side-note: halle berry was going to play a trans man in a movie but when trans ppl asked her not too she went off and did some research and then turned the role down.
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time for the misery diet
15 days ago
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15 days ago
Somebody lurking in your media right now
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Max Berger
15 days ago
American fascism is hilarious; it’s politics as aesthetics, but the aesthetics are ass.
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Eddie van helsing
16 days ago
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Pwnallthethings
15 days ago
🌲 Welcome to bluesky unwrapped 🌲 Congratulations! You made it through another year. Let's see how you did This year: 8264 people tried to explain one of your own posts to you Your posting age is 38
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I’m so excited to talk to my therapist today I have to catch her up on like five years worth of events that have happened in the past two weeks
15 days ago
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