Related, I need an artist who: 1) is open to creating fuckable monster / alien art 2) needs paid work 3) would rather eat a shoe than use AI If you're intrigued and wish to know more, @ me a link to some fuckable monsters you've designed. If chosen, I'll DM & we'll go from there. (pls share)

Do u guys think im cool and important

oyster mushrooms ....💗

ink 😊 #dnd

this text post is just too cute 🥺 (feat. sofie and raph)

God bless

Whos the mfer who invented sausages ill suck their dick sloppy style

Me, in middle school: we should do a host club we could totally do it!! Me, a grown ass professional whore: i was right

Probably my favorite gdq speedrun ever youtu.be/6ekogf10P-c?...

Da bone zone

"Turns out you are lucky" - enzy, as i successfully pulled another pompompurin from a blind box

Enzy bought a protein starbucks drink

Lookwhat he was doing while i did the dishes

I did one task (dishes) time to die forever

@ppoka-p.bsky.social why does this look like snowy

Trapped in the tacobell line

Lost my lipstick making out w a girl i just met. Life is so hard for linn

Today i was talking about why i loved a song and carrie was like r u okay

Do they call this era of art post irony

I love music so much yall

Indie millenial music youtu.be/uN11KCFTkCA?...

I simply cant understand why someone wouldn't want to listen to meme mashups at 1.25x speed

Why was the work from James and the giant peach just. Hanging a bow on his clit

Ive made $2 in stonks

Carrie has got me on making ship manifestos for our ocs

Gonna be real. At this point yall have convinced me but it's way funnier to never get a dx at this point and say im normal meanwhile they use me as a case study in the dsm 6 for adhd

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Back when i was poor and starving and unable to get out of bed in college my friends once crowdfunded a pizza for me and i think about that a lot

Is this good

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Guys do adhd people have bad internal clocks or just bad at telling hoe long something takes

canonically a girl linn

What if im not a feminist cuz i dont actually prefer women.... i prefer nonbinary people.......

Wait didnt yall have the canon event of friendzoning a guy as a teenager cuz your sexualiyies werent compatible and he did the very normal thing of ruining everyones lives cuz he couldnt get at you

Im normal

Ideological battles in the skitter based on lived experiences

I have very strong feelings about friendzone the guy

Updated my name for this momentous occasion

Elodies mc: i desperately need the chance to be truly vulnerable. To feel heard and to be trusted, instead of only being forced to do what our world dictates us to do. The Final Incel: you need to shove it down. Here is how i, your bestest friend, can protect you. Tell me im a good boy

New cosplay idea

Getting real into stonks and the delay lama

Theyll make anyone a hero these days - me about elodies frenchman incel oc who is in a sixth dimensional friend zone

Elodie made a character i have nothing but contempt for but like by virtue of that hes also my favorite. He would ask what size his lady's pussy is and im locked in

I hate google ads

Depression cured i removed a scab thatd been stuck under my skin

Nerd gummy clusters my beloved

Do yall care if you lose someone if they suck. Like do you still grieve the presence of someone in your life if they were bad to you. Enzy dont answer this i already know your answer.

Saw a meat delivery truck whose slogan is “meat makes the meat” which like. alright there jonny sims calm down

Getting into stonks

Carrie calls the worm x bird yaoi "wormrad". I prefer "radical worms" or "radical noodles"