Trump keeps falling asleep in public. Just call him Sleptstein.

The predictability of Trump's nonsense is exhausting.

The vibe of the planet is so grim that I don't know what to do, and I think most people feel this way which is weirdly comforting, but should be unnecessary.

Drug commercial: “Don't take [drug name] if you're allergic to [drug name].” How would I know if I'm allergic to it without taking it? 😐

I had a dream where some guy said, “the toe makes the best bouillon,” so now I'm wondering if that's true.

Wear an FTP t-shirt on a first date to break the ICE

If I'd owned a restaurant in Virginia, I'd develop a sammich named “The Abigail Spamburger”.

Watching videos of people recording podcasts is one of the goofiest things humans have come up with.

'Sup.

The paranoia in social media comments today is higher than Mamdani's voter turnout.

A vote for Cuomo is a vote for MAGA. Don't be a punk-ass herb. Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social today

People have been saying 50 is the new 40, 40 is the new 30, etc. for decades. At this rate, we'll soon be immortal.

🎃 Tonight I made calabaza soup for dinner after getting a 7½ pound big boy from a pantry yesterday. Happy Halloween, y'all.

Republicans are so Christian that they keep food from people. Make it make sense.

Joyfully Demonic Vance is his full name.

“La sabiduría nos llega cuando ya no nos sirve de nada.” — Gabriel García Márquez

Some drawings from around 1998

What did the plumber say to their assistant? Let that sink in.

Alright, let's do this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

As if there weren't enough reasons to not vote for Cuomo. The corruption brothers have united! Shout-out to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/n...

Tonight I made pasta e fagioli AKA pasta fazool 😙🤌

Rats and pigeons El Barrio, Manhattan New York, NY USA

Four drawings from 2017

Fuck the neighbors. It's time to blast D'Angelo. youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...

@jonathancapehart.bsky.social Shout-out to the WBGO sticker on your iPad ✊🏼🎷

4-6 year olds are the most inspiring creatures. Full of courage, imagination, seeing every human as potential best friend, loyal to all... Then there are those with difficult environments or physical/chemical hurdles. It's so unfair that such small creatures have to endure such hardships. #freegaza

It's 2025 and people are taking medical advice from a McDonald's addict who paints his face orange and still doesn't know how to brush his hair properly.

Rest in peace to Hermeto Pascoal. A true musical inspiration. 🇧🇷 I made this pixel portrait of him in 2008

RFK, Jr.'s voice is vocal deep fry

They found “CANNONS TO THE LEFT OF ME” inside the shell casings

Where was the Good Guy with a Gun™?

Trump: I want peace. Also Trump: The Dept. of Defense is named the Dept. of War now. Make it make sense.

Normalize hating reels that show people wagging their finger back and forth condescendingly

the first batch of these is shipping out soon – grab ‘em now if you’d like to receive yours by next week ✌️

Flies are so stupid. They zoom through open windows and then act like they don't know how to leave.

A reporter needs to straight-up ask Trump, “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

You gotta tell yourself every once in a while, “ain't no motherfucker like me,” because it's true.

Look at Trump

Sometimes I wish I could flip some switch and see everything in greyscale

I would love to know exactly why Trump is so fuckin' afraid of Putin.

People ask me how I look so young and I'm like, “I dunno. I eat cornflakes with oat milk.”

Absence makes the heart grow f̶o̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ yonder.

Republicans against Trump ain't shit. He still got elected. Progressive or GTFO.

I hope y'all ain't afraid of spiders because Trump's burying this country in cobwebs.

I was on the phone with Spectrum customer support today. The guy asked for my email address. I gave it to him. He said, “wait, are you that 8-bit music guy?” Still got it.

X the Owl >>>>>> X the Twitter

“I never had the privilege of going to his island.” — Trump on Jeffrey Epstein just now in front of Keir Starmer and the press in Scotland