if you’re not into scary movies don’t let anyone try to tell you Weapons isn’t scary 😂 if that ain’t horror idk what is i am traumatized!!!!!

banana cream matcha from cà phê is the best drink i’ve ever had in my life. i finished mine and ordered a second one.

makin my way downtown, walkin fast

my friend terence is an Ally

i am begging pedestrians to stop standing in marked crosswalks with the intention of crossing and then waving cars on when they stop. please. pleeeeease.

i’ve been seeing my therapist 2x a week for the past 2.5 years and some issues between us led to me ending treatment yesterday and it’s affecting me wayyy harder than i thought it would. it feels like a breakup. if anyone in pdx loves their therapist, please let me know.

the Dame news hyped me up such that i went way too hard at the gym and will be trust falling into the toilet tomorrow

WE LIFT YOUR NAME ON HIGH

i don’t like this name. it’s insensitive to people like me who were Fired for stealing computer monitors from their work

The following teams MUST change their names: The Trail Blazers (colonialism), The Timbers (ecological devastation), The OSU Beavers (same), The UO Ducks (Disney) The Thorns (Bret Michaels), The PSU Vikings (pillaging etc),The UP Pilots (9/11), The Pickles (alcoholism), The Hillsboro Hops (same.)

@pwhlsirens.bsky.social signing a player whose morals are such that they liked this post is a fucking wild choice

there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

Go Blazers

the feeling i had the day we fired neil olshey… this is the opposite of that feeling

the costco food court turkey sandwich is back. i can finally be happy again

navarre continues to be one of my favorite restaurants in portland

this is the most insane thing i have ever read in my 34 years of life

i agree with dr gooch gobbler

“That wasn’t on my bingo card” babe we’re in the Hunger Games

hahahah fucking nuts that it’s controversial to have the opinion that adults should never physically harm children :) i love it here :) lots of very normal adults with the opposite opinion :) :) :)

at the great wolf lodge. we are so back!!!

there are few creature comforts on earth i enjoy more than watching twilight as i fall asleep

just had an extremely cool encounter with a RAVEN on broadway right by spielman’s. i’ve never seen one in the city before. it let me get so close to it before it flew away. i think it’s good luck.

water is wet

i love working for a very honorable nonprofit but fucking christ i hate our accounting software so much. @blackbaud.bsky.social u better sleep with one eye open and if u keep taking away desktop version so help me god

Red onions are purple

i love saying “the blazers are going to win the championship” bc people either think i am joking (i’m not) or sincerely serious (i’m not) and only you fine people of blazers bluesky get it. the blazers ARE going to win the championship.

i just stopped my partner dead in her tracks by telling her there used to be an american apparel store on the UO campus when i was in college. what a time.

did not have “leaving the hospital in my back brace only to come upon an apartment fire before the FD got there and running inside to get people out” on my bingo card today. like straight up a guy fast asleep in a room with blackout curtains. adrenaline is an even more insane drug than dilaudid

eating hospital food on moda’s dime like it’s my last meal

it’s fine to not be able to sleep at all before surgery right? like i can be surgeried on 0 sleep. maybe they can skip the anesthesia

i’m preparing for my second spine surgery in 18 days tomorrow and i can say with 100% certainty the thing i am most looking forward to is going out to eat in A Restaurant

i can’t believe i ever spent a single second being a burgerville hater

needed a place to yap occasionally so here i am.