#3157 A helpful tutorial

chuck has achieved Honor

pros of the BG3 throwzerker build: - absurd damage - incredibly consistent hitrates - automatic Prone shuts down reactions and turns off entire boss encounters (nice counterattack, Lorroakan. suck my entire ass.) - hilarious to just throw people at other people cons of the BG3 throwzerker build:

Chuck Update (Chuckdate): We have made it to Act 3

pieces arrived, assembled the thing, hated now the tail works out in practice (it doesn't), put it back in the oven, now we got some more bricks on the way

Chuck is ready to throw hands (and various other objects. probably the same pike thrice per turn.) I was gonna customize his appearance but like why bother. how do you make this look any more like a Chuck

god I need to stop browsing the BG3 wiki for things unrelated to my ongoing run bc now I want to path-of-least-resistance through Honor mode with Chuck, the Tavern Brawler Halfling who throws stuff

wusstet ihr dass ihr paranoid konditioniert seid, wenn ihr bevor ihr etwas kauft auf die Verpackung schaut um zu wissen was das überhaupt ist was ihr da kauft?

Google Maps ist echt unverzichtbar für Fahrradfahrer um effizient von A nach B zu kommen. Das lässt sich auch von so unwichtigen Nebensächlichkeiten wie "ist diese Straße für Fahrräder gedacht" nicht ablenken

oh yeah now we're cooking

Man hatte sich daran gewöhnt, dass der König seinen Untergebenen im Kindesalter die Beine brach und ihnen dann den Rest ihres Lebens Krücken verkaufte. "Es geht auch anders!" sagte der Fremde. "Dann braucht man keine Krücken!" "Er will uns die Krücken wegnehmen!" schrie das Volk und verprügelte ihn.

sometimes you sign up for a gift exchange and see a requested tag that makes you go "okay I'm gonna put that in my offers if only so that I can get matched up with this and see the prompt to find out what they're cooking with that one"

Drew me a custom cover plate for my 3DS. by which I mean I drew something with the right proportions that I'm gonna take to the print shop and print on nice cardboard and then put under a transparent cover plate

tfw you have like three outstanding long rest plot events in BG3 but you're not about to waste your camp supplies on all that so Astarion is gonna have to stay hungy for a while also apparently Raphael can be cheesed for his crazy endgame armor. he's also supposed to show up at some point

I go up to the BG3 Harpy nest, game tells me that no one in the party can jump far enough, I prep Jump on my Druid healbot (thank you for your service Gale) and cast it on Shart, I jump over, everyone else jumps after me. I see how it is.

Heute auf Arbeit das Paketboten-Bingo gepackt: - 5. OG - 20 kg - Paket 1/4 war kurz davor, dem Zusteller auf einem der vier Pakete mein Beileid auszudrücken

need someone so proficient with my salami that I'm getting that concussive smash? is that anything?

today on The Hubris of Man

weisste, ich krieg auch nichtmal die kompetenten Erpresser-Scam-Emails. Die prahlen groß rum, dass ich sie Big Brother oder das allsehende Auge nennen soll und raten dann mein Passwort falsch. Mein Erpresser ist die größte Flasche im Computerclub, zu doof um die richtige Zeile im Datenleck abzulesen

Ich sitze hier mit Sojawurst und Hafermilch im Kaffee und bin plötzlich Teil des kriminellen Widerstands.

I go to fight a boss, it fills the room with poison gas in the pre-battle cutscene, so I go "aha, I will use the move that blocks status effects instead of my usual defensive buff. I'm so smart" and it opens the fight with a huge fuckoff AoE lightning spell. I've never been so owned

imagine in Gen 10 Pokemon realizes that they should probably make the official competitive format remotely similar to the battles you do ingame but instead of putting more than three double battles in the game, VGC 2027 will be 6v6 Singles on Switch mode and with items

me playing Etrian Odyssey Nexus: man I wish this boss fight was about 15% shorter The ever helpful Shogun:

MF DOOM: Slip like Freudian Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion ME: this guys clever as fuck HUMANOID WORM DRAKE: you used to call me on my gel phone

sometimes when playing a JRPG you complain that your healer/support is wasting turns doing nothing because your party is so self-sustaining, and then the monkey's paw curls, you fight a boss that's pissing status ailments all over the place, and you learn that your healer being busy is a problem

"Fire Emblem RTS Among Us" was not on my 2025 bingo sheet

hey wait a minute

Irgendwann wird das bestimmt aufhören, dass ich von irgendwelchen Seiten auf denen ich seit Jahren nicht war Sicherheitsalarme bekomme weil sich irgendwer versucht hat da einzuloggen Sind schon weniger geworden, ich glaub dem gehen langsam die Accounts aus.

direct really just showed off five new Z-A megas and said "btw these all cost extra lmao" and nothing else huh like at this point why should I buy the base game. to have access to the storefront where I can buy all these new things you showed me? very cool

just finished an USUM nuzlocke (with Gen 4 and 6 mons only) and Hau lowkey went sicko mode in the last fight, clicking no less than FOUR hard switches mostly back and forth between Primarina and Flareon I'd ask what bro is cooking but it ended up forcing a sac so clearly I'm in no position to judge

thinking about my birthday coming up and realizing that on my last birthday I did not actually update my age in my bios anywhere I think that's the sign that I don't care enough and I should just change it from the actual number to "20s"

I may think a lot of things about Fire Emblem Three Houses suck and are bad but they cooked with the school bell being the Fire Emblem theme

liebe es wenn irgendsoein dummer Wichser deine Email-Addresse hat und die auf allen möglichen Seiten ins "ich hab mein Passwort vergessen" System reinmasht nur um mir auf die Eier zu gehen buddy glaubst du ich änder mein Passwort um es dir dann persönlich zuzuschicken oder was ist der Plan hier

following a random card bot is a great idea bc how else are you gonna find out about the Firewing Pegasus retrain that's also Chain Strike which exists for some reason

not sure what the plan is if you're gonna take over an account to make them post "ERP with me on discord uwu contact in bio" and then not even put the scam link in my bio

just had a kaizo ironmon stream recommended on YT, it had #gaming in the title but I read it as #gambling which I mean that wouldn't be *in*accurate

kennste du schaust ausm Fenster und denkst "boah geiles Wetter eigentlich jetzt in Innenhof setzen aber ich hab noch Zeug am PC zu erledigen. Dilemma" und dann fährst du einkaufen und die Luftfeuchtigkeit so "hallo" und du so "nevermind die Außenwelt ist das Werk des Teufels"

there has been some confusion among my foreign friends about the names and locations of the states. i, a resident of the usa, have decided to make this handy map to clear up any confusion :)

had a dream there was a third Three Houses game where not only was the combat done with simulated d6 rolls for some reason but also there was a Guns stat which was used for both actual firearms (notably not a part of the 3H universe) and for unarmed attacks

okay Rulette might be peak Game Changer

mfw I'm looking for a magmarizer but the wild magbys refuse to carry one

God years later and Supreme Dragon Beast of Gay Homosexuality is still the absolute peak of card design.

Lagermeeting heute morgen: Mittags Essen bestellen ist dafür da dass man sich in der Mittagspause gemeinsam zusammen setzt und austauscht Mittagstisch heute überhört: ja wenn schwarze Leute in die Straßenbahn einsteigen steig ich sofort aus haha

natürlich kommt das Paket an der Packstation genau 20 Minuten nachdem ich sowieso zum einkaufen da war an. Wann auch sonst