TWO DAYS IN A ROW????????????

GUESS WHO PEED OUTSIDE

what’s this thing

the ao3 reddit is full of people falling for the most obvious bots in the history of humankind are we cooked

Pompompurin won the Sanrio character popularity contest and I think we should all celebrate by getting me some pompompurins

we didn’t lose birthright citizenship today let’s go girlies

The Leviticus entity: hey enzy im the person you’re attracted to and i also want you! why don’t we— Me: do u want to play diablo iv

this is too early

The people who did this want to go paddleboarding during a storm

linn and i could easily defeat the Leviticus demon

I wasn’t on this adventure but linn assured me paddleboarding was safe fun for the whole family and then she and fav fucking died

Sitting here watching linn put away our paddleboards while they also carried me the entire way on the water

these people are here dealing with what sounds like a very serious neurological event for their young dog potentially costing thousands of dollars and we’re just sitting here with snowy and his broken toenail

we’re at the evet because I stepped on Snowy’s paw and I got food for Linn and she was just sitting at the glass door taunting snowy while she ate fries

author tagged a fic with “age gap” and the gap was 4 years I’m gonna fuckin—

$147

am I about to drop $120 on the heated rivalry youtooz

bonzo

happy pride

Linn: u have to be attracted to the person ur fucking in order to enjoy sex enzy Me: that’s wild

👁️ keeping eyes on the companies that have decided to no longer do rainbow capitalism 👁️

alright everyone it’s time for kink at pride discourse

Hm

hm

I hopped on grindr because I was feeling weirdly confident after the surgery and I got an ad for a match 3 game that I downloaded so now I’m on level 421 and have not opened grindr again

he is so… shaped…

nvm my mom has somehow managed to wiggle out of this situation so she’s got 6 months to figure it out

TW sad i need to tell someone ||My parents are losing their home they’ve had for 20 years. They will have to find a place to rent when their credit scores in the toilet. They have 3 dogs 4 cats.

just remembered pombon

THE TUBES, THEYRE GONE

I’m getting my tubes removed in a week

I doubted Linn

entire house woken up by the sound of the fire alarm at 6AM

Going through it

do u wanna come see Young Washington with me

Watching this achievement again and taking insane amounts of psychic damage. Power word kill type shit youtu.be/smLG_Nhkv5c?...

Me: im getting my tubes removed next month :) Tiktok: would you like to stick this egg in your vagina to determine when you’re most fertile

me as my grill catches on fire: just a little fire :)

I don’t take a lot of pictures of cooper because the second I maneuver my phone to take a picture she gets sus and leaves. she’s fine if I have my phone out otherwise

i think it’s probably a good sign that my tiktok feed is full of liberals who think the most recent assassination attempt was fake

Why doesn’t linn want to watch several hundred hours of metal gear lore videos with me

getting really into carnivore diet people

mr stark i don’t feel so good

I got Taco Bell but two of my items were wrong and I didn’t want to drive back

feeling kind of down because everything’s getting worse all the time but maybe a little treat will cure me.

Monday Mood