she coronal on my mass till i ejection

i had such a peak experience playing a small festival on Sunday. still riding so high on all the energy! here’s my set on SoundCloud: on.soundcloud.com/jpiiOMWny9ZJ...

bluesky Wednesdays queens 👀

she coronal on my mass till i ejection

meditated for the first time this morning since the fire. almost three years. it felt good, i need it back in my life

i have insider info that the conclave is choosing Jinxy Bing Bong to be Pudding Pope

i think with my environment and too much of a mess therefore impairs my cognition

why’d they call it Taco Tuesday when Thaco Thursday was right there

played an Imbolc party last weekend and kept things warmer, sweeter, and more celebratory than my usual style on.soundcloud.com/xT3cZ7gh9kqw...

that weird, low-level, numb kind of high that only NSAIDs can give you

whatever the function, the capacity to find things cute is one of my favorite things

not trying to be gross, just relishing in the simple profundity of how intestines look like reverse turds

gm

girl lunch

my husband always says that family knows how to push your buttons because they installed them and tbf i think about this almost every day

moving my ear from cat to cat, comparing all the different purrs like a sommelier tasting wine

finally about to start reading this

we are so back

Halloween is the best holiday because the pervasive trickster energy of its accreted energy over time deflects the need to *try* to have a good time, which often ruins other holidays with try-hard drunken desperation. New Years Eve is the worst example of this phenomenon

if you don’t have tobacco you can just vape on your ancestor altar. they like it!

popcorn and a pile of friends on a blanket watching the perseids

it’s funny how a collar makes a cat look like they’re dressed up to go to work

i need y’all to understand that spiritually i’m a grandmother frog, squatting on the banks of a fetid river, watching and burping at you, crossing my arms over my chest to slide back down into the muck while i contemplate the ridiculous beauty of all life from the chthonic depths

saying good morning to every single tree i see

the good news is you’re lying on the floor the bad news is there’s no floor

if my employer ever finds my account i am fine. i’m a self-employed yoga teacher and my shitposting reflects this

Human suffering is lowkey goated when the vibe is human suffering

girl brunch

unpopular opinion, the best thing about AC is walking back out into the heat again

"don't feed the trolls" How have we strayed so far from the path of wisdom?

here’s the thing, trolls feed on your outrage. that’s their modus operandi, disruption of your equanimity by hijacking your nervous system. ofc they use this to hijack their own nervous systems too, but trolls need an audience to outrage to continue existing

i’m not saying they have to — but i think *everyone* doing some mushrooms would prolly help

Alright everyone, new viral challenge: report and block instead of the shoving slurs in everyone’s face from an account they would never otherwise see

but also me every time i log into ig

about to have a brisket sandwich

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rate limited gf, exceeded stack depth bf

a fictional character you would give an invite code to

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a little girl at the ice cream shoppe is saying hi to the creepy animatronic bear in the window at what age do we develop a sense of the uncanny valley? is it when we learn to repress the naturalness of our animistic inclinations?

It’s Tetris but you fill that hole in your heart

she recurse on my tail til I overflow

the only thing you *can* do when you’re rate limited is block. this is good actually because i’ve blocked more crypto bots in the last 24 hours than in any other 24 hour period which is A LOT and must be where i used up all my post viewing privileges 🙃

gm bluesky

tits or ass? bro her stack depth

I haven’t opened bluesky in months oh god hello I’m sorry

without downloading new pics where are you mentally