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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude

bought my baby a dj table for Christmas

Are yall doing resolutions?

Casually arguing with bots when triggered Shhhhh

glad i never had to vote for bill clinton so i can remain morally superior

Morning.

Christmas Vacation 😭

I filled up three trash bags with clothes to donate I’ve gotta stop dressing like I’m in college yall

Omg yall are so ignorant to how many people have been trafficked (in general) and “just release the names yourselves” is…incredibly fucked up “I don’t care what was released” I hate all of you lmao

I hate that people are downplaying how serious the Clinton photos are They are problematic and shouldn’t be glossed over

They totally threw Bill Clinton under the bus with photos of him being inappropriate with teenagers in the files. I'm a big fan of him being thrown under the bus I just think we all know there's a whole more folks who can fit under that bus.

I know Elise Stefanik feels like a dumb bitch As she should

Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭

DOJ broke the law today by refusing to produce all the Epstein files. It also broke the law by redacting information other than to protect victims. Yet, the corporate media is acting that DOJ did us a huge favor. Now, more than ever, help build independent, pro-democracy media. hubs.ly/Q03CbHTt0

Haven’t they been redacting these files for the past eleven months? This is the best they could do? Damn powerful DC men have some pull (I’m being facetious)

LOL THE SEARCH FUNCTION WORKS GREAT!

the girl of your dreams, to me, is a fan

Attending an elementary school performance with a one year old is my AHS S3 version of hell And I experienced it today

It’s insane watching someone I knew as an eight year old turn 21 What do you mean I’m ancient???

I can’t find my baby’s white noise machine speaker and all that I can think is that he’s never gonna sleep again until I locate it

Labubus are gonna kill the planet

I have a theory that many people think they’re alcoholics but the reality is that they’re just surrounded by assholes and coping

(yt) southern culture is CAMP seersucker suits? dressing your babies like elves? the absolutely hideous printed dresses that cost $350? the massive crosses everywhere? And they’re all dead ass girl, it’s drag.

“transgender for everybody”

Girl What the hell is this Is this pre-recorded?

I know the Cherokee are losing their shit over the Lumbee recognition

Erika Kirk has the same birthday as my rapist and my abusive step father I’m just sayin…puzzle pieces

When people say, “You know my heart…you know me” I do not I have no idea what you’re talking about I know what your actions show

Yall some parents are just haters Your biggest haters at that

WHO AMONG US hasn't sat down 11 times with a journalist and a tape recorder only to be shocked that they'd publish stuff we talked about?

Erika Kirk needs to put the cryangle down Additionally “Jew hate is brain rot” is…an absolutely insane thing to say

At a spa waiting for my massage Thought I was getting juice Turned out to be a mimosa that I took a massive gulp of after being sober for two weeks 😅 Now I feel lightheaded

everyone has a bowling story

A mass shooting at the beach has always been high up on my list of fears and it’s a frequent recurring nightmare of mine Hate this for them

Got my son a balance board for his birthday and I’ve been using it so much Highly recommend

I’ve done a bunch of homemade cooking today and I’m in a flow Girl…I’m gonna attempt homemade pasta tonight

We successfully made homemade marshmallows yall And yes. It does appear that a little finger checked it out to see if it set properly

woke is coming back bitches

The county PD withdrew participation from the SWAT team because the county sheriff allowed someone to use the Bear-Cat in a private wedding ??? I’ve read three different articles about this story and it still doesn’t make sense to me

I’m making homemade cookies and homemade marshmallows tonight for my kid’s birthday tomorrow My one year old projectile vomited on me three times today I also delivered 6 sacks of gifts to the kids I advocate for I don’t wanna do anything else but lay in bed

Now on Disney+

It’s insane that this MacBook costs all this money and I can’t put a disc in it Bitch this doesn’t even have a usb port? I’m just now looking closely at it and I’m gagged

Give it ten years. Landline phones, cable, and actual Black Friday sales will be back like they never left

We got a nanny and I have ten free hours a week Ten! To do whatever I want!

Level 9k in candy crush

I swear sometimes I want to tell the attorneys I know that they’re getting jaded but they’d probably take it as a compliment

Why does Webex need an AI assistant