Talking to a friend on my plugged-in phone and LARPING having a landline because I never fucking charge it overnight

I’ve still got some community copies of StoryBake left! Start your year off sweet with your own copy of my baking-adventure TTRPG! tiny-ghost-chef-games.itch.io/storybake

I’m still so mad about this like how embarrassing to present yourself to a group as having valuable insight into developing a sought-after skill and then blatantly admitting you care so little about it that you make a computer do it

Velocipastor was taken off prime, how am I supposed to keep the christ in christmas under these conditions?

To celebrate the holidays and to celebrate all the support I’ve received this year, not only is StoryBake on sale, but I have also released 20 community copies of the game on Itch! Happy holidays! Go out and make the world more sweet! tiny-ghost-chef-games.itch.io/storybake

My commissions are open for a short while hit me up let me make art for you: ko-fi.com/thatsbarnaby...

POV you’re hopelessly lost in the library stacks and I run over your ankle with my book cart and start whacking you with sci fi novels

Hey girlies we do all know that “showing up for libraries” means actually getting a card and using it and attending programs, right?

Hey folks! I lost my 10k titkok account and I am trying to rebuild so everytime I hit a 500 follower mark I hold a raffle to run a free TTRPG for THREE lucky winenrs. To enter you need to follow me and comment on the video linked below! You've got 9 days until the 25th to enter

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Tea seller at the holiday market trying to warn me that the apple spice looseleaf I picked is very clove-heavy ma’am who do you think you’re talking to right now

Do you have someone in your life who loves baking AND ttRPGs but you want to give them one gift? Well boy do I have the book for you! It’s StoryBake! My baking adventure TTRPG that is sure to look lovely wrapped under any baker/gamer’s tree! plusoneexp.com/products/sto...

In bed post-wisdom teeth removal waiting for my best friend to bring me mashed potatoes and entertain me like a court jester

I just spilled my entire dice bag on the floor of my car HELP

What I planned for my library dnd group: 30 minutes of character creation followed by a 1.5 hr encounter where they stop a giant bat/giant rat turf war What happened: my players commandeered the program and turned it into a session 0 for a fully-fledged high fantasy game and now I have DM homework

Someday the US will have universal library cards and the world will be beautiful

Dnd session so good im busting the conspiracy board back out

I think if you try to take a flash photo in a movie theater your phone should automatically implode

They tried it again LEAVE ME ALONE

You should get StoryBake so you can have plenty of recipes for the holiday season tiny-ghost-chef-games.itch.io/storybake

RIP to everyone dealing with annoying family, I’m day drinking and watching historical dramas screaming “WHERE’S HER CHEMISE!!!!!” at the screen

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

Every day at the library i see people trying to scan their barcode hot-dog style instead of hamburger style

Every time I get invited to a ttrpg game I feel like a member of the X-Men who snuck into the Avengers does that make sense

15 minutes into a librarian D&D skillshare seminar and the speaker boasts that they use ai for session prep come ON man

The world needs to see the crown I made for VJ because there is still SO much glitter on my floor

PAX!!!!

Age-old mistake of theorizing abt the dnd game in front of the dm and accidentally suggesting something worse than what they had in mind oops—

Mazes and Monsters is ultimately a movie about why you shouldn’t split the party

What if Sofia Loren was a snarky pirate

Playing a pirate in dnd for the first time in forever I need to take to the SEA

My PAXU request is for everyone to look exactly like they do in their profile pictures and wear nametags with their username so I recognize them and don’t embarrass myself

Today I saw Van Gogh’s “First Steps” painting in person and sobbed in the MET so that’s how my week is going

For the love of god please teach your kid phonics when they’re learning to read

We are being led by absolute cowards

Used a military strategy from a fantasy novel I just read to kick ass at checkers today

The Creature in GDT’s Frankenstein REALLY reminded me of the version in Penny Dreadful and I think that’s why I loved him so much

I didn’t know Jacob Elordi could do all that

The ADHD urge to speedrun a new craft without checking the directions and taking frustration breaks is strong, but I am stronger (and teaching myself book binding)

When you recount this election day:

Why are 2024 warlocks Like This. Give me my fucking patron at level 1 you sickos.

Lol shoutout to the Ciattarelli canvasser at the boardwalk back in May who asked me if I wanted to “meet the next governor of NJ”, I honked my clown nose at you then and I honk it again now

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

I love New Jersey AND FUCK Jack Shittarelli!!!

Nobody hates YA and the fact that they read it more than adult YA readers and I’ll die on that hill

Today in publishing drama that surely indicates a healthy literary scene, why the FUCK did Leigh Bardugo scrub mention of her characters in Six of Crows being teenagers for the 10th anniversary edition, what kind of weird self-censoring is going on here—

This year I hit the renaissance faire FOUR times and wow what a season for friends making it out of my computer 🫶🫶🫶

Everybody talks shit about New Jersey drivers but the most INSANE Jersey slides I’ve ever seen in my life have been perpetrated on the highway leaving Philly by cars with PA plates

Go listen to some John Denver and calm the fuck down

Girl get up there is no difference between being known and being loved