The best of us are consistently being removed by the worst of us. I don't know how this stops.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Ahe-go to the polls

Gosh dang it was so pretty. Valve art pass glow up on the bases goes so hard. Anyone need a #Deadlock invite?

JK TALK TO ME IT'S #DEADLOCK UPDATE DAY www.twitch.tv/jekkustv

NOBODY TALK TO ME IT'S #DEADLOCK UPDATE DAY

Oh hey, it's Jon, the Christian nationalist who domestic assault charges. Do not give credence to cretins.

ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

Back is almost better, in the meantime give me watch time metrics! This is where I realized there is some funny magic happening and yappening, and it's been so many years since. I still love this series, and if the opening moment of pure "oh these guys click" doesn't convince you... Fair?

Thinking we need to get a few people together for a 24/7 livestream staffed by people that reads and interprets the media and repurposes their caping with actual information. We can try calling it The News or something.

America be like “there’s a war on protein” and then do this

What else follows a boom other than a bust?

responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,

All this milk pushing is just more cartoonishly dumb

One thing I can't wait for when I get a fully functioning back again is to get off the small screen and back on the big screen. Computer, please take me away from seeing the nightmare world day after day.

he's just like me fr

Driving in Halifax has gotten so bad since 2020, I have no clue how people think. I had 4 major infractions, potential collisions, going from a sushi place, to the highway, to an exit. 2 cut-offs, hazard lights on making a left at an intersection, someone blocking a driveway... All within 5 minutes

I have to listen to an entire podcast ep since, on the way home, I had an idea I've been bouncing around in my head for writing that I finally cracked some fleshing out on. Not a "damsel in distress" and bad guy gets beat by the hero, but instead a moment where the "damsel" swears blood vengeance.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

I got WAY into Gaia Online in my youth, and still have someone I met on there I could talk to like no time has past at any moment. I was joining RP story writing guilds. Naruto ripoffs, some super power high school shit, lead guitarist in a band, a walking suit of armor at times... I'm normal now.

In the lore, there are female custodes. God, I'm sick of these hobby tourists. Passage is from Echoes of Eternity, 2022

It has never been more Friday than it has been today. No, I will not elaborate.

My phone's autocorrect is putting a lot more trust in me recently and I'm not sure our relationship is at that point.

Former Road Safety Analyst here, specialized in injury and fatal collisions: No he didn't.

When I was streaming actively, checking the trackers and what's available, I would turn these down because they were all "potentially earn" instead of guaranteed minimum. If I was doing the marketing work for them and not getting anything in return, it wasn't a sponsorship. $5 is still an insult.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Eric Adams only did that rug pull because he was trying to raise money for his brother, Scott, who just died today. So maybe think and reflect before you criticize.

I like playing Deadlock as the hero named Shiv *Note, on replay the ability cooldowns, meters like health and rage, and stamina don't work right sometimes.

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

Been focusing on rehabbing my back, which means spending more time with the cats where they hang. So here, have some cats. Grey: Alfred Orange: Harley Black: Bucket

I feel seen

Context: I threw my back out so bad four days ago that I went for physio immediately and can still barely get around. I did, however, make myself dinner while retreating to a bar stool every few minutes.

Once you reach 30 a tube of Voltaren appears in your domicile

I care about so little in life. Then I hear about diminishing public broadcasting and start cracking my knuckles.

hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

I really need to get into tip top form again so I can, at the drop of a hat, suplex any autonomous humanoid simulacrum.

Do I like EVIL much? Nah. Do I like House of Torture? Nope. Do I like that Aaron Wolf was booked in the right match to cover his lack of in ring cardio while still showcasing his Olympic gold medal judo? Hell yeah. Dude can also sell real well, once that cardio is upped, could be amazing #njwk20

Planning on attacking Holland for their tulips, I've hedged all my bets on tulips, tulips stocks are going up up up.

2025 marks another year of not using AI for anything because I'm not a fuck waffle. Here's to 2026, where I will remain committed to not asking a plagiaristic lie machine to touch an ounce of my creativity.

You encounter a grill while hiking down a familiar path. It has glizzies, a full tank of propane, and three or four cold beer. Do you stay and grill or move on fearing you may end up like your dad?

Gunna do this with a cowboy hat that can shoot the beams back to who fired them at you.

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

2025 Things I Enjoyed Movie: Sinners (wow so brave). Every so often the horror genre gets respect because they have incredible stories to tell. Beautiful movie, incredible casting (I'm seeing double! Four Michael B Jordans!), the culture sharing and clashing themes... Absolutely superb.

Hey, my girl and I saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe, man

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

You don’t think comics are cool? Well, choke on this bad boy.

Genital Horoscope is my post modern punk band name