god I need to like switch my main email address and my phone number cuz I'm tired of this fuckin spam but that sounds like such a pain to change my contact info fuckin everywhere

Thought Three Hopes Maddening was designed explicitly for NG+ what with the level curve picking up where Hard leaves off at the end of the game, but having tried it on NG recently it's surprisingly playable. Very reminiscent of Three Houses Maddening in that the earlygame is extremely rough tho

oh hell yeah Wolfey did another coached tournament, the ScVi one was already great and the Nuzlocke Invitational is starting up again soon too? Enjoyers of coached Pokemon eating good

scheise hab meine Wasserflasche vom Schreibtisch gefetzt rip meine Wasserflaschen-Rotation, hab jetz nur noch eine benutz ich jetzt die Thermos als zeitweisen Ersatz?

icb I've heard someone say "there are no straight ships in Deltarune" when Sans is literally fucking your mom

filed under "unfortunately tasteless randomizer moments" cmon Yunaka. Too soon.

Greedy Lizard #pokemonodyssey

Wetterlage bei der ich mir wünschte ich hätte die Infrastruktur um mehr als eine Wassermelone zu transportieren und zu lagern

Update thread on the Engage rando squad ft. customized outfits Most of these have more or less finished builds but for lategame there are two more unit slots and maybe a few units could still change if someone with better stats shows up (happens in Engage sometimes I hear) Commentary in captions

okay so the Engage randomizer I picked up is awesome not only for the randomizer itself (it lets you randomize chapter order which fucks severely) but also because it comes with a plugin that lets you do shit like this

yeah you tell him

Final squad of my 3H rando, see alt text for details on classes and notable skills My faves, who made picking a route easy, gotta be Hegemon Edelgard (Dimitri) and Ionius (Dedue), Hegelgard grows a crossbow-arm and Ionius looks like a Warhammer commander with his whole ass throne on the horse

since my discord is currently compromised and normally I'd post this stuff there, bsky gets to see it instead now

interesting to see which discords I'm in are spam-proofed judging by the fact that I haven't gotten kicked from them lol (not gonna bother rejoining a bunch of servers I joined for one thing and then muted forever, we'll take this as an opportunity to do some spring cleaning)

oh boy I love getting my discord hacked at 3 in the morning (to anyone from discord reading this: I got my account back but it ate a suspension so I can't DM or presumably join servers for a day or two, so ig I gotta wait till tomorrow to start rejoining servers)

遊んでほしい ハクサイヌちゃん🐶🥬

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

live in concert: Edelgard & The Edelgards, brought to you by the 3H randomizer

Fire Emblem Three Houses is a power fantasy (you get hired for a job without having to apply or do a job interview and a large part of your job is taking five lunch breaks a day, none of which you have to pay for)

guy who picks up fire emblem 1 for the medieval war story but then quits the game when they recruit Wrys bc there's magic in the game

what if fortune's weave is a sequel but the way they avoid making a 3H route canon is that someone asks Dietrich "so you're from this Fodlan place right? how's things going over there" and Dietrich goes "I don't really pay attention to politics"

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version

Tired: Ocarina of Time is the Star Fox 64 of Zelda Wired: Ocarina of Time and Star Fox 64 are the Pokemon Red&Blue of Zelda and Star Fox

lrp Tempolimit deutsche gun control fr fr

Pro und Contra: Brauchen wir ein allgemeines Tempolimit? www.der-postillon.com/2023/06/temp...

"We use AI to generate ideas!" Oh? I use my brain.

Imagine the survivor's guilt of knowing that if you'd just liked them a little more, that might have given them a bigger support boost to their Avoid and they might've dodged the fatal attack

its peakslop, you only like it because its really good

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Subversive™ indie precision platformer or similarily punishing you-die-a-lot genre where instead of Game Over it says You're Not Done Yet and the goal is to reach the end where you get a Game Over because the Game is finally Over. is that anything

pretty good

things I think when I see these: - not everything needs to be made of lego - I should make myself my own garchomp

As a German who loves her native language I find it appaling how people can find this even remotely funny. ... anyway

Post Ch17 FE Engage might be the biggest story-gameplay disconnect in the series because while everyone is sad about the town the bad guys set on fire, I'm kicking my feet bc daddy Sigurd is back from getting milk

When Eliwood asks if he’s getting deployed in Hector hard mode

yknow if a corrupt ruler in a story went "I'll sue the tax collector for wanting to collect my taxes. actually, as a compromise, I get a bajillion bucks and nobody can sue me or collect my taxes anymore. It's decided" you'd think it was written by a child with no concept of how a lawsuit works

okay the Divine Paralogues definitely scale with your army's average level, just saw it myself ppl say it screws you over to do the DLC early bc then they scale off the DLC units but wouldn't a Lv16 paralogue be easier for the Lv20 DLC units than a Lv13 paralogue for the non DLC squad?

playing the Engage DLC bc I wanted to do a run with the actual DLC characters (doing FXs on normal bc lmao fuck them) bc I never actually beat FX6 gonna keep a save before X6 bc I heard that the Divine Paralogues scale with party level so they get harder if you finish the DLC? wouldn't be surprised

muss gerade den schmalen Grat wandern zwischen "das Bewerbungsgespräch gestern lief viel besser als du dachtest, das ist Impostersyndrom dass du denkst du hättest reingeschissen" und "nach dem Desaster gestern wollen die ein zweites Gespräch? Die wollen deine Organe verkaufen"

fucked up and evil creation trio

Shoutouts @minetube.bsky.social

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

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It's so wild to me that the turn-based SRPG Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle a) exists and therefore survived the brainstorming phase and b) is genuinely good like that idea HAD to have come from the Rabbids side, right? If you work for Nintendo and pitch that, you lose your job, right?

HP, Attack, Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed

the way you can tell that kaizo ironmon is a fun and interesting and skillful challenge is that this video is just the player going into the lab and losing Rival 1 to RNG the other way you can tell is that out of the 86 total videos on the channel, a whole eleven of them break the ten minute mark

Small World style Yugioh card that lets you bridge not between monster properties but between archetypes and related cards

New custom sleeves for the prog I'm playing on #Yugioh Omega bc we just got to Shaddoll Era and I was looking for a new sleeve design to make anyways bc the Sonic Duck one was kinda outdated and this makes for a great sequel