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Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

big shout out to women

This is no way to live, man

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

i can do hard things (showering when i’m really sleepy and having bad allergies)

this timeline was a mistake

people who say hi and don’t say anything else via work chats why are you the way that you are

i am genuinely just trying to get through life

learning that middle management really means combination scapegoat and babysitter

sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have plans with the moon

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hello my bf has managed to secure 2 mobility aids completely for free for me this month 🥹🥹🥹🥹 once i get out of this third floor unit i will be able to get around outside much more often

i think my filling chipped again!!! for the third time!!! why !!

brennan answering cocomelon on YT jeopardy from such a deep place in his soul lmao

Tired of the old "elf on a shelf" nonsense? Canada GOTCHU.

Listening in to the live Artemis II feed. I love the way they talk about everything (jargon, acronyms, plaing English) . Like a bit ago, an astronaut was talking emotionally about how beautiful the views were of the approaching moon, and Houston's CapCom person responded plainly “Copy. Moon joy.”

feeling like this even more so than usual

Unfortunately not a perfect 6 out of 10 😔

i miss boston market we really used to have it good

This dog brings his “BFF toy of the day” to every meal Like… he won’t eat unless his bestie is sitting with him.

Well then I am about to contain high levels of lead

Terrifying if literal: it’s raining men

took my new med and don’t you worry if it doesn’t go well you’ll be the FIRST to know

(spins around in my evil chair) “good morning fuckos”

i overdid it !!!! oppsie!!!!! if UBI existed i would be able to actually live sustainably !!! can’t wait to try my new med tomorrow i hope it doesn’t destroy me

And then the follow up:

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

i wish i could make people understand what chronic fatigue is like it feels like all of the liquid has been evaporated out of my body and my brain and limbs don’t work anymore

someone tell me not to injure myself by rewatching the amazing spider-man movies

john waters at a No Kings rally in Provincetown (not my pic, Peter Toto, x)

it’s wild that each of my diagnoses separately has severe fatigue as a symptom and yet that’s the one symptom nobody cares about treating like hello

picking fights with wizards so i can steal their trinkets

poisoning my milkshakes but don’t tell the boys

cats are angels

“Blah,” said Toad.

adhd on OVERDRIVE the amount of times i’ve forgotten to take my meds on time despite the alarm going off

this is so funny 😭

Inside each teef, is a whole lot of meaf…

why would they do this to pua 😭

i’ve always said the generally hellish experience of going through TSA would be improved by bringing in other federal agents with no understanding of airports who love to shoot people

Latrine - Depth Charge. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

Your reminder that a black woman created Rock and Roll. Thank you, Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

who else thought chuck norris was already dead tho

Artemis heard it was #Friday and immediately entered power-saving mode. #cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme #tgif And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters

Like hiding under mom’s umbrella #fungifriends

imagine if the taxes i paid went to the things i supported. imagine if the government was corrupt and listened to and took care of its people

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1828

Elon Musk is acting like “talking about your feelings” is weak and unnecessary while he simultaneously uses his account with 230 million followers on the platform he owns to post about his feelings like a 14 year old emo kid on MySpace in 2009