At the risk of ignoring something incredibly obvious, has anyone in superhero comics ever done a character that could reasonably be described as "gay guy Catwoman"?

The thing that gets me about "playersexual" romances in a lot of games is that being gay is different from being straight and this is, for loads of understandable reasons, not reflected within the game.

The new Assorted Crisis Events (probably the best mainstream comic being published stateside) opens with the fourth wall break from Morrison Animal Man only to set up the fourth wall break from the Ultra Comics issue of The Multiversity.

When I realized what the final needledrop in The Bone Temple was gonna be I damn near did a backflip. That was awesome.

Ronnie Raymond will always be one of my favorite DC C-listers because his name sounds the most like someone who played in the ABA.

If you say nothing happens in the Sophie Campbell Supergirl book I'm beating you with hammers.

*looking at a picture of The Thing* Jesus Christ.

Sue, on the other hand, I have no grievances toward. I mean... she is certainly modern. Perhaps too modern. Many of her type are. But you can, uh, engage with her in a certain fashion. Why is it that the girls don't swear, Bob? Because a man, when he swears, people can't tolerate a girl who is a—.

I must say, though, he is nothing compared to... what's his name? I won't call him by that asinine—. Yes. Johnny. Johnny "Storm". Just absolutely lacking in character or, or, complexity required. Pluperfect asshole. The way he conducts himself... Do we know if he voted for Kennedy in '60?

I met Reed, you know. It must have been... '62. We were both guests for Jack Paar and the bastard thought he could show me up by talking about his fight with Galactus or something or other. That's always the case with those types. Would they have courage, boldness, guts without their abilities? No.

Keeping up with X-books right now seems like a chore in and of itself but I cannot fathom also keeping up with "infinity comics" exclusive to Marvel Unlimited.

Lot of problems with Millar's Ultimates, but an underdiscussed one is that the art is awful

I agree with damn near any criticism of the DSA from its left I just wish most of the people making those critiques were able to offer an alternative other than "the DSA but smaller"

Liking Dispatch so far. Hilarious to make such a mechanically satisfying management game and then wrap it in a 6/10 visual novel.

Idle thoughts but I find a lot of the criticisms of OBAA's handling of Perfidia's sexuality to be very strange. All her scenes with Lockjaw read to me as sexual assault rather than genuine expression of her sexual desires.

Suck my dick from the back Bruce

Orphan Annie: Hardcore conservative, pro-Business Plot Popeye: Lifelong Democrat aligned with the party's labor wing Dick Tracy: Thomas Dewey Republican The Shadow: Conservative but internationalist. FDR voter thru 44 Dagwood Bumstead: Largely apolitical, votes for whomever his wife tells him to.

kevin!!!!!!!!

It's not like the Heat's outlook is "good," exactly, but I take some solace in the fact that the Bucks traded for Damian Lillard entirely to spite Pat Riley and it annihilated the franchise.

Please, lefties, no more proud troop candidates.

Alright that's game. This guy can kick rocks.

The rainbow comes out over Gay City to bless the Seattle Mariners

Knew it

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD

I wish we lived in a society where someone would ask him how he reconciled these views with the fact that he worked as a contractor for Blackwater for 6 months.

Me reading Zdarsky's Captain America

I hate Andrea Suarez so much. She's starting to spread her bullshit up in Lake City and I can't wait to show her we don't want her here.

JORGE POLANCO BABY

Gonna be the killjoy here and say can we please get fucking serious for a moment.

Leonardo Da Vinci's page on the Marvel wiki is similarly hilarious

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Me when I cancel the highest selling spider man and wolverine titles because I’m bored

In terms of position in the sales charts, this is the highest performing Red Hood story ever, as under the red hood debuted at 22

Choe?! Choe is fucking talking to Trump?! Christ this guy

Getting several rounds of hot lead pumped into me while getting a Pub Sub

I have yet to hear a single good argument for why private schools should exist.

Bismack Biyombo wins the award for sounding the most like a secret identity. Stromile Swift was a close second.

We must unleash a total and unrelenting terror upon Florida State University. Nothing less than a total Year Zero for Tallahassee.

I love being ranked this high but literally our entire remaining schedule is trap games against teams who have no business beating us on paper, which is Miami's favorite kind of game to lose.

Did Ben forget he's Jewish again?

Florida State just ran one of the dumber trick plays ive ever seen

Go for the kill Mario. No mercy. Tallahassee must be destroyed.

Is this a safe space to admit that I don't really "get" Fantomex?

Watching all the people I grew up with just totally eat shit on their whole political project has been one of the greater sources of satisfaction for me since January.

I see that this whole "taking everything as literally as possible" thing is a consistent problem for you. What do you think "Fourth Worldism" is?

This, for better and worse, is more or less what people are talking about when they talk about Golden Age Superman's working class politics. The superhero as a figure comes out of the New Deal first and foremost.

RIP to a legend

Absolutely should let him do this one. Hosting international sporting events is almost always terrible for the local economy. Let Oklahoma City or Austin figure that out themselves.

God you people are useless!! Do you want to change the world or do you want to make it 2014 again?