I think I'm in serious danger

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I gotta start using Instagram now since the entire local scene seems to only use it, so help pad my numbers as I slowly delve into stand up comedy, because I need another project instead of going to therapy. www.instagram.com/jekkustv?igs...

Dumb bank bitch can't identify a bubble

BATTLE BROTHERS, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THAT CANDIDATE ATE A FRIED FOOD OBJECT AT THE STATE FAIR. I BELIEVE THIS QUALIFIES HIM TO CONTROL THE EXTERMINATUS WARHEADS.

I was unfamiliar with your game, Miss Cat

This still pissed me off to no ends 15 years later.

I'm John Blanche posting through today, his art is forever seared into my cortex, and lore that goes with it forever shaped my SciFi interests for the lady 15 years or so. Constantly gritty and beautiful, and honestly it never was "perfect." A man who truly knew perfect is the enemy of good.

John Blanche has died. A true giant, I doubt I'll ever fully comprehend the way he shaped the gaming landscape. The moment I read the news my mind leapt to The Eternity Gate, through which I can imagine him having now passed. RIP.

John Blanche's art rewired my brain at a formative time in my life. There aren't many people who shaped me more throught their work. Rest in Peace John.

RIP John Blanche, the godfather of Warhammer 40k’s unforgettable “grimdark” aesthetic. As important to SFF art as Frazetta, imo.

Vaccinated?

Happy Pride month you buncha queers

Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

Me trying to crack a new angle for the Corn Flakes market

Replaying Halo 3 with @knowstoomuch.bsky.social and @tinkerhonk.bsky.social and damn... What a masterpiece of a game. *sticky grenade beep* ah piss

Double feetch'd yesterday with Backrooms and Obsession, and I am happy to say 2026 is a great year for horror, and an incredible year for taking chances on fresh blood.

Sorry I was late. Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ came on as I was parking the car and I had to see how that played out.

My community can't let me forget it's deeply conservative. Ripped this down at a drive thru.

New desktop wallpaper unlocked If I could afford a new desktop...

[used: 1x ‘potion that makes you say hell yeah’] me: hell yeah

But for real, it is funny that I see that bluesky has become so predictable in daily arguments that I'm seeing more people complaining about people complaining about bluesky than the actual complaints now. I implore you to make a pork roast instead.

Not gunna lie, spending my day cleaning, BBQing, watching wrestling and catching up with my closest friends is something most people posting here will never understand. My true power unlocked as a 30 something white male with a BBQ when I just guessed on a full-ass pork roast and it worked.

Vaccinated?

If you guys keep seeing the "new enhanced AI results," you gotta change default "All" search to Web instead. Yes they could turn off one day, but for now: ->chrome://settings/search ->Manage search engines and site search ->Add ->Name, @web, {google:baseURL}search?q=%s&udm=14

Yes mom We need this for cigarette night and im throwing a fit if we dont have it

Halifax has an inability to post what actually goes on in this city, or if they do, it's with basically 0 descriptive info. Anyway, starting to reach out to the local scene, because I need myself ANOTHER project, apparently

I live in the woods far enough that if I order take out, my preternatural instincts will take over and I'll have to stalk them through the dark forest as I slowly grow additional appendages, unhinged jaw, a patchy unkempt pelt, a scream that sounds like the delivery driver's parents at the same time

THIS IS MY FRIEND JAMES AND HE DID STUFF FOR DROPOUT FUCK YOUR WHOLE FACE OFF HE'S THE COOLEST

The Toonout episode “Josh’s Deli” premieres today on @dropout.tv and I painted the backgrounds for the short. (Literally all of them!) so go check it out!

MFers love inventing trains secretlosangeles.com/california-1...

Hiring Manager: And do you know what "Scrum" is? Me: ... Hiring Manager: ... Me: [points at picture on desk] Hiring Manager: Are you pointing to a picture of my son? Me: Little Scrum?

I never should have got a Letterbox account. I had no idea how many movies I've seen, and I'm already up to 1000+ I'm really thinking on going back and adding a review to every movie. And yes, I weirdly remember all of these. What is my brain?

I am once again posting Hog on main

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

I'm so mad that WAPO is beating us now. We definitely deliver more value and nuance than that fuck-ass publication. Cough help fix the numbers and make things right cough: youtube.com/@lootlads

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Given recent Bluesky mod happenings, I have changed their icon on my phone until further notice.

I'm going to need Pokemon Champions to buck up and add Togekiss and Kingdra before I truly respect it

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

I'll admit, I have no clue what a Will Stancil is and at this point I'm too afraid to find out.

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

Dear IT Admins at my job: I will circumvent every roadblock you put in my way, somehow, some way. Signed, A guy who has elevated permissions almost entirely to bring back my windows functionality at work.

North. South. East. Jerry Springer 2

Endless cycle

Been gushing about finally watching Scavengers Reign after years of putting it off. The beauty of something like Nausica combined with the bleak horror of an unknown world kind of like Annihilation. Immediately shot up as one of the best animated projects I've put my eyeballs on.

I love having unbearable chronic conditions, give me more unbearable chronic conditions. It's the best and everyone is jealous of my unbearable chronic conditions.

Welcome Heroin as a personal sponsor of the Jekkus's Veins and Body fund! This support will be dedicated to just absolutely killing me slowly in front of all of my friends and family. More details at the funeral parlour in 6-8 weeks