Ska-themed professional massage. *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *press press* *press press* *press press* *press press* *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze* *press press* *press press*

Why quibble over words, when you can wiggle with the worms?

my invisible disability is visible for those with eyes to see

“Oh, actually, acclaimed rapper bbno$, I’m not that hungry, I just ate not that long ago. Also I’m not a boy, please don’t call me that. Anyways can I have a dollar? I know you said you have no money I jus-” * gets tackled by security *

every time one of my instagram mutuals buys a labubu an angel loses its wings

DO NOT DO THIS sitting down in the middle of a riot (or protest) is fucking dangerous if the cops are using their less-lethal correctly, then your head is now where body shots should be you are at risk of being trampled to death by the crowd you are at risk of being trampled to death by a horse

oh you're having a chicken bake? should we tell everyone? should we have a party? should we invite the Costco guys???

>bank account is overdrawn >this is my bbno$ cosplay

i asked for femboy scent and they gave me fuckboy !! what the hell,,,,,:(

i don't need a posture correcting bra bc i straighten my back every time i see an ad for one

if bbno$ has zero non-binary fans, i am DEAD.

the bazaar is just balatro for magic players send tweet

your network is your NET WORTH >become transgender

it's literally just mowing wildin out today

“Is it a business or a hobby? A hobby or a business?” - @cheekface.bsky.social, ‘Emotional Rent Control’

daily affirmation: bitches love my mustache

lacinato would be a beautiful name for a boy

Dude, cocks by Cloldplay is such a good song what the hell

what u know ab abrasive psychic auras mijo

i can't keep doing this (eating an entire package of chips ahoy in 3 days)

if u hate tramp stamps u are lame and also don't know how to have fun

if he ghosts u, just make a tulpa that looks like him but is better. Likfe Hack

if u ask me how i am and i don't respond in a reasonable amount of time i am not sorry u should be able to tell based on the state of my instagram story posts

Pisces season is just pregame Aries season

million dollar baby no money

MORE scream of consciousness posting less being afraid of being seen

i finally did my taxes can i get a hell yeag

happy birthday 2 all women

i'm easily romanticizable it's true

i might even say this is the only situation where the sequel is actually better than the original

has there ever been a good movie sequel besides high school musical 2

well!

the trumpet intro sample in hips don't lie is like a sleeper agent activation phrase 2 me

im well-versed in sweet potatoes, call me polyYAMorous

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure (work) and desperate to escape into the wilderness (the comfort of my bed)

like is this a normal 20s experience. feeling like a kid who needs to be directed where to go and cant do things without approval from some sort of authority. ugh mitski was right i Was so young when i behaved 25 and now i really have grown into a tall child

evil buddha comes to me in my dreams

dae say bae in 2025

did u guys know that i have like . rlly cool hair

if u have my spotify u can basically split open my heart like a pomegranate and inspect the seeds one by one and they'll mostly be songs by fiona apple

Presenting: Chandra Carpenter 🔥 & Serra Lavigne ✨ your Planeswalker Popstar Princesses 👑 With @mythicmikaela.bsky.social #planeswalkers #mtgcommunity #cosplaymashup #sabrinacarpenter #avrillavigne #popstar #heartcutout #mcchicago

eyeball? you bet your ass i do

why the fuck would anyone ever listen to rockefeller street regular style

when god wrote the bible he said "drunk kitty can eat me btw" -Zorinthians 420:69

Daily bunny no.2862 finds a few felines