For such an intelligent man, Starmer is making all the worst moves.

You just know that Angela Rayner only calls Wes Streeting WESLEY.

BAH GAWD IT’S ANGELA RAYNER WITH A STEEL CHAIR! Bye bye, Keir.

Wes Streeting trying to convince Labour MPs that he isn’t mates with Mandelson

Wes Streeting making his move against Starmer for the Mandelson scandals but he’s a Mandelson guy. He thinks people can’t see this? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Wes Streeting has to be the dumbest idiot of all time

Going through a person’s literal, actual dirty laundry but not dealing with the absolute naked corruption and criminality of reform.

Hahahaha, Wes “I’m good friends with Peter Mandelson” Streeting still thinks he can be PM?? He is the living embodiment of “the confidence of the average white man who’s friends with a paedophile”

Has anyone suggested to the Labour die-hards that in order to attract the left wing votes; they need to be more left wing? They’ve been trying to attract right wing votes. The maths is pretty easy.

Since I moved to the UK in 2015, I’ve voted Labour, I always felt that’s where my vote naturally landed. This time, I’ve voted Green. I see a lot of Labour people on here angry AT voters. Labour have enacted policies that have pushed people away - THAT’S the problem.

Eurovision death spiral update. If you compare the top 6 steaming songs on Spotify for the Monday of the week before the contest: 2023 - 1,535,132 streams 2024 - 1,318,365 streams 2025 - 961,154 streams 2026 - 521,554 steams 2026 is down 46% against 2025, 61% against 2024, 66% against 2023.

Gotta love that Iran’s position is “fuck off” and America insists that everything is, in fact, “America, fuck yeah!”

This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"

The Trump regime used a bunch of “journalists” (because a bunch are fash influencers) as props in another fake assassination attempt. He immediately used it as a way to push building his ballroom. Could be a way to fire Kash Patel for security failures too. A guy ran into the WH?

Proof that trump is the anti-Christ; I like the cut of Leo’s jib

New levels of stupidity in American politics

Eat shit, Orban. Eat shit, Vance. Eat shit, trump. Eat shit, putin.

Selling stuff to Americans on eBay is wild “How much will the tariffs be for this? Can you cover the tariff cost via price reduction?” Can I cover the cost of Trump being a fucking idiot? Fuck no.

The fog is coming

Oh, something insane is coming tomorrow.

The most glaring and stupid example of American Exceptionalism I have ever seen. All said by a smug idiot.

Best case scenario with trump is that he’s raising the spectre of nuclear war so he can deploy troops, boots on the ground. When everyone is relieved that there’s no nukes, they’ll just be like “oh thank god. Two weeks of boots on the ground!” Is better than nuclear holocaust.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

The thing to remember about King’s Cross St Pancras station in London is that it’s everyone’s first day on earth. They have all come from the underworld and they don’t know how to walk, which way to walk, that doorways aren’t for standing. Stopping very suddenly is how they say hello.

SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana? SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire

Pratchett is also an infinitely better writer whose imagination makes Joanne look like an amoeba, no disrespect to the noble amoeba. He's also funny. Real, dry humour. Not like Joanne whose humour is "The Irish kid makes things explode. Huh? Right? Get it???"

I watched David Lynch's Dune last night and it's...interesting. The Harkonnen are genuinely played like camp villains from 1960s Star Trek, there's no terrifying menace like Dune 2021. He really swings for it, the Spacing Guild Navigator was pretty trippy and gross. Will watch Dune 2021 again.

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

I have fallen into the very stereotypical trap of being a 40 year old man doing a podcast. I joined an existing one, in my defence. They were 20 episodes in and now we’re up to over 30. Really enjoying it, it’s a good laugh! open.spotify.com/show/5AhX1Qd...

Straight up klan shit.

Expressing love and support to my trans brothers and sisters ❤️❤️❤️ #TDOV #Transdayofvisibility

Saw a clip of the harry potter reboot and just, absolutely fuck that. Rowling funds bigotry and hate and she’s rebooted the franchise because she’s mad that the stars of the first franchise aren’t bigots like her. Yeah, I’m sure the next gen actors aren’t going to be progressive too 🤣

Very saddened to see that Sam Kieth has passed away. Scratch was my first time seeing his work and it completely blew me away. Nobody drew monsters like him. Bulging, beastly, growing in front of your eyes. A master.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

Her face when he says it OHMYFUCKINGGOD

Wait, trump is bombing being straight now? Man, you miss ONE memo!

Thank God Starmer is in charge, really. If it had been any of his immediate predecessors, we'd currently be at war with Iran, playing lapdog to a deranged US administration, unable to say what we were doing or why.

"reform will fix it" Ah yes, referencing english tv show "Jim'll Fix It" *googles who hosted that show* Farage really loves a paedo, doesn't he?

Teaching isolated human brain cells to shoot people in video games...I think we all know how badly this could go.

But sure look, England lose 🤷🏼‍♂️ Gotta give it to England in that game, left it all on the field. #FravEng

France concede again. Great conceding of a try there. #FravEng

Only celebrating English scores as “ah yes, France have conceded, this is good” #FravEng

This match is something else #FravEng

See also; british politics

Now THIS is journalism.

Ok ok ok, Markwayne Mullin is incredibly stupid and has literal shit for brains and will do anything for Trump's approval, BUT, imagine how funny it would be with him in such a high-stress position. He's going to cry on international TV.

Guys seriously, Markwayne Mullen is a barely sentient pile of dirty socks.

Hello please sign me up for radical narco communism

Oh, we're FUCKED-fucked.