It’s a beautiful weekend and I’m sick 😫 I need butt pics

My fortune cookie says I deserve the best, so let me have it, guys 🤗

I’m quite flexible if you want to see

Oh so I’m catching a cold? Greeeeeaaatt

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Play with it 🫦 #humpday #nsfw #gaysky

charli announcing new music ty you not only god but jesus !!

Took a Bollywood dance class last night….if anyone wants to take me dancing 🥺

My #butt needs attention 👉🏻👈🏻 #tushTuesday #gaysky #nsfw

Oregonian friends - did anyone get a notice of a proposed refund adjustment for your taxes (kicker adjustment)? How long does it take for them to actually process and send the refund? “Where’s My Refund” says I already got refunded…but alas, I did not. My Hoosier-self is confused 😵‍💫 #Oregon #PNW

Refrained from getting hot Cheetos from the vending machine.* Reward me 🤗 *machine wasn’t taking cards

Secured tickets for Bob Moses and Cannons at Edgefield in July! Yassss 🤗

I need a gym partner. Someone teach me how to lift heavy things and put them right back down

Going out to a lesbian bar tonight. Wish me luck

Quote with (one of) your best ass shots #humpday #gaysky #gay

Another #humpday for your consideration #nsfw #gaysky #gay #butt

I really said I was productive on Monday so let me ride that out the rest of the week, huh…

Ohhhhhhhh I miss how the Midwest had AC everywhere

My jock says hi 🍑 #sundaycumday #nsfw #gaysky

Jesus today

Something something he has risen #sundaycumday #gaysky #cock

Just saw someone on app say they are “ethnically but not culturally gay” and I wanted to burn it all to the ground.

About to go bowling….

if i send you this it means Jane, Don't

DOST THOU WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN?

Going to bed and wants to be snuggled 🤗

My migraine is gone - please spank me #humpday #nsfw #gaysky #gay #butt

Everyday is April Fools’ when you live in America

Hi 🤭 #Humpday #nsfw #gaysky #gay #butt #horny #cock #dick

My intern just got accepted into a PhD program!!! Yasssss! Proud (academic) dad moment ☺️

Came back to work today (off several days last week for 2 funerals) and have had the worst migraine. This is a sign I should take this week off too

Oops, tripped up the stairs 🍑 #SundayCumday #gaysky #gay #ass #butt #nsfw

Wouldn’t it be silly if I didn’t go to work again tomorrow 🤭

Like if you’d let me keep the shoes on 😏 #gaysky #hole #butt #horny #gay

Havin chicken tendies again for dinner 🙌🏻

Need help washing 🧼 #gaysky #gay #butt #nsfw

Went on a hike today, if anyone cares

Anyone been to Vancouver, B.C.? Is it fun? Is it pretty? Tell me all about it

Like if you’d top me 🤭 #humpday #gaysky #ass #horny #balls

Oops, dropped my camera 🤭 #humpday #nsfw #cock #ass #gaysky #horny

Craving so much male attention

Took the day off. Actually slept hard and well last night. Remembering my friend today. Reminder to live life to the fullest.

Just learned one of my friends in Nebraska passed away. Life is too short. Love you, Adam. 💜

Saw cherry blossoms today #PDX

She’s a lil mess* right now *crossfaded

Welllllll….getting my car back tonight and there goes my savings, again! Will I ever just have monies? haha

If I don’t get a vacation soon, I will simply perish

What (who) do I need to do to score me some Lolla tickets?!?

Ok ok ok…I still have not cracked the Oregon gay world and the wayyy I feel like a failure. I don’t feel like I’ve ever had to work this hard to find my gays in a place I’ve lived. Do I just start going out to bars and approaching groups and asking them if they’ll be my friend. 😫 I don’t get it

Is this is the year I learn how to play pickleball?! Eeee! I wanna make friends and hit balls