oh shit it’s Monday again

do y’all think the divorced dads in my neighborhood do the worst regarding fireworks or is it an equal distribution betwixt the divorcees and the still marrieds

corvette dads going bop boom pap pop

apparently the dads in my neighborhood had a lot of leftovers bcuz it’s pop pop boom time

they doing Garfield & Friends Screens dirty rn smh

oh no did we break it again

tote bag from 2018 I still regret not purchasing

Every pheasant runs like it's frantically saying "shit shit shit" to itself.

logging on

Beau enjoying the porch before it gets too hot and I have to bring him inside

clocked by a smol bun

apropos of nothing at all

tfw you think you’re preventing your cat son from eating a dust bunny and then on the way to trash can you smoosh it and is actually a large bug

lightning bugs in the yard tonight

corvette dad at it again this morning

love to freak men out in my yard honestly one of my most favorite pastimes

bitch what

bee on the motherwort ☺️🐝

tfw as a person with a uterus, you sneeze kinda hard and then, voila! a deluge

new Tierra Whack mixtape is 🤌🤌🤌

just got a bizarre voicemail from a scammer pretending to be FedEx, unable to deliver a package - to my ex husband like whyyyyy y’all gotta bring the old life into this damn

it’s me

mental health check how’s everybody’s baseline anxiety today

logging on

side / third spider question part: shouldn’t the spider be afraid of me because I am exponentially infinitely bigger

I was more freaked out that I had gone about my business for at least a good 4 to 5 minutes before this. And it was large (I grew up in Texas so I know about big entomology) therefore I screamed loudly and this spider started walking up my arm toward my screaming face. what do it mean?? (2/2)

Question about a spider in two parts: so last year early fall just around dusk I inadvertently somehow picked up one of the orb weavers that occasionally fancy our yard. didn’t notice until I sat down on the couch and saw he/she on the sleeve of my sweatshirt (1/2)

Greetings from the absolute boy

HIMOCATS in Mexico City! 😻🇲🇽

I like mustard

logging on

Beau being perfect on his summer donut

oh look it’s that day again the one before tomorrow

anytime I audibly toot while using the Merlin app I have to save it

which reminds me: LOST SWEATER LOCATED HECK YISSSS

cleaning my room and just found like 5 whole lipsticks I’d completely forgotten

y’all i just saw a chipmunk, Kevin is back!

the robins are also v talkative right now

just went out in the yard to do some earthworm casting fertilization and came upon smol momma bun + tiny nuggetini so my heart is full

I was bitten by mosquitos in the yard yesterday and boy let me tell you I AM PISSED OFF

tbh one of the most beautiful wallets I’ve ever seen, check out this leatherwork 🌈🌈🌈

how TFF is it June already fucque

oh hey

just spilled birb seed all over when filling up the feeder I thought I had it on level footing but it tipped at about 2/3 full. a win for the ground foragers?

Hacks finale wrecked me 😭😭

corvette dad is out early this morning. bro some of us are simply trying to drink our coffee brain juice on the porch and look at birds

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, pumpkin leaf, pumpkin blossom, squash, hibiscus, and rose

it's fine if ur heart feels like a rotting apple in ur chest