we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.

I love this text post so I drew it

youtube video titled "BARBARIAN REACTS to enemy leaving melee range" and it's just a clip of Karlach BG3 bonking someone over the head with an opportunity attack

Das neue Gimmick in meinem Spampostfach ist offenbar irgendein Notfalltool, mit dem ich mich nach einem Unfall aus meinem Auto befreien kann Immer wieder schön so einen Realitätscheck zu bekommen, wie wenig die Leute/Bots, denen irgendwer meine Email-Adresse verkauft hat, sonst so über mich wissen

stupid YGO archetype concept: The "Garnet" archetype. All the monsters do nothing when they're in the hand and damage you when you draw them but have effects when they go from deck to grave or field. They get an archetypal E-Telly, archetypal Painful Choice, and a Reload that breaks even.

Beat Thabes Overwritten, a really cool Awakening mod that I can see becoming my favorite way to play the game. Lunatic for now, but now that it's unlocked I'm immediately jumping into Lunatic+ too gamebanana.com/mods/555858 anyways MVP thread

Good morning

- Bekomme von Vodafone neuen Internetvertrag aufgeschwatzt - Finde heraus wenn der Router ankommt, es ist eine schlechtere Leitung zum gleichen Preis - Widerrufe bei Vodafone aber Kündigungsauftrag an Telekom geht trotzdem noch raus - Kundenrückgewinnung der Telekom macht meinen Vertrag billiger

Scapegoat with googly eyes

der beste Part des Bewerbungsprozesses ist die "hey war das Absicht dass ihr gesagt habt ihr ruft mich an und mich dann geghostet habt 👉👈" Mail

Picked up Project Thabes (Awakening mod) playing on Lunatic, but my brain is already going over how the changes affect the Lunatic+ meta to the point where I might just play that once I'm done with this run and unlock it

Melffy Staring Contest with googly eyes

Einer noch, weil der geht hart.

geometry dash roommate

they call me the trap hole the way I'm bottomless? Is that anything

the Gold Comet factory mission in AW2 is great bc it's the final boss for Gold Comet but also you get to bring in a little helper from not Gold Comet except your helper gets the airport so really it's just Kanbei pretending he's the important one while Max grabs some Bombers and snipes the objective

die wilden barbaren aus dem osten gegen uns noble zivilisierte aus dem westen.

there's something oddly soothing about copying down AWBW maps into Re:Boot Camp and it's only slightly soured by the fact that I'm never gonna use these for anything bc I don't think anyone I meet in person cares about Advance Wars

I can play a mission like absolute dogwater and feel like I'm wasting time and units everywhere and the game still gives me a 300 point S rank. I just need to accept that I'm simply that goated and my mid is top tier by the game's standards

weisste, dass mir die Arbeitsagentur das ALG kürzt weil ich keine Entschuldigung von Mami hatte als ich gekündigt hab seh ich ja noch irgendwo ein, aber jetzt erspart mir deren Jobvermittlung nichtmal den "schreib 2 Seiten warum du bei genau diesem Unternehmen schon immer arbeiten wolltest" Schritt

Two-Week Test one of my least favorite maps in the AW2 campaign now bc the whole point is you're completely outgunned and need to survive and I play out of my mind trying to get good Don't Get Massacred and Hit Enemy Hard scores, and then *afterwards* I find out you just get a free perfect score

Rightwing chuds: I'm my own man, I think for myself, I don't just do what I'm told and blindly listen to what the government says Trump: I poopied my pants so I got mad and set the economy on fire Rightwing chuds: yes mr president thank you mr president a stroke of genius mr president

Auf die Gefahr hin, mich als alt zu outen, aber Das Gefühl wenn die neuen Socken bequem sind >>>>>>>>

Hm, I wonder if I'm living too much online and not enough in reality *remembers there's people mourning a version of the World-Eating Delusion Machine because they asked it to pretend to be their romantic partner* actually I'm doing well above average

Inspired by @bisexualwoman.bsky.social and @mat-draws.bsky.social , a little infographic about what games the Emblems in Engage are from and some basic information to inform play order, like what games reference each other, what systems they're for, and which ones are direct sequels to others

Mein Therapeut: Das Cockodil ist nicht echt es kann dir nichts tun Das Cockodil:

the AW2 factory missions were designed by a heinous villain at IntSys who compared Fire Emblem and Advance Wars and thought "yknow this Advance Wars thing is pretty good, but there is one thing that's missing. Ambush spawns."

I love the "in most cases" in that Discord statement yknow, sometimes we keep em around. as a lil treat to ourselves. don't worry about it

Discord

If I had a nickel for every level 7 Dragon monster with 3000 DEF that can summon a guy that used to be banned, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

as far as the game is concerned I could not have beaten this mission any better than I did (the only unit left alive is the literal game over condition)

AW1 regular campaign: oh god you only have a 3 HP battleship and a sub one turn from sinking left on the board? Horrible. Unmitigated disaster. You better not expect points for this shitshow. Challenge campaign: Wow that was a pretty quick shitshow you pulled off there. S rank 👍

Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason

very analytical, nuanced and serious AW2 campaign CO tierlist

I feel like they got very different people setting the required speed scores in the different AW campaign maps. I'm getting perfect scores when I play around enemy ranges on one map and then the suicidal HQ rush on another map gets me penalized for being not quite suicidal and rushed enough

Bundesagentur für Arbeit so "nee du hattest keine Entschuldigung von Mama bevor du gekündigt hast also Sperrzeit für ALG. Anyways bewirb dich doch bei diesem Job am anderen Ende der Stadt die Qualifikationen wollen die du nicht hast :)" danke Leude. ich fühl mich so unterstützt

Say the line, Andy

what if he was a fish and he was called codd howard

lol ich bin immer noch im Verteiler für die Mitarbeiterrabatte und krieg immer noch Rabattcodes für allen möglichen Kram hinterhergeworfen obwohl ich im Dezember gekündigt hab wenn ich die actually benutzen würde wär das huge

Playing AW1 for S ranks and getting to Challenge Mode really is like playing Fire Emblem and going from Hard Classic playing reasonably fast but safe, to full on LTCing on Lunatic Casual

Bewerbungsprozess so wild, like ja ich bin perfekt für die Stelle ich hatte schon mein ganzes Leben lang eine unstillbare Leidenschaft für *checks notes* Parkettfußböden. die fünf Jahre im Lager waren nur weil ich vergeblich nach einem Parkettfußbodenjob gesucht und jetzt endlich gefunden habe

my Redo Turn button Challenge Campaign took my Redo Turn button how am I gonna blatantly cheat at fog of war now