“Dance me through the panic til I’m gathered safely in” is a line that just had no right to go so hard. Leonard Cohen was a real one.

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For 2026 let’s remind ourselves what really matters: weird fiction

Wednesday literally loves smelling flowers #blackcat

Check it out: "Last Play of the Game," an urgent, breathless flash piece by @marioaliberto3.bsky.social that uses a single sentence to move laterally, backward, and forward in time. I love that the whole team is the protagonist rather than a single player! www.vestalreview.net/last-play-of...

This is a great thread, and one I really needed to read today. I'm always grateful when @delilahsdawson.bsky.social shares her hard-won wisdom!

if you think "AI" is going to "outperform" writers at "literary fiction" we have nothing else to talk about. there is a fundamental rift in the way we see art and humanity and it's never gonna get solved, even when this AI horseshit goes away

A bunch of writer friends are noting that they have not used LLMs to write. Me either, absolutely not. I feel like we need to stop asking kids what they want to BE when they grow up and start asking them what they want to DO. Because: I am not here to BE A WRITER, I am here to WRITE.

Out here representing in PA. Hoping for good news from NYC.

Happy November 1st! Welcome to second October. Things are dying. Night comes sooner, hungrier than in the summer. The cold is here. Things haunt the woods. Snow can trap you, Donner Party your plans. Colds and flus awake, go hunting. Yeah, it’s still spooky season. It’s always spooky season.

Happy Halloween, friends! This is Wednesday—she let me dress up as her for our Halloween party last weekend!

Sexy hello shot recipe!

Finished first draft of a story today! Any day is a good day when you finish a draft. It'll need plenty of work down the line, but for now, it rests.

There’s a chance refreshing the Submission Grinder 1000 times a day won’t make these responses come any faster. But I’m willing to put in the time to find out.

Spouse and I both have Covid, her symptoms more intense than mine. Between that and the rapidly rising wave of fascism in the US, it doesn’t take much to remind us we’re still living in the summer of 2020, and might always be.

This shit with Kimmel, after what they pulled with Colbert, has me more scared than ever of this country. I don't think it's been safe here for a long time, and I don't know if I can stay much longer

I’m disappointed to learn that apparently the Buffy reboot is likely going to follow the new teenage slayer character, and I realized why this type of choice tends to bother me, where the previous protagonist ages into a mentor figure for a new protag. 1/2

One of the most satisfying parts of fatherhood is sharing the beautiful things in life* with your daughters** *chicken wings **Claudia and Wednesday

Tell me your pet’s name with a gif:

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Here, have a photo of Claudia holding my hand while we read together.

Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel. Mom Requested Peaches

A writer friend got some great publishing news, and I’m just punching-the-air happy for him. Love to see good things happening for good people.

also i maintain that if there are vampires i am profoundly offended i have not yet been recruited. i am extremely nocturnal & allergic to the sun. i would like many more years than a human lifespan to be able to write my books. i could put any vampiric abilities toward good causes. etc., etc.

That canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about

The book I’m reading right now seems to have a higher percentage of “summary” to “scene” than most recent books I’ve read. It moves the story along in a really efficient way, but also makes it feel a little monotonous and difficult to connect with emotionally. Efficiency isn’t everything, I guess.

When I was a kid and the song first came out, part of me thought it was about a guy named Jason Waterfalls. Don’t go, Jason.

When spouse and I re-watch Gilmore Girls (usually 1x/year), it infiltrates my dreams. Last night's dream episode: the Gilmores attend a kitschy "World of Tomorrow" exhibit. A day with Emily gives Lorelai a heart attack, who spends the rest of the episode terrorizing the hospital staff. (cont'd..)

It's a great feeling when a magazine you admire opens for subs right as you have something ready that fits their style and guidelines 😎

Book mail is the best mail, but book mail written by friends is even better! So excited (and more than a little scared) to read this new collection by @marioaliberto3.bsky.social, from @chestnutreview.bsky.social!

“Go Birds!” I exclaim for the 37th time this morning to a parent at drop off, tears streaming down my face, throat dry, unsure who is even playing, a fraud.

I’m actually tearing up at the prospect of this happening. With SMG and Zhao as producers, there’s a chance they could do the series and character justice. Some good news to cut through all the bad.

COME CLOSER x MAUVE FLY x DIONYSUS When talentless lead actress Bea learns the director wants to replace her with an understudy, she holds a Dionysian ritual in the woods. Something answers. Bea transforms. And the show must go on. #H #A #2025pit

VANDERMEER X MURAKAMI Scrappy rocker Shannon is mid-concert when an audience member erupts, leaving a twisted tree in place of their body. As the outbreak spreads, she leads her band to safety—while fearing one of her band members may already be contaminated. #2025Pit #A #H #SF #novella

Caught between the expectations of society and the needs of her child, Panya must decide: can she force her daughter to conform and only eat nutribulbs? Or does she need to look outside her community for help? Because people are starting to ask questions... #2025Pit #A #SPF #WF #novella

GIDEON THE NINTHxFFXIV When magicless Mick agrees to be an adventuring partner for Eleanor, his mage best friend (and crush), a mishap turns him into a dragon and binds him to the gods' dead adversary. Now they're rushing to break his curse before his existence triggers a war. #2025pit #F #R #A

KINSHIP, 84k, #A #H #T w/ #LGBTQ rep. Megan finds her new brother is enamored with her after she cleans up a murder he commits. For fans of female rage, serial killer fiction, and V.C. Andrews. Comps: My Sister the Serial Killer, A Certain Hunger, Blood Sugar. #2025Pit

Faith/Mayor from BUFFY X JENNIFER'S BODY Lisa befriends a goth teen gang obsessed with the urban legend of a bear-woman hybrid demon. When their half-joking ceremony goes awry, Lisa becomes a target for the gang's violence—and a vessel for the demon's unimaginable powers. #2025Pit #H #F #YA

OF WISDOM an Athena origin tale 🦉 Athena has been abandoned, cast aside on earth by a prophecy foretelling her rise to power and Zeus’ downfall. Determined to prove she isn’t a threat, Athena embarks on a journey back to Olympus, unaware every step she takes is unravelling her fate #2025Pit #HF

'CROWSTONES' BLY MANOR X THE BEGUILED 👭Female led 👻Ghost story 🗡️Murder mystery 🏔️Remote location ❄️The hardest winter on record “Here lies a poor distressed maid. Just in her bloom she was snatched away, Her clothing made of the cold earthen clay.”’ #2025Pit #H #HF #A

TREASURE PLANET X STARFIELD When Jak finds an ancient wrist computer with his new friend Eris—a tech prodigy—he couldn't have guessed it would tear him from his home on a pirate space station to an interstellar quest for answers about his dad's legacy, old mysteries & himself. #2025Pit #YA #SF #M

SONG TO DROWN RIVERS x JASMINE THRONE When artistic Syrala, trapped in the palace as a pawn, discovers the queen severed her subjects’ souls to gain power, she must outwit the dynasty to reclaim her own soul–but to succeed she must betray the brooding prince she’s learning to love. #2025pit #F #A

Jennifer's Body x The River Has Teeth As boys start to disappear in Lyric's backwards backwoods town and her best friend/crush Eleanor was the last person they were seen with, Lyric must figure out if there is something monstrously wrong with her best friend. #2025Pit #YA #H #R #ownvoices

Cryptid hunting vlogger Aggie is drawn to the PNW in search of a small town cryptid called the Rambler. Deep in the caves the nearby mountain, she finds out that the Rambler is very real, and very hungry. And it's not the only danger on the mountain. #2025Pit #A #H #OS

MURAKAMI X VANDERMEER Scrappy rocker Shan is mid-concert when an audience member's erupts, leaving a twisted tree in place of their body. As the outbreak spreads, she leads her band to safety—while fearing one of her band members may already be contaminated. #2025Pit #A #H #SF (novella)

A sentient house can be tricky, but night terrors and jump scares are tolerable when a struggling author acquires talent. When the House attacks, a stalker threatens, and his sister attempts a rescue, they must confront secrets, their dark past, and both monsters to survive #2025Pit #A #T #H Alt POV

QUEEN'S GAMBIT x SQUID GAME She just wanted to shoot up, but after killing this dude in self-defense she's inherited his job as a Player in a deadly, people-eating Hotel? And it's falling apart? #2025pit Editors, contact my agent Laura Zats! (If you enjoy this tweet, please boost with a repost!)

BILLIONAIRE. BRAIN CHIP. BLOODY KNIFE. On a remote island, billionaire Ashlynn’s brain-implant experiment fails. She wakes holding a blade—and murders on command. To save her brother, she must outthink the killer inside her own head. UPGRADE X BABY REINDEER #2025Pit #T #S #A