"No one. Can Physically Change. Into an Animal!" - Dana Scully "Not with THAT attitude you won't" - FK

When the absurdity of being the world's most powerful pedophile's number 1 threat hits you. Literally been catching myself doing this to no one in particular.

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Dear lady who promotes unstoppable deoderant on twitch. Shark wonders why anyone cares what they smell like on stream? I stream in underpants with gut out and no shower. No one can smell you on stream. Heckin weirdo Love and Kisses, FK.

Why did every TV show in the 00's and youtuber think: You know what... I'm the white person who could get away with Black Face. If I'm JUST clever enough about it, I'll get away with it, I'll be heralded as a comic genius.

Vincent VanGoon. (Is this anything?)

I feel this way about so many things all the time omg you have no idea. Idk shit about sponsorships but this feeling is so fucking real to me about so many things I want to talk about on here. Sometimes I write 20 posts and give up and don't put up anything. hours of work.

I have like 0 respect for cis-het men in comedy who's whole bit is like "I hate my wife, I'm so bitter let me get on stage and passive aggressively get back at her for 30 minutes, because I don't have the balls to divorce her." Don't use your audience as therepist wtf are you doing?

It never fails, you get to fucking Act III and it just breaks. I've never beaten BG3. Something somewhere will keep you loading at 75% and I can't make any saves past that that work.

Blood sugah baybeh! Shonk Magic!

the mood for kink as of late

'Wolfenstein 3' is reportedly in the works 🎮 (via Kotaku)

My WIP of my argonian communist base commander. She's pretty mad at the state of things #wipart #art #furryart

I'm here for Beep's dress up era ngl.

boo?

I couldn't be into furniture play. You mean I just kneel here on all fours, with a tray full of snacks on my back, or as you use me as a footrest? And I get no ipad time or nothing?

Maeve (OC)

FK just constantly walking into rooms going "HEY SHONK MAGIC! WAKA WAKA" *spins bowtie with whistle sound* And the room is like "Powerful men did something inhumanely horrible again FK."

*เพิ่มเติม*

Started watching Alien Earth and immediately turned it off bc I've seen this before. I've seen ppl getting out of bed pods like a 1000 times. I'm so sick of 50% of our media going "Hey do you remember?" I'm so sick. IP's should just implode.. AI should implode. Come up with something new.

Random Loot gave me telekiniss, and it's always a question if Minthara will survive each run, Turn one I chanced it and THREW HER into a pit. Like Turn 1 KO. Her ass is GONE.

This isn't a sentence. What the fuck does cognative amplifier tool fucking mean? This means nothing. This is a nothing sentence. They've lost their minds.

Anyone who calls @luckybun.bsky.social "Lucky" is a fucking pod person bodysnatcher. That's how I'll know if you're like a brain eater. I'll hold up a picture and if you don't say "Bun" or "Paige" I'll know and I'll shoot you. Everyone calls themb "Bun".

I have installed witch class mod in bg3. I turn into little warthog. I am adorable blue tiefling. I bless. I sprinkle herb. I give healing. I occasionally sew mouth shut and throw around room with "The craft" telekinisis. I turn into cute Warthog. I am cute little witch. Simple potion seller UwU

I hate when you get a vibe off someone, especially a streamer, and you're proven immediately right. FK is like: make your fucking bag, I get it. But also like... Oofta ew.

I'm legit so sick of Katana-core. Like I'm really, really, really, sick of like "lets do anime weeb shit" but in unreal engine with real people. Like it feels like this generation's Grey brown shooter, or open world sandbox.

Lucky Bun got me into this, and I do enjoy it when I do stories. But it's ALWAYS felt like work as someone with ADHD. Like preparing to go to the store, or work, or a family dinner. Starting this game up always feels like a daunting task I got to mentally work up to. The update process don't help

The updating process for Zenless Zone Zero is flat out unacceptable. Updates in epic store, updates in launcher, installs in launcher, verifies and repairs in auncher, then you open it and it starts downlaoding things again, and then checking resource integrity. Legit been at this for 60 minutes.

I was thinking about this the other day. A LOT of stuff translated into the modern era that's been around forever. Like. "Click bait" has been a thing as long as Comic Book covers and Newspapers have existed. It's just been translated into Social media and youtube now.

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I was so sad to realize I'd run out of Jigsaw Puzzles in my Puzzle game. Then i discovered Steam is FULL of Jigsaw Puzzle games. Then I discovered a lot of these are hot garbage...

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Animation of @scottfalco.bsky.social from Sonic Crossworlds. Background by Magpie_Feather. Vanilla by @darknud.bsky.social for the first and @throatsart.bsky.social for the second

If I ever stream Delta Rune you all need to be prepared for Suzy to sound like Keanu Reeves bc ngl surfer Keanu is what I hear comming out of that dinosaur.

Frogs drawn for a viewer in 2023 bc she was having a bad day and likes frogs

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

New Faint Kitten Trailer *Punch* *slam* *cock gun* *silence* "You aren't ready for all this shonk" *several creshendoing Base hits in a row* WEEEEEEEOOP "So much shark gonna happen." WEWEEEOOOP "You can't shark your way out of this one FK" *fast driving* DutdatdatDATDATDAT Maximum Sharkage

Greb found the cheese, which shouldn't be surprising to anyone www.twitch.tv/iggymaid/cli...

ngl I thought Paul Rudd and Jack Black anaconda movie was a fake AI slop "movie" idea. Like google will list a fake cast with a meme movie that isn't actually real or happening. When I looked it up and saw ai slop trailer, now I'm being told it's a real fucking movie?

Send help. Toy Tinker has me in a mental choke hold. I'm so hungry, but the projects are just so quick, and power wash simulator esque *scrubs another bear* *shoves it's butt onto the filler machine* Here's yer bear bitch. Now where's that toy boat?

Awe yeah. I love when I hit the bottom of my hot cocoa and there's grainy mulch chocolate slurp. *sucks the slorp* Hell yeah. Das a Shonk treat.

New album drops Feburary (clipped by @pinkcynicism.bsky.social )

Did they ever explain who Harold Darkness was in Alan Wake?

"Rut" games are ADHD people games you're not 100% hyperfixated on anymore, but they'll do if you don't have a new hyperfixation... But they aren't exactly making you happy either, you can just play them for hours instead of staring at the ceiling.

EVERYONE Remembers Iconic Toby Fox Character...

You're never alone with Iggy: Heartwarming holiday sentiment You're never alone with Greb: Horrifying holiday threat