Someone rescue me on the day of hump!

Keep dreaming that I come into a lot of money and dream me has the wherewithal to invest and open a high yield savings account Go off dream king

Just found out I passed the minimum qualifications for a huge promotion at work. Onward to the next step I go! Eeek

I would do A LOT of things for a shoulder and neck massage right now

I have received no actual kisses today and think that’s very rude

It’s my day 🤗🥰

I don’t wanna work tomorrow Someone pay my bills for me 🥺

Haven’t missed my step goal for the last 2 months…body ody ody incoming this year just you wait

#OldSchoolPhoto Post a picture of you at school.

You shouldn’t have to go to work if your dog doesn’t want you to.

2016ish vs 2026ish

Went on a power walk and got to the furthest point from my work building and it started to rain…and I didn’t take my umbrella cause I’m dumb. So now I’m just sitting in my office drenched….in a white shirt 😩😩

Feeling h word today #humpday #gay #gaysky #butt #nsfw

Good morning, #humpday morning #gaysky #nsfw #gay #hole #butt #ass

My thoughts exactly

Really wants to take the afternoon to sit on someone’s face 🥺

😭

Almost forgot #MCM - guess you’ll have to punish me 😏 #MonochromeMonday #gaysky #gay #butt

This is the year I work my way back to having a slutty lil waist 💁🏼‍♀️

I feel like I’m finally out of my post grad school reading slump and now I’m about to read everything!!

[takes you up the butt] as a friend 🥺

How can I make $25k in a day, thanks ☺️

That feeling of ecstasy when something is cleaned *just* right.

Kidding - one more 😘 #humpday #happyhumpyear #gay #gaysky #butt

Really in the mood to get wrecked 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Last #humpday of 2025 Get your spankings in while supplies last 😘 #gay #gaysky #nsfw #butt

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video? *Missy ANYTHING really*

It’s a NYE miracle - I slept so hard last night! I feel real again 🤗

Does my horoscope know that I’ve started reading again….who’s watching me?!

Ok so barely sleeping last night has caught up to me. Wow

I guesss?! Maybe?

Like this? #mcm #MonochromeMonday #gaysky #cock #dick

If I just refuse to eat out next year I’ll have so much money omg

I was productive today Someone let me sit on it 🥺🤗

*ponders* what kind of pic should I take today? 🤔

I apparently decided to sleep with my neck at an angle so unnatural I don’t think I can even recreate it…. So here I go to work I guess 😩

Can I just say that men 🤤

gay sex is such a fun way to go to hell

What if my bloomfs commented their fave nude of mine of the year. That’d be fun

Read “The Unworthy” today and now I’m sad. That said, love when a book makes me feel something 🤗

Where are the Oregon guys at who wanna be friends…hang out naked…and just be chill?

Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one. 🍑

Just watched The Ugly Stepsister Didn’t know I needed The Substance Cinderella in my life but dang

Last #fcf before the new year. Fill me up now 😏 #gaysky #butt #freckles #gay

Who’s going to tuck me in tonight?!

The Grinch on Christmas:

merry christmas friends !! 🎄🫶🏼 in a year filled w so much hatred and fear and struggle i hope you find time and space to heal w the ones you love this holiday

Ohhhh I am loving being at home and doing nothing! Needed this 🤗

Mrs Claus to Santa tonight