My 2c: certain things are good, others are bad

Your Zoom background is like a face tattoo. Don’t be surprised when absolutely everybody comments on it

Has anyone seen Howie Mandel and Kamajī the Boilerman in the same place at the same time

Glen Powell asks and answers the question ‘what if Ryan Renolds but you hate him’

These insoles are thicc

Time to start hoarding pennies www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/b...

Monterey Jack sounds like a drunk middle aged guy in a gator skin hat and a pooka shell necklace

David is how I found out about this race. You should follow him and listen to his podcast. Volts.wtf

For your Halloween enjoyment spotify.link/0BJ08uuyUXb

9/10 triangular scones are awful

BREAKING: A video from Chicago shows a masked ICE agent slamming a truck driver to the ground during a stop on 47th Street, right outside Elizabeth Beauty Salon.

<shouts into a saxophone>: Ricola

“Donald Trump’s goal is to create a Hungarian-style pseudo-democracy, in which he … can rule indefinitely through unfree and unfair elections and utter dominance of the media … while still claiming that they are the democratic embodiment of the “will of the people.”” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/o...

Next time you really have to pee, take a look at Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and tell me if something is missing

For anybody who needs this today

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

your majesty I frew up

“Books open, books close,” she said, winking kindly, though a tear fell in her lap as she said it.

I like to describe my full-send programming style as ‘Yeetcode’

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

Absolutely nobody could have seen this coming! <history professor dies of stroke>

With weather like this, if you’re not listening to Felbm you’re fucking up open.spotify.com/album/0Izx4f...

There are few counterexamples to the axiom that dichroic is the absence of a choice

That Pace Picante salsa ‘New York City?? Get a rope’ commercial was way ahead of its time

Drinking game: take a shot every time Nilay mentions Decoder on Decoder

Trump to Intel: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help”

I'm tired of computers today

It’s like Fred Durst said

I’m a sucker for a two-axis heuristic

Conservative voters want trade war with China, decoupling, an end to globalism, and also lower prices and cheap chinese goods

IDK what everybody is talking about - I can smoke an apple silicon MBP battery in an hour

Every pizza is a personal pizza when you have no friends

Sun Day ... one month out sunday.earth

“The right dominates the information environment” - concisely said by @volts.wtf

I put everything into everything

Perhaps worse than your greatest work going unnoticed is getting a ton of attention for work you’re not particularly proud of

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats

I’m from an alternate universe where Charo had staying power

GPT are you making fun of me

Hey siri search youtube for classically trained mime reacts to hearing Bobby McFerrin for the first time

LLM: now stick your hand in the running garbage disposal Me: that chopped all my fingers off LLM: oh yeah classic problem with garbage disposals

Little-known fact: Prince was not one person, but a composite, like Shakespeare, or the Portuguese man-o-war

Did this conversation support your business goals?

It's funny to think that my preference for urban living in areas with dense, mixed-used, walkable neighborhoods, multi-family housing, small businesses, and diversity probably stems from Sesame Street. Like an early education in Jane Jacob's urbanist theories.

Clocks, perversely, are bad for continuity

This post represents the first and last time I will refer to leverage as a verb

I want to be @electrolemon.bsky.social’s friend IRL does anybody have his home address or SSN or even just a lock of his hair DMs open