My least favorite day of the year. Can’t believe it’s been 3 years. You would have loved Oregon. I wish I could tell you everything about it. I miss you. I love you. ❤️

Really really wanna be tied up and used

It’s so fun being the department gay. Like yes pls, tell me all the drama.

Good morning to all of my boyfriends, daddies and oomfianas 🩵 todays a great day to give me attention 😇

Spank/breed me in the shower #nsfw #gaysky #spank #humpday

Men who want my booty…reveal yourselves to me 👀

Post your favorite beanie baby. Corky was my first love 💜

Made it to #humpday #gay #nsfw #gaysky #butt

It was chili cookoff day at work and we didn’t get a nap afterward. Someone lend me their chest to use as a pillow. Pls and thank you ☺️

This healed something in me

Alright - cried a lot yesterday. Needed to get that out. What else is going on. It’s Tuesday, isn’t it?!

Ugh. Crying in my office. Get me to the weekend

This week sucks for me. Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away. Already cried on my way to work. ALS sucks.

That euphoric feeling after shampooing the carpets around the house. Yes, I can be your houseboy

I need to get f****d within an inch of my life so bad right now

Just remembered I have a tricycle license from pre-school. Oh, I thought I was legit street trike legal 🤣

Stress eating a brownie cause my work laptop isn’t turning on and I’m a “save everything to my desktop until I force myself to move it later” person 💀

Have you ever soaked your clothes in OkiClean and were just utterly disgusted that you wear those clothes regularly

Trying to get more steps in at work by going on lil power girl walkabouts and just twisted and ankle..by standing?!? 🤦🏼

Happy hump me day #humpday #nsfw #gaysky #gay

Someone bring me a some really good nachos and a cold beer and I'm yours.

Charli xcx I am fed. thank you mother.

Finally watched Prey!! Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg

Pup-sitting this weekend :D

Portland metro gays…hiiiii I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗

Someone tell me to get my ass to the gym and I will… and maybe I’ll post a reward

Really wanna go camping at a dark sky sanctuary ⛺️ Who’s with me?

Ignore my frizzy hair but my child was cute 🥰

Oft. Had so many nightmares last night. I’m one sleepy guy today

Anybody know anybody who works at Netflix?!?!

Something something fill my #butt #fcf #gay #gaysky #nsfw #gayfeet

When you step on a pile of wet leaves and you feel yourself begun to slip

If I get sick because other people in the office don’t take sick days and are up in here being disgusting….well, I’ll be angry (and sick, I suppose)

Oldest selfie on my phone (2017) Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻

The way I just wanna crawl back in bed and snuggle

Nighty night men inside my phone 🤗

I got Monday off….no thanks to @rubadubgrub.bsky.social

If a hot man tells me request Monday off so I’ll have a 4 day weekend….i’ll do it.

I’m a redhead and everyone should give me a lil kiss

Been missing certain aspects of academia but just saw a job posting for a 5/5 teaching load and almost threw my computer out the window

This is one of those weeks at work where I’m just kinda here twirling in my chair…waiting for the stress to build before I actually do anything

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

w.e.d.n.e.s.d.a.y #humpday #gay #gaysky #nsfw

Bluesky rn

Hairy asses unite 🫡

Ya’ll better vote today!!

Hi #tummytuesday #gay #gaysky

I don’t wanna work. I just wanna flirt with boys