Ladies love Cool FK. *trips over own tail* Mommies want to take care of fail Shark does not have same ring.

If you have a blueberry soda and it doesn't even TF you into a blueberry why the fuck did you bother making a fruit flavored soda?

Gotta love that Ichigo's like "SHITS HAPPENING" song is basically an RB song about how if you wanna get pussy you gotta have rizz, and talent, either you got it or you don't. The 2000's anime of a theme song that just goes "I'm him." everytime he gets more powerful for no reason.

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

Rewatching bleach and ngl I kinda love this show, even if it is just fucking 9000 hours of I was born amazing. I'm going to get more amazing. My enemy is Aura Farming I'm Aura farming We fight. If character is losing they just pull something out their ass and aura farm harder. Win.

Not going to lie I can't tell you what Pixar Did past Monster's inc, and I can't tell the difference between Pixar and Disney films anymore. Like they ALL look the same everytime they come out. I don't know if Zootopia is just disney, or Disney pixar, for example. So maybe we don't need em?

girl put that thing away you are blocking my line of sight

Im so sorry, when I saw this I just... HAD to- #mooshiart | #mooshianims <-gonna start usin this for animations

The Dead NPC you get Shadowheart's key off of (on the crashing nautaloid) looks like Barbra Streisand #BG3 #FaintFacts

Like fuck me for wanting to take a trip down memory lane for like A MORNING.

Hate that Bethesda just keeps updating Fallout 4 and breaking all the mods. Like... They will continue releasing and updating it forever, people will not maintain the stuff to keep mods running and updated forever. Fo4Downgrader has been broken since like 2025

I legit hate the way nerds interact with media. Can't just have a character around that exists. But they also want every character to have some fucking payoff. Can't fucking see a point in doing something unless they're given a reward. Can't fucking identify foreshadowing for shit. Hate it here

Playing apex wif @pinkcynicism.bsky.social and it is good times.

"Weh" is my favorite thing furries have taught me. I'm pretty sure it's an anime thing but I learned it from furry bottoms. It's such a good word.

At 36 years old, I made the mistake of attempting to get back into online RP. And I forgot what a nightmare this is. How can so many ppl so into something be so fucking bad at just the very basics of it?

This speaks to me

Spongebob squarepants would not be created by ai. AI would not have the idea to do this. Like he's a meme now, but you have to realize someone had to come up with all of this.

Funny Bunny. Bunny Trick. Mischevious scamp. Boozled em. (I literally saw the actual outfit RIGHT as I finished drawing this up >.<) @wrenwrabbit.bunnyboy.live

When I worked as an Injection Mold Operator. I made like 2k a month and didn't fucking know what to do with all of it. My costs are literally like 1500 a month TOPS it is absolutely disgusting to think I could work part fucking time and still cover my bills if we just taxed 900 billionaires.

How the fuck did I forget to add her ears. Come on FK get your head in the game *Hastily draws triangles on a picture of a shitty ms paint Shadowheart about to take bite out of a burger*

it is fucking HILARIOUS, that both Smallville's Green Arrow, and Aquaman actors got basically the same fucking show in the 2020's.

Nap now, if wake at strange hour will strem.

it's fucking WILD when a game that's been out forever comes to PC "Pre Order Death Stranding 2: on the beach" Aint that shit out already?

Loooooooooooong Taaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil *rolls over and over and over winding it around me like a spool of string*

If River Ward EVER rings up the phone again, I am absolutely NOT answering it. What an AWEFUL time. Aweful Man (River). Worst Hucows I've ever seen. What a bad time. #cyberpunk2077 #firstplaythrough

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I will never get over Johnny Silverhand swinging Alt around during the sex scene like the Mario 64 Bowser boss fight. That was the dumbest shit. This game is simultaniously the best and I love it, and the straightest and dumbest I hate it.

Hlep. I'm tired AND horny.

If you are using memes as shorthands for jokes to "punch up" your video. You're boring and I'm not watching you.

Cyberpunk 2077 is starting to reach what I really liked about modded Fallout 4's combat. Just very crunchy way to dispatch enemies. I wish throwing knives could be equiped as grenades, to have a dedicated yeet button like Fo4 would allow me to Katana more. Cycling all the way around sucks.

Cybershonk Streams Update: I think I'm going to do the cyber psycho stuff off stream, like a lot of "gigs" like boxings and shooting ranges and build some stuff up. I have Panam, Judy, and Takemura on hold and we'll probably continue with their stories when we stream (maybe later today). (1/2)

TY to everyone for another wonderful birthday. They're so much better in my 30's with all of you around <3

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Its the GAY FK (said like shaggy saying it's the gay blade)

Nnnnn I don't trust any Microsoft created video editing thing that requires me to store my stuff on one drive. What are you doing with all that data Microsoft? What do you want my videos for? What...in the age of AI...where ppl need MASSIVE CATELOGUES TO TRAIN ON do you suddenly...

Its legit crazy all nintendo properties I stopped caring when they became 3D

Like this is EVERY SHOW. When they start out they have a story they want to tell. So they cast JUST the characters they need. Everyone has a purpose. But when S2 rolls around, they have to bring those actors back and find shit for them to do. You'll notice in every show.

I love when shows go on long enough they just go "What the fuck do we do with this recurring actor, idk he has a drug problem now." Oliver Queen is currently trapped in a "The Game (1997)" for some reason in smallville. Probably because Tom Welling needed a day off.

Bro when I was 15 I bought a pair of long arm warmers at a fucking Ren Faire, and the 50yo beer bellied man said "Those are for girls" and I was like stunned and I was like: it feels good putting my thumbs through the holes Like that's not sexually explicity. What the fuck are they talking about.

I understand the idea, of a legacy sequel series to scrubs. But something I really, really, really cannot stress enough: the main cast are TOO OLD to pull off the sort of boyish silliness of the old show. Like. It's LEGIT weird to see Zack Braff gray, and lines on his face doing the dopey voice.

You cannot make good porn, unless ur exposed to good art. ... ... ... Never mind HOW shonk knows. just trust Shark guru

Help. My Mid 30's have finally happened. What the fuck no matter what I do my back hates me. What am I supposed to do. my life is over? how supposed to work? Is this the result of shrimping? or is this bc I tried to use the swing at park? Why spine hate Shark?

Late night Cyberpunk strem if u like Sharks and Cyber and Punks.

Jawlene's Makeover 🦈💃

NGL Wyll using bardic Inspiration to help me brat break Lae'zel in our romance scene is fucking crazy. Bro's just sitting behind the cuck tree banging out mood music? Wth is happening here? I wasn't aware he was near this situation.