we had fun !!!!

i’m so sorry everyone it was actually BUGLE goose**

will my bf call it “beagle goose da musical” all night long time will tell

all my mini marshmallows melted in the baggy they’re in and formed sort of a large marshmallow blob and it’s reminding me strongly of directive 8020 IYKYK

apparently all of central florida had an earthquake???? what’s going on

took a sick day off bc ✨mental illness✨and to rest and then i went ahead and immediately dove into getting stuff in somebody throw some squishmallows at my head until i actually learn how to rest ahead of my body shutting itself down pls and ty !

last night in my dream i kept falling asleep bc i was so exhausted and then i woke up and fell back asleep in real life bc i was so tired and then i kept dreaming i was too tired to stay awake i wonder what this could mean !!

i went to the ER yesterday hoping to get help for some scary neurological symptoms and instead they yelled at me and sent me home and charged me $770 and shockingly this seems to have really fucked with my mental health

would love to go off the grid but where would the gay people in my phone live :(

my whole feed on every app is Obsession i am FIENDING to see this movie!!! Inde the star you are!!!!

i’ve seen several of the gays in my phone have a bad start to pride as have i and let me tell you i rebuke whichever straights did this to us may we all have a blessed rest of pride 🧡

cannot wait to watch the bald man who lives inside my phone play Until Dawn 2 and yell at me blaming me for his choices in the game 😌

we’re doing ok today 🥹🥹🥹 thanks for all your kind wishes and support yall

the whiplash of talking to the vet about my son (cat) whose heart stopped and breathing stopped after his dental exam they were able to revive him thank god but today can go fuck itself. he’s home now thankfully 🥺🥺🥺🥺 hashtag trauma dumping hashtag im so grateful he’s ok 😭

chat?????????

Happy Pride! ALLY!

MY BIOPSY CAME BACK CLEAR LETS GOOOOOOOO

my cat can’t have food after midnight tonight but he asks for snacks by bonking me on the nose if i’m asleep so i bet this will go so well !!!

IVE JUST STARTED THIS BOOK AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THEODORE

good sign or bad sign that i’m already crying at the Hacks recap

shit!!!

me once all my depop packages arrive

ok i need to actually post my stuff on depop instead of just buying more cheap gay clothes

idk how much clearer to be this is literally me

my bf finally agreed that ted lasso is great we’re in it now folks 😎😎😎 i knew when he watched a keeley roy interaction and was like i hope that works out theyre cute that he was HOOKED

sorry to be a NARC but i do love when joe reveals the identities of the anonymous sound alerts

my dads pacemaker surgery was pushed back for the third time this week!!!!!! i tried to get an appt with the GI my primary referred me to and the earliest i could get in with her was MARCH of NEXT YEAR what the fuck is going on in the healthcare system i am fuming !!!!

you ever just taste blood what’s that about

MEDICAL PROCEDURE TIME IM SO NERVOUS why can’t bodies be simple why was i not born an amorphous blob !

every time i’m met with the hit song from the early aughts, Lips Of An Angel by Hinder, i’m reminded of the fact that my high school boyfriend had that as his MYSPACE PROFILE SONG while we were dating

i saw a bug on the wall next to me and got scared it was an alien i may have been too immersed in directive 8020

there are so many books to read and so little time to read them 😭😮‍💨

ALRIGHT WE’RE UP WE’RE AWAKE WE’RE EXPERIENCING GRATITUDE OUR BODIES ARE ALIGNED WITH OUR GOALS FOR TODAY HERE WE GO FAM

steve carell isn’t michael but john krasinski will always just be jim i hope this makes sense to someone else in the universe

THAT’S how Hob’s barrow ends??? yeesh !!!!

this terrible week was supposed to be over when i went on PTO but no it has continued to be horrendous

living with chronic illness is just a constant internal dialogue of “am i dying…maybe” and just carrying on with whatever

was gonna cut some micro bangs this weekend how whimsical are we feeling chat

thank god for blueskee i had no idea olivia dropped another single

my new backpack came in and i am fighting against the odds (being so tired and it being 100 degrees outside) to go pick it up before the P.o. box place closes 😭😮‍💨

i am officially on my 5 day weekend 🤩🤩🤩🤩

this is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

this week has kicked my ass i’m exhausted

actually megan i can’t sit anywhere

SHES HERE AND SHES BEAUTIFUL i asked for cats daisies and bees and she delivered

d&d went over by like 3 hours which is so fun but i’m so tired

my work coach just read me for filth i have never been so immediately seen less than 5 mins after meeting someone….Shante you are a genius and i thank you

found out my cat will be TWELVE this year instead of 11 and i am having a full gosh darn crisis