It's time

I’ve got Joanna’s head in my closet And our body in my trunk #jax #tadc

there’s nothing like a delicious breakfast, and this is nothing like one.

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

i've been saying this to myself all day

Wanted to capture the full exchange

I forgot how much looking for a place to rent makes me fucking homicidal, lmao

7 hours into a 10 hour drive. I have consumed unknowable amounts of Coke Zero

What's everyones favorite audiobook I have a 12 hour drive tomorrow

I also think at one point I was trying to make an effort to keep my ao3 handle and this account separate and i kind of just stopped... caring....... you all know i'm a freak

Checked out of curiosity and realized my fic is now in the top 10 j/e fics on ao3 by hits. top 5 if you exclude the jmart tag. Uhhhhhh

turns out I can in fact, deadlift this with the help of a metal pipe. I don't think I can lift it high enough to get in my car by myself, but with assistance we should be good

Anyone have any suggestions for how to get a 141 lb block of solid marble down the stairs and into a Buick Encore

my dog is so awesome

"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything

🥺

eating cereal is so awesome when you're high

i also just miss taking classes. i need a GRADE

stares in the distance. what if i went back to school for project management or computer science

i need to create a website/blog

idk about orgasm tbh

fair point

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

My awesome cow

👀

TADC finale good

Andon labs created AI-Hosted 24/7 radio shows, and Claude absolutely could not stop libbing out

SDCC 2026 exclusive professor X guess who sculpted the hover chair :)

happy pride

woaw!!!

I have the best truffle hunting dog in the world except instead of truffles he finds PIECES OF FUCKING PIZZA

there's something really fun about witting a fic where characters jump into a bizarre non-sexual kink/power dynamic arrangement 3 chapters in but making them wait 80k words for the first "i love you" and several tens of thousands of words after that for the first kiss

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

we took bowie on a 12 hour road trip to ohio and he did so so good!!!! he pretty much just slept the entire way both ways

you're not allowed to put your feet up on the dashboard while in the passenger seat anymore because of woke

I LOVR THE CHEESECAKE FSCOTRY

IM WRITIGN SOMETHING EHRRE LEVAE ME ALONE

Who wants to go play in the creek together

um

Our AC is broken so we're hanging out in the car

Cajole is such a good word

No

saw a post on tumblr ages ago that I keep thinking about. I don't remember it super well but gist was that it's harmful to call friends venting to you or having a crisis "traumadumping" — even if it is ill-timed or inconsiderate, it's not malicious

do not. address it

i love this thing

BOWIE KEEPS FINDING SLICES OF PIZZA OUTSIDE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS THE THIRD TIME