Look what Desmond gave me! Hes so cute, hes going in the office 💜

I spent yesterday setting up my handheld emulator and getting all my roms on it. Its finally time!

my srimps!!!

Why tf does desmond have this trading card

I'm going to go support a small business today! "There's a 3 dollar uncharge for using regular milk in this smoothie instead of seed milk." I can not afford to keep supporting small businesses!

Got to work this morning and there was a singular chicken salad sandwich sitting on the doorstep with a doordash receipt for 3:34am?? I have questions.

Youtube just recommended me an all-time classic. I unironically do this because of him.

This is how you get forklift certified btw

I think autoimmune flares are just silly. What do you mean that getting a little too stressed makes my body reject water? I'm just forced to be happy or I dont get access to saliva anymore?

Remembering her fondly

my beautiful srimp cake

My coworker fell and busted her teeth- she went in to the dentist to get it fixed about 7 hours ago and just now emailed me. The email just says "It better. Thank you," What the hell did they just put her through omg

I was talking to Desmond about the TV shows I wanted to show him, and realized both were Netflix anime about characters who have to resist the urge to eat their partners. 2 nickles, but also what does this say about me as a person?

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

The dentist now has me listed as high risk for cavities because I have sjogrens syndrome. This is ass, I take good care of my teeth, but being chronically dry is ruining my mouth and I hate it here. What do you mean I need prescription toothpaste??

I was asking for horror manga recommendations. Someone told me to read Made in Abyss and go into it blind. First time in my life I've ever read something with 0 information beforehand and actually regretted not looking it up first.

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is. The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.

My friends got me into Heathcliff comics, and I'm obsessed with how otherworldly they feel. It's like looking at memes that have been 50 times removed from the source material and are incomprehensible now.

Libraries really are amazing. I contacted my library a few months ago asking if they could get me a specific audiobook through libby, and they did! It really is insane that something this useful is just free to use and make requests. I will never stop hyping libraries.

Extended family is saying the n word at Christmas again, God help me

I swear nothing gives me more social anxiety than being the last customer in a place before it closes. I'm so sorry, please forgive me.

My youtube wrapped just told me to kill myself

A lady in front of me at the store today was trying to use some kind of scam MAGA credit card thing at the checkout. I'm trying to find a picture of it online so I can show my friends, but I keep finding OTHER Trump scam cards. Where do old people even find these super obscure grifts to buy into?

We went to the bar and they have a TV playing Sonic Underground???

At a japanese restaurant in south carolina and the waitress asked if I want sweet tea with my sushi like its a standard expectation here. Fascinating

There are some classic movies I've never watched, and it's purely to save some wonderful new experiences for myself in the future. I've never seen No Country for Old Men or Ghost in the Shell. I know that I will love them someday, and that keeps the magic of movies alive for me even as an adult.

Got my colonoscopy, and that anesthesia really is like a truth serum. Apparently I was just asking people for soda instead of divulging dark secrets though.

and a happy neopets advent calendar to all who celebrate

Its 2am and im doing my second round of colonoscopy prep. This should be against the geneva convention

I'm having a colonoscopy the Monday after thanksgiving and just found out I can't eat cranberry sauce. This is my 9/11.

Can't stop thinking about this painting that was hanging at the hotel.

It's been strangely healing to be back on tumblr. Instead of being assaulted with terrible news all day on other sites, I get to see arts and crafts. I have 50,000 tags blocked, but it's really boosted my mental health to do it.

Went to the thrift shop today and found this incredible relic.

Went to the comic shop today, and the guy working there recommended me a few horror books I've never heard of. Really surprised me. Usually, I've at least heard of things people tell me to check out. I'm really excited to read whatever UFO Mushroom Invasion is.

I made the pie and its shockingly good? And it actually does taste like baja blast. I'm amazed and horrified.

Couldn't get a baja blast pie, so I'm making my own by cooking a key lime pie with reduced soda.

Sometimes working for wealthy people is cool because they're like- "hey I saw that guy was mean to you for no reason, so I brought you a whole pizza byeeee"

Lol the local marathon completely blocked us into our house. Mandatory day off, apparently.

Filled my entire desktop aquarium with orcas. Crashed the computer at work doing it. 👍

My shrimps exploded in the microwave...

the enchanting shape of Pig

Why do latte machines at the car dealership slap so hard and how can I get one?

Just had a guy running the dumbest scam I've seen a minute. He claimed he was with the federal reserve. It's saturday. And the government is shut down.

It's gonna be a long day. I've only been at work for 23 minutes and someone already caused a car accident. When you back up your car, please make sure to put it back in drive when you want to go forward lol

Happy Birthday @spookysammy.bsky.social

Saw a sovereign citizen in real life for the first time. They had a license plate with all 8s and "sovereign citizen" printed where the state would normally be. I'm not fully caught up on sovereign silliness, so I'm not sure if the 8s mean anything specific, but wow.

I swear pho is the most potent healing item on the planet. I've always felt immediately better every time I've had it.

sam: hey I ate your pizza in the freezer while you were gone and it sucked me: what pizza sam: the pizza with sausage on it me: i didn't buy pizza with sausage on it sam: neither did i, i would never buy pizza with sausage on it me: neither would i