I like the picture of me carrying Wren as a SHARK design? it looks very shark. But it lacks the round, cuteness of my original desing? So it's a good Shark, but it looks BIG and BEEFY and FK is a little football of a fish.

I think it's fascinating that Dragon ball Z is a property I have learned purely through cultural osmosis. No other story or series or anime has ever been so prevelent, and referenced and memed, and talked about through peers, youtubers, streamers, and work friends,

Cannot stress, despite me constantly drawing myself as bigger than ppl. FK's sona is only like 3 ft long.

Thinking about butts is like top 2 Shark Pass Times.

As a grown ass adult I cannot believe lunchables flies with children. You mean you could have this grease ass pizza dunk it in ranch and fries. OR. A 1/10th of the worlds worst charcuterie board with a oreo. Kids are like: Gimme the crackers and cheese. Kids are dumb.

Stand by for Shonk Fall. *Big metal tube goes clunk, drops out of ship. Splits open and tiny shonk in goggles with a neutral expression speeds toward the earth fins flapping so fast at terminal velocity*

This post is Shark Approved *big rubber stamp* [Approved]

SHUT THE FUCK UP? Falin and Frieren are 2 seperate anime girls y'all are obsessed wif? THEY ARE THE SAME GIRL.

I don't care. You don't care. Even for the memes, you don't care. NO ONE CARES IF HALF LIFE 3 COMES OUT AT THIS POINT. IF YOU REMEMBER THAT STORY UR OLD. I'M SORRY.

I kinda slept on Lifeline's redesign? Like they closed her eyes a bit, it kinda...don't make this weird, she has a kinda sultry look? Like before she's kinda bright eyed, and now she's got a come hither vibe. Like she seems more mature, and it kinda gives?

Followed by: "Tells on everyone into this same shit ur into" - Blusky

I will always attribute my vtube model and my penchant for drawing both eyes stylistically on the same plane to @morninchai.bsky.social She did it once on a png of herself and I was like: I can't do perspective but I can JUST make one smaller... And it worked out better than I imagined.

Shonk got you. Need no longer.

*Checks new notes* New friend? *Checks account* "Get Prompts, learn how to use midway journey to..." NOT FRIEND.

A year later... YES. WHY WAS SHE NAKED?

When Apex doesn't have a "Hug a Homey" option so you just do this bc ur a golden lab bouncing around at her heels.

FK learned that BwC is not, in fact, similar of UwU or OwO. Shark facts. With FK.

YOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUCKING DOOOOPE. I LOVE YOU POSSUM GAL UR A MOOD! *shmooves around on the floor in an excited circle like a inch worm*

tears of the kingdom has the color pallet of Boogers. DON'T BOO THE SHARK YOU KNOW THE SHARK IS RIGHT!!!!

Everytime I apply to a fast food job and they're like "Use our chatbot to tell us your name...phonenumber...etc" This can't be good. This CANNOT be used for good.

The frustrating thing about youtube is if you like something they spam you with more of it until you ultimately hate it.

Something is NOT right since they switched From Kings Canyon to Olympus 3 days ago in #ApexLegends. Guns do a lot of damage but don't kill ppl. Look at this bullshit. That is the single most OP gun in the game right now that fires TRACKING rockets. Standing Still. Sheilding. FULL CLIP. 🧵 1/5

When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.

idk what it is, but Wildcard on Olympus does not feel the same. It feels strained. It feels more like Trios with respawns? Which isn't what I want. Like, they cut ALL the chaff out of Apex, and now it's ... slower again. They needed a simpler map like Worlds Edge, or Broken Moon.

Finning has deadly consequences... FOR HUMANS! *Pulls out shark gun* SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK *big fishing boat explosion*

oooooh. #Apexlegends I do not think Olympus was a good map for Wildcard. Probably should have picked one of the other ones this is too.... Busy. It's way harder to move around on this map just even in fights. There's too many extras on the map you didn't have with Kings Canyon.

Hemlo big money want invest in shark AI? 10 dollars to get in on sea floor of amazong shonk opportunity. Big shark capitalism! Big opportunity, just put hand in shark mouth. Whole arm. Too moon! Big Stonks. Do it better with Shonk AI, type prompt on tongue... *CRUNCH CHOMP NOM CHOMP THRASH BLOOD*

FOR CONTEXT. This is what I sent @pinkcynicism.bsky.social to communicate to her "I have finished eating my burger we may play more Apex Legends now."

Saucy FK feedism content

I like that my reaction was to pick up my boot and lick it upon reading this. I know what Wren is implying, but I realized I didn't know what boot leather tasted like. Which is good, in case I ever need to write someone licking boot leather.

I do love when ppl just FORGET that Gabe Newel is a fucking billionare. Like we love steam and valve so much, bc they stay out of the public sight, collect their checks, and give poor people a chance at games 2x a year they'd never afford otherwise, and just FORGET that Gabe is OBSCENELY RICH.

I legitimately hate anyone who comes in and is like "Okay I have to go now...for MY stream" on anyone's channel. Like homey don't pimp your mixtape on someone else's set.

Juno helps Maxx fix his order (no pickles)

Okay wait. I did the green as a goof but Okay WAIT? HANG ON DRAGON ANSCESTOR SORCERESS? I THINK I LOVE HER!? OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Screw the rules I have green hair!

STOP. DOING. MY IDEAS. FOR METAL GEAR SOLID 6. LITERALLY HAD "AI GENERATED DEAD GRANDMA BEAMED INTO YOUR HEAD SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE GRIEF LEAVE BC HER MIND WAS SCRAPED WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE SO YOU DON'T TURN OFF YOUR SYSTEM AND KEEP ENGAGING" It was GOOF. A JOKE. I WAS BEING SATIRICAL. STOP

FK talking about @luckybun.bsky.social and @crocutaspelaea.bsky.social out of context clip.

"If your dishes aren't washing clean, it's not your dishwasher, it's your detergent!" Thats just what a detergent ad WOULD say.

ppl don't understand how bimbo I am. I literally click bait myself. I'll see something in my timeline and go "YO THATS A THING I'M INTO" And it ends up being my own fucking post. I'm REALLY not bright.

Hold my fin I'm going to try 4am American Servers Apex Legends.

Sometimes I watch drama unfold online and I'm like "Holy shit you ppl really can't just keep to your fucking selves. This is the most important thing in the world to you right now, and if you literally left your bubble and spoke to anyone else they'd have no clue who you or these ppl are."

Had a friend of mine years ago say "I don't care if everything becomes marvel. I've got hundreds of DVD's I haven't watched yet. I have all the movies of the 90's, the 80's thats not even the spaghetti westerns and italian horrors of the 70's and 60's I still haven't watched yet."

"Oh there's a lump behind my ear" *squeeze* *pop* *Squelch* "That's a lot of blood. Oh man that's a lot of blood. Oh it keeps, it just keeps going huh? Can't put my headphones on yet. Still bleeding. Should I get like a towel? It's running down my neck. I should do something about this."

Ngl this place fucking sucks compared to Tumblr. As a person with a small audience. People will just randomly discover my shit on tumblr and it sort of passively gains traction. I've had 20 ppl like "Hot Cake Casey" from my AWII streams and over here it's like 2. Someone just found all my MGSV

Toy Tips with FK (I reloaded a save without a clothing mod)

There are things that the right will look at you and go "Oh are you OFFENDED?" And it's more like...no. Not really. I'm not offended. My feelings aren't hurt. It's more like using certain words create a certain vibe of what type of person you are at this point? It just feels BACKWARD at this point

*whines* All the furries on my timeline are using big words. They used to go "Cock" and "Gay" and "ass" now they're saying things I don't understand.

For context. The Heinz bottle I got is bs, and it builds up SO much pressure until it finally just bursts EVERYWHERE. And I had pliers on my counter. So it just shot all over my pliers.