So we call ICE “law enforcement” because…why?

This is correct.

No fear! #CompeteEverywhere

Or a cellmate.

Probably because it would take work to get it done and you couldn’t have cosplay Kristi on a ride along. It’s a lot more fun to terrorize than it is to do actual work. Also, your camo and masks won’t protect you from the oligarch network.

I guess they’re keeping their bone saws at home as a preventative measure?

Correct.

I don’t get why it is when girls are the victims and rich men are the perpetrators we can’t just act with Justice.

Queen of obvious says “Oh, Trump raped 15 year olds.”

Question: Does ICE inquire about whether or not a rounded up immigrant has an H1B visa? Because apparently the H1B visa is the golden ticket.

AGREE! It’s a Lucy Football situation.

I do and I don’t want to watch…

There’s a guy I’d like you to talk to…

Do people still make mixed tapes? Because I would love a mixed tape of Nosferatu Goebbels shouting at interviewers.

I thought there was a Tariff Shelf? We could just go there and get the munnies?

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

It’s great that the dems swept the night. Let’s celebrate tonight!! But let’s also remember that the P2025 people do not respect democracy. We must stand up for our family, neighbors, and friends, in frog suits, with poster and mockery, building coalitions—those of us who can must do this job.

The P2025 people are now on notice. We have to be ready to fight. By fight I mean don our frog suits and mock. By fight I mean organize. By fight I mean buy whistles and use them to alert our neighbors. By fight I mean resist oppression. By fight I mean support neighbors and friends.

Penn Supreme Court!

Woot New Jersey!!!

Woot Virginia!!!

You guys, the line for Prop 50 is BLOCKS LONG. CA please don’t let me down.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Also dementia.

Love our gov @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Anybody else skeptical about why we didn’t get a South Park last night?

This is correct.

The artists and the bards tell us the truth.

@budzinski.house.gov thanks for the very clear explanation of just how stupid, destructive, and anti-American this bill is.

Me too.

Got this in the mail today, along with a “no postage necessary” envelope. What should I put in the envelope?

I a little bit feel like a reset would work. Like a little tiny BOOP. Tiny touch on the nose. Maybe during a press conference. BOOP! We do due process here! I don’t really think that would work but I would pay money to give him a tiny BOOP while saying BOOP on camera. BOOP!

🎵What do you do with a broken Melon…🎵 Can we send him back to South Africa?

You guys. I feel like finally we are fighting. Thank you @booker.senate.gov and Susan Crawford.

Too bad Melon didn’t campaign in Florida.

Yup. I worked in three bars in college. (Learned so much of what I needed to know there 😂)

Correct assessment.

This is correct.

Love medidas touch!

I feel unreasonable glee.

Also, your apologies for having told us we were hysterical and it would never happen is assumed. However, you do owe a substantial penance.

youtu.be/1-9tiGDuwCc Follow the evidence.

I lost attentional capacity for a moment and missed the story of DJ, the survivor of childhood cancer, lovely adolescent made an agent of the Secret Service. Melon decided to cut NIH funding. This was a cynical ploy to pretend to be sympathetic to the needs of children suffering illness.

I love it! False!

Oh this will be fun. Ejecting members of congress because whiny baby-man just wants to lie uninterrupted.

Town halls! Cross-over invites to constituents in adjacent republican congressional districts.