@empireofoats.bsky.social hi!!! I’m so happy to reconnect with you here! 🥰

just wow

a very Iris van Herpen bird

two cats in the bed I have been blessed this evening

SCREAMING

last night I learned a very important lesson about eating sushi in the dark while watching a film, which is: maybe don’t do that or you might end up accidentally ingesting an entire dollop of wasabi resulting in a deluge of eye watering and setting yr nasal passages on literal fire

does anyone else’s cat(s) groom them as a form of meal-trolling

dad pelotons out in force today

just found out this plant in my yard is called a ‘mountain witch alder’ and I love her

Nite friends. May your sleep be as peaceful as Kayla's. Love & hugs 💤💙💤

fuck this shit allllll the way up

oh my lord and stars, the peonies my mom transplanted in our yard have blooms on them

salutations from my bed I am refusing to exit until the outside temperature becomes extremely less offensive than it currently is

my Meyers Briggs type is two chubby raccoons giving each other a bath and kisses

I need to figure out how to make a bot that will do this for me

hello greetings reporting to you live this afternoon from my freshly mulched backyard and let me tell you, it smells like poöp like a lot of pöops

does anyone remember the Gov’t Open Yet? account on the old site? somebody needs to make a Strait Open Yet? account and every 5-10 mins post “no, go back to bed bitch.”

A wild bean appears

oh ffs

oh did it break again

anybody else out here take vyvanse for adhd and the pharmacy REGULARLY TRY TO FUCK YR SHIT UP

stupid beautiful purple (and blue?!) wild hyacinth in the yard SMELLS INSANE

sea otter baby boy

every spring I get so much pleasure hearing the various birdsongs return to our yard. this year I am especially enamored with the white throated sparrows lilting whistles

listen I may or may not be experiencing perimenopause - - so fuck everything and also is it worth it so do hormone replacement ther

ran the disposal easier and dirt / mulch lookin shit burbled up from the other sink, grateful for plumbers willing to come out on Friday evening

Beanie is trolling me for lunch (not supposed to happen until 2) and she just pulled my glasses off my face

yesterday was the first time in prbly 4 years that I did not get anxiety sweats on the way to or at the art fair and I love this for me

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

when the vet texts you a photo of your son zonked out his mind

what’s wrong w this app today

dinner was great and the show was a very special experience, hoping to bank this positive outcome in my brain so maybe the next time don’t have to feel as hard

struggling to not hate on myself for the reflexive anxiety I feel about leaving my house to meet a friend for dinner & music show like I knew 2020-22 broke me but the intensity of my CNS’ resistance to going out is so much sometimes

hyacinths popped

you know how they say you only have one set of teeth when it’s actually 2, well you literally only have one butthole so behave accordingly

Hi! Im still unable to get back to work. I can barely get out of bed half the time. Im trying to stay ahead of bills while I'm incapacitated. I haven't been able to get meds for a month but it can wait I think. Please boost 🖤🖤🖤

my biological dad gave me this insecure attachment style, so in that way it’s like he never left

bitches

watched Beaches at a tender age and it resulted in me being too soft for this fucking bitch of a world

the bats are out tonight BLESS ✨🦇

Beau energy @hauntingly.online

more like alice in blunderland (bitch made a lotta mistakes)

guys I don’t know that drafts is a good idea for me

why I always choose eye makeup that makes me look as if I lowkey have pink-eye

Beanie’s beans, you’re welcome

TAKE ME OUT FLANNERY

I just had to delete so much shit from my phone for this new iOS update and you know what, worth it for the motherfuckin orca emoji 😤😤

sassiest parsley

I have to put on leather pants to feel more grownup right now