A ten year old has a crush on me get me out of here

DO YALL HAVE WET OR DRY EARWAX

Google really is broken because it took me forever to find out dry earwax is just a thing. It kept giving me results that guided me towards blocksge. Did i ask.

happy pride

WHAT

Im watching a video and about personality disorders and its making me ponder about like delusions of grandiose importance vs the truth that some people genuinely do just stand out

People who r pro govt controlled death penalty have to be like. Stupid.

Carries not telling me if i can pet the bears in canada

Elodie doesnt seem to support my enthusiasm for her writinf :(

Sometimes i have ocs i want fucking until they destroy a house just like in twilight when they broke the bed. Sometimes im just writinf a normal story for normal people

Never mind carrie has abandoned me to die

Carrie: i know what linn needs. Men having bad sex

Lil beepos misery is increasing

11000. Everyone please clap im writing consistently

Turning into the joker lol

Elodie is against the name neoptolemus

I smashed my finger in a car door this past weekend and people kept sayi g it might be broken but GUESS WHATS HEALING FINE

I have two dreams in life. 1) to see mtmte adapted well. 2) to see vetvimes adapted well and possibly masturbate at each other metaphorically on screen

FJLWJPFWLJFQLJDQ SAW SCREENSHOTS OF A VETVIMES FIC AND COMPLETELY BELIEVED THEM TO BE FROM THE BOOKS

Im not writing what i should be help

The Madness

I need to go back to sleep but alas i woke up with post yap clarity and now I'm depressed

Me creating a doplamine deficiency (doing nothing for ten seconds) so i can crave gratification enough to engage in dopamine regulating behaviors (listening to specific task allowing videos) so i can do the next task (pee so i can go to bed)

9700 words

Enzy: i dont have the money for this place Me: when have i ever made you pay for food Enzy: no no i mean i cant even see the menu they know im poor

i cant draw men what am i doing

Elodie: draws a nice yuri for me Me: draws

i pitched my book idea to elodie and carrie. i think when i pitch it fr when its done i should use the same ppt

carrie says im not allowed to describe a character as a big booty latina :(

I said look at all these Americans and enzy started humming the jurassic park theme instead of taps

Thinking about a lot of traits even the ones commonly described as "bad" are rly kinda neutral until u behave upon them in a certain way.

Im at my fucking limti

My mom hated that my aunt would blow up my ego when i was 3 because she kept saying i was pretty so three yo me would stand in a mirror and say im pretty. And a 3yo being confident in their looks is worth hate. Anyways my aunt was right im hot

This is just homestuck

The only point of having demon ocs is to have hot anime boys quote me on this

Me and elodie r both writing stories that involve explorations of morality that use demons. And im locked in to watching how she develops it compared to how i do

Carrie keeps calling my ocs american

Usually ages in anime are kinda nebulous but lord golden kamuys ages felt so right. Yeah that is a 40yo man grooming boys. Yeah thats exactly how a 26yo who dresses up as the jonkler for halloween would act. Yeah thats a 14yo girl

Whats more autistic. A rainbow infinity sign, a blue puzzle piece, or a plane fursona

How often do you guys get told youre special qnd unique

Im going to b real watching popular youtube vids about audhd makes me hate audhd people even tho like. Look at me LMAO

Everyone wants fertile men i want men so impotent their penises could file for unemployment

I accidentally made the monkeys paw curl

Im fucjing laughing

This isnt a question about semantics. The question should actually say: Is the "feeling" of hunger the same or different than the "clues" of hunger (e.g. nausea, cramps, headache, etc)

Me: yeah the feeling of hunger Elodie: yeah the clues like nausea and cramping that tell you ur hungry Able bodied linn and carrie: what

Bruh

I listen to a lot of true crime and one of the fun side effects is hearing something and getting war flashbacks to some form of abuse i endured

Im gonna bit myself into b3ing a bluey adult

My spatula....