CMAT is a legit legend

*Irish people desperately trying to move on with their lives* The DUP: CATHOLICS AND PROTESTANTS CAN'T MIX!! It is TWENTY TWENTY-FIVE. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fluurgen-gripen-burgen

guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone

Probably would have been better to just say that Connolly is sound and that Humphries is not sound and leave it at that.

"Culturally coherent" She thinks she's so clever. She means white, of course. I'm an immigrant to the UK and shit like this was always coming. Of course the slippery slope would eventually lead to "all immigrants are bad". A race to the bottom. If Badenoch had a brain, she'd sack her straight away

Hilarious when comic book creators out themselves as idiots. Batman and Superman fought corruption, and nazis. Wonder Woman fought nazis. Captain America LITERALLY existed to be anti-fash. The X-men were the civil rights movement. The X-men were LGBTQ rights. What did he think he was writing?!

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

My god, how anti-semitic of the *checks notes* jewish police. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

The govt have presented no evidence, anywhere, to back up their claims. Just stories of boogeymen in the night. Meanwhile, they embolden the expanding fascist movement in England. When they lose this case, they're in BIG trouble.

Hilarious that UK politicians are saying that the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans need to be protected from English fans. They've clearly not even done a cursory google of the activity of the Tel Aviv fans and their hooliganism. This will go well.

British.

I say let the Tel Aviv fans back in and then the consequences will be the thing that takes him down

It's quite insane that so much of us around the world watch the New York mayoral election build up. It's a city that will essentially be run the same as always with a few minor differences. "I assaulted women because I'm Italian" vs Normal Guy. Still, not going anywhere near AmeriKKKa for a while.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

Meanwhile, Boris Johnson is out there skirting the lines of treason

If I mess something up in work, I live in fear of consequences. But apparently everyone else in construction just builds things wrong and knows that someone else will have to fix their shit and they suffer no consequence. I am truly baffled.

Apparently, Joanne K Himmler funds “Sex Matters” and is trying to control who swims in Hampstead Ponds. She doesn’t even go here! I swim in the ponds and this kind of hatred is so disgusting. goodlawproject.org/s/4860b3

Do you have a ‘Missing The Point Entirely’ t-shirt???

She is objectively the funniest UK politician. Made up a story about being extra special and gifted; being offered a place in a US Uni, which was disputed by that Uni, and she rubbished it. Would deport her parents. Makes her MPs eat food she hates while eating superior food in front of them.

Me: gleefully rubbing my hands together looking at London tattoo artists' Halloween flash. My wallet: dying of dehydration, crawling towards a glass of good financial decisions.

Americans will do anything but use the metric system.

"The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters" Yeah, mate, one of these "young" freaks was on GB News saying people should be allowed to fuck their cousins. www.thetimes.com/article/8c9a...

luke skywalker - - farmer - lives on a windswept island in the atlantic - emotionally damaged by religion - starts fights in pubs, big head on him - irish.

"Sure, everyone told me that this would happen but I was also told I could start saying slurs again! I was tricked!!"

what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?

Me when I started Death Stranding: “Wow this game is so beautiful” Now, many days in: “What do you mean I have to walk all the fucking way over fucking there?!!”

Emailing alternative milk companies asking for their stance on Palestine, like a fucking psychopath. Oatly, who I've used for years, really want that blood soaked israeli money so now I have to send unhinged emails.

Every week when I get the bus to my parents' place I pass the turning to the almost-900k house and swimming pool Farage's girlfriend allegedly bought with cash - no mortgage - that he's repeatedly lied about. The press have now happily dropped the issue. I'm getting angrier about it by the day.

The terfs should just be given their own space to fuck off to. They want segregation? Give it to them. Let the rest of us live in peace.

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

Fuck. Ok, how are Labour going to put blinkers on for this? The Israeli government are bringing proven, demonstrable racist, Little Tommy Robinson, to Israel because he’s such an anti-Muslim racist. And the haven’t brought Starmer over.

The protests are literally AGAINST terrorism. The people attending this protest are against violence so they OBVIOUSLY oppose the shocking attack on the Jewish community. Trying to frame it as vaguely antisemitic is a disgusting attempt to twist reality.

Sadly, I hadn’t known about Manchán Magan until today, but having watched a few clips of him online talking about the Irish language, I feel I’ve really missed out. Adding some of his books to my basket now.

How does Jess Philips not have a better answer than stuttering through nonsense? The Suffragettes KILLED 4 people and she wouldn’t proscribe them. Palestine Action haven’t HURT anyone and they’re proscribed? The govt claim “intelligence” reasons but show none. www.instagram.com/reel/DPUBT-_...

Me: "I love my job, it's problem solving!" Also me, when new problems crop up: "Oh now what the FUCK IS THIS?!"

This guy has brain damage or something. “You kill people…for a living” fucking insane shit to be saying. Ever see him failing to do pull ups? He’s a world class weakling.

“Well you can’t go over there and just insult their culture!” - the guys who get upset when an immigrant does anything immigrant-y

KNEECAP ABÚ!! Saoirse don Phailistín!!

I heard Nigel Farage goes to parks and eats rats. Pass it on.

Saoirse don Mo Chara! #freemochara

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Unrelated to the police not deploying facial recognition patrols at the far-right march.

They would have had to arrest a lot of off duty cops. That’s the reason

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

I am formally announcing that I am dropping out of the race to become President of Ireland. I have the same number of nominations as Conor McGregor, so obviously this announcement is needed. And, never forget, he's a filthy rapist.

Sky News says police are "overwhelmed by the numbers". Met coped perfectly well with 2x as many at the pro-Gaza rally, 5x as many at the anti-Brexit march, and 15x as many at London Pride. They're not overwhelmed by the numbers. They're overwhelmed by the ratio of violent thugs in those numbers.

Minor property damage. The government lying to us so they can support a genocidal state? Uh oh.

Me when I eat an edible and THEN go to tesco.