Caller ID isn't enough for me any longer. I need to know why you’re calling

i fix one bug and ten more appear. who’s the real 10x engineer now

romeo and juliet, but as a musical with a score by js bach family fugue

twenty years ago spam was a bad thing that the DOE issued bulletins about & built countermeasures against. now the bulk of human software engineering capital is oriented towards producing more of it faster.

Hey streamer pals, go to viewer rewards on your creator dashboard and turn off this stupid AI company collaboration

saw an ad in #trackmania that said “do you like minis or shorts?” and i thought of the clothing before realizing it was about short maps lol

this is how my first attempt at all 25 #trackmania fall 2025 tracks went; in the *edited* screenshot you can see i got all but one bronze medal. i of course had to gold the first 20 tracks to unlock the last 5, so that’s what the second screenshot is

my parents are out of town so you know what that means heehehehhe i am driving over and stealing tomatoes from their little garden and then texting them about it

"H-hey! I'm not done singing yet..!" ✦ #vocaloid ✦ #初音ミク ✦

just canceled my pc game pass subscription. with fh6 coming soon hopefully fh5 goes on sale before the end of october lol #gamepass #fh5 #fh6

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

you have a mild critique of the hit film “unnecessary sequel 7” ??? how dare you!!!! everyone loves that movie!! i am interpreting this as a personal attack and i hate you now

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

HUNTRIX

me when my team is the worst in the league:

if you need a vegan alternative to 0xDEADBEEF, look no further than 0xCABBA6E5

“she would fix me” … no instead say “i would fix myself for her”

what if his name was dr strangle instead just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Im*o

i’m flipping the script on all the “wife bad” jokes. the new phrase is “the ol’ balls n chain”, referring to the husband of course

Drew a snow miku!! I had so much fun with this!!☺️❄️

It came to me in a dream that the source of all minion memes is Omaha, Nebraska

almost died to a cardboard tube just now ama

i was tryna install gnome on a server at work and now my work laptop doesn’t wanna display to any external monitor xkcd [dot] com [slash] 349

social engineering isn’t real. engineers don’t socialize

Chainsaw Woman

I will always love a saxophone solo in a song

the problem with most of the sonic racing games is that there's a whole roster of characters but one of them is shadow the hedgehog and there's not really any reason to play anyone besides shadow the hedgehog. crossworlds has solved this by adding miku

where have you been all my life steam link

me when i am driving around the city i’ve lived in my whole life:

i love f1 because every time “smooth operator” comes on the radio i think of carlos sainz

a single woman marching in a group call that miss in formation

i’m gonna start calling people who depend on genai “airheads”

oh yeah i forgot … it was still loading when i got back

when they gonna invent trinoculars

i hope outlook has finally loaded this email by the time i’m back from lunch

he said/she said around in circles we go nobody looking inside and asking i said?

becoming a conspiracy theorist but only for the belief that bizarre windows issues like "all audio stops working except the sound effect when you adjust the volume slider" are a scam to get you to restart your computer and inadvertently trigger a windows update

Just heard a podcast say the only constant in Hollywood is change, but actually ray-tracing methods for CGI use π and e. Wish they'd clarified that.

so about the recent fortnite collab leak: take my money take my money take my money take my money take my money take m

if you can drive a hard bargain you can also drive a car

found a cool blue rock in the park, but when i tapped it, it turned purple! link in park

Royal Match is seriously mistargeting their ads. Why would I want to save the king? Let the king drown

Are understand and floor synonymous?

“link in bio” this, “link in profile” that. what about link in poast? link in reply? better yet? go touch grass! link in park

i think we should instead bully the people whose phones are full or almost full battery in screenshots

world update expound is now spelled x£

in the era of W’s and L’s, only one L is better than it’s corresponding W i am of course referring to linux

i was listening to the new rezz album and got very confused when “open your eye” played. apparently it was still in my manual spotify queue from yesterday lol

In my experience, courage is usually the product of love and/or solidarity. When we are deeply invested in each other, we are more likely to take risks that we wouldn't take out of mere principle, or for the sake of people we feel disconnected from. Our alienation mass produces cowardice.

Trying to live my life so people are genuinely sad if I die, and not merely in a "well, this will only beget more violence" kind of way